Amy's Irish Tacos... (aka St. Montezuma's Revenge)

Speaking as someone who could give a rat's ass about St. Patrick, snakes and/or being "Irish" (the Mick's were even worse towards the Dago's then when they first started immigrating to this country...)

I still like corned beef...  cooked cabbage and boiled to death taters & carrots not so much!


Here is a snub your nose recipe for those of us who refuse to make believe we are Irish or honor some asshat who's only claim to fame was subjugating people of a different religion and forcing them to join his freaking religion!  (often upon penalty of death, in the case of the Druids... and yeah, JUST in case you missed it, I am NOT a big fan of St. Patty!)


Step 1:  Slow cook a big chunk of corned beef brisket for 8 - 10 hours.

Step 2:  Drain well and shred.

Step 3:  Take 1/2 head of raw cabbage, 3 large tomatoes and 4 green onions, rinse well, then chop into itsy, bitsy pieces.

Step 4:  Take corn tortilla, fold in half and cook in hot oil until golden brown.  Remove and drain well.

Step 5:  In a large measuring cup blend 1 cup aioli (which is actually garlic flavored mayo, but don't tell Foolish Monkey or Nanatehay), 4 tablespoons sour cream, two tablespoon vinegar, 1 teaspoon each of sea salt, black pepper and cayenne pepper.  Mix well (you use the measuring cup to pour onto your tacos! Duh!)

Step 5:  Assemble taco shell, corned beef and veggies and cover with your "taco sauce".  

Serve with some big 'ol jalapeño pepper rings, avocado slices and a cold ass glass of Guiness Stout!

These Irish Taco's are delicious as HELL and so easy even I can make them! 

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Comment by lemonpulp on March 17, 2017 at 1:15pm

i'm torn. i'm irish and italian. i hate corned beef but love whiskey, guinness, and tacos. what's a girl to do? ;)

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 17, 2017 at 1:21pm

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit, Slainte, Erin Go Bragh, Déanann cabáiste dom fart and Tá ól tú fós.  Figure that out and translate it into Dago.  R&L ;-)

Comment by nanatehay on March 17, 2017 at 1:23pm

I was fricassee n meme a chicken carcass, see, but I hadn't even injected the shaving cream into the thoracic cavity yet when this-skcreeee e EEE eEeech ,,,,m ?,,,, mm,, ,,, , ? and you tole me this was gonna be abscreee,, ,,,m ,,, ? (scree} public service announcement from the Mt. Diablo Hawt Filipina/Irish Bisexual Barista Foundation, wtdude? 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 17, 2017 at 1:49pm

This IS on the menu for next weeks Mt. Diablo Hawt Filipina/Irish Bisexual Barista Foundation meeting.  Don't you screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech... ever read you email?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 17, 2017 at 1:54pm

Omg this is why everyone keeps you out of the kitchen! 

WHAT?  These are delish!  Why suffer through soggy ass vegetables just to eat corned beef when you can have a true, authentic heathen/Mexican feast?

...and I'll have you know I am ALWAYS allowed in the kitchen.  On a rare occasion I am even allowed to help!!! (I just have to promise not to go near the stove or sharp pointy things because I have a few issues with not talking with my hands). 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 17, 2017 at 1:58pm

Figure that out and translate it into Dago.

I did and it ended up saying something about this chick named Erin, who goes braless, and that Irish people's farts stink of cabbage and dago's smell fresh and nice.  

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 17, 2017 at 2:03pm
mangiare merda, beyotch!  There is nothing wrong with a little bit of mayo.  It's not like I slather it onto white bread like you pasty ass gringos do!  LOL
Comment by nanatehay on March 17, 2017 at 2:10pm

Besa mi cula? Culo, I mean. There's a town near here called Something or Other Culo, and I found it weird, being from Kansas and all, having to explain to these Californicators that it means, like, Pedro's Butthole or whatever.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 17, 2017 at 2:16pm

LP, it is perfectly acceptable to dislike corned beef and long as you like whisky and are at least a bit Italian.  Either of those beats just about anything else.

Comment by lemonpulp on March 17, 2017 at 2:19pm

phew! i was worried i'd get banned or something. and for the record, i don't ALWAYS go braless...


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