Astronomers Find Black Holes Swallow and Then Burp Up Stars

Astronomers Find Black Holes Swallow and Then Burp Up Stars:  Astronomers have discovered black holes don't just “eat” stars, but they also “burp” them back up as stellar ghosts.  They burp them up?  Well, I can’t say I’m really surprised, after all, everyone knows they eat these stars way too fast.  I mean, aren’t they supposed to wait something like 20 light years for the star to digest before eating another one?

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Earliest Known Drawing Found on Rock in South African Cave:  The earliest known cave drawing in history – a red, cross-hatched pattern believed to be 73,000 years old – has been found in a cave in South Africa.  While archeologists are thrilled, art critics were not impressed, describing the painting as “primitive at best.”

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Man Planning Murder Accidentally Butt-Dials Victim:  Police in Arkansas say a man's plot to murder another man was reportedly uncovered after he accidentally “butt-dialed” his intended victim who overheard the man discussing the murder plot and called police.  I guess that’s what can happen when people start talking out of their ass.

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Comment by koshersalaami on September 14, 2018 at 4:59am

It’s an interesting question as to whether a black hole is in excess of 20 light years deep

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 14, 2018 at 6:24am

The Arkansas fella's gonna have it rough in prison.

Comment by alsoknownas on September 14, 2018 at 7:31am

“primitive at best.”

hahahahaha

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 14, 2018 at 7:45am

Thanks guys!

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