Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones

Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones:  Apple has apologized to customers for deliberately slowing the performance of older iPhone models without those users’ consent.  This prompted mega-music service Spotify to apologize for trying to direct older people’s music selections toward slow songs.

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White House Is Infested With Rodents and Insects:  Documents obtained by NBC show the White House is heavily infested with ants, cockroaches and rodents.  Yea, and by all indications - they’ve been busy sucking out every bit of blood they can manage from decent, hardworking American taxpayers.

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New Watery Planet Discovered:  Scientists have discovered a new type of alien planet — a steamy water world which astronomers are describing as larger than Earth, yet still smaller than Uranus.  Yea, well that kind of makes me wonder - just how big do they think my anus is?

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Comment by koshersalaami on January 1, 2018 at 9:41am

Have they found a larger version of Kevin Kostner on it?

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2018 at 11:02am

No, but they promise to keep checking.

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 1, 2018 at 11:36am

Apple has become Microsoft --- what a shame, and the devotees are as bad as Krishnas.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2018 at 12:32pm

Well said, but I don't believe there are really that many Apple Fan Boys anymore. 

Comment by Ron Powell on January 1, 2018 at 1:13pm

Wait until they discover the fact that it's not a steamy water planet, but an interstellar enema that wanders about the universe clearing the black holes that are also smaller than Uranus....

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2018 at 1:45pm

Shocking revelations - I tell ya!

Comment by koshersalaami on January 1, 2018 at 2:58pm

Ron, 

That was truly imaginative

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