Astronomers Find First Tailless Comet

Astronomers Find First Tailless Comet:  Astronomers say they have found a first-of-its-kind tailless comet whose composition may offer clues into long-standing questions about the solar system's formation and evolution.  Ironically, when scientists first observed the object, they weren’t exactly sure what it was, so they decided to put a tail on it.  Researchers say they were very lucky to find it before someone like Bruce Willis tries to destroy it.  When asked about the comet, Ted Cruz told reporters that even though the comet is tailless, he doesn’t believe it should require a separate bathroom, adding that he would feel completely comfortable if the comet came into the same restroom as his daughters.

Women May Soon Have to Register for Military Draft:  The House Armed Services Committee has just approved a measure that would require women to register for the military draft.  Oddly, the House bill will also require all men 18 or over, who are about to be married, register at either a Nordstrom, Pottery Barn or Bed, Bath and Beyond registry.

Study Says Red Meat Laden Diet Speeds Up the Aging Process:  New research warns that a diet based on red meat could significantly accelerate the body's biological aging process.  Great, now just how am I supposed to break this to my cat?

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on April 30, 2016 at 8:10pm

Looks more like an asteroid to me, I've been all for drafting women since 1967and I'm having a cheese burger for dinner tonight.  R&L ;-)

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on April 30, 2016 at 8:12pm

When we became engaged, T & I registered at Fingerhut. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 30, 2016 at 8:29pm

Thanks guys!

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 1, 2016 at 9:52am

Thanks for all your comments!


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