Alex Jones Telling Followers to Buy His Merchandise After Banishment

Alex Jones Telling Followers to Buy His Merchandise After Banishment:  Summoning everything from the Alamo to Roman gladiators, right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is calling on his loyal Infowars followers to rise up against the anti-Trump “sociopaths” who’ve removed him from most major social media platforms by buying more merchandise from his website.  Personally, I kind of feel sorry for the poor guy and, if it were up to me - I’d love to send him tons of money and purchase loads and loads of goodies from his website - but that just won’t be possible because I'm still paying off all my student loans from Trump University.

 

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Elon Musk Tweets He Is Considering Taking Tesla Private:  Tesla stock soared after founder Elon Musk tweeted he is considering taking Tesla private in a deal worth tens of billions of dollars.  Take them private?  Gee, does that mean he’s no longer gonna sell the cars and just keep them all for himself?  He must be planning on doing an awful lot of driving.

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Missing Man's Body Found in Girlfriend's Freezer:  Police have found the body of a Ventura, California man who had been missing for more than two years in a freezer in his girlfriend's storage unit.  I’m gonna assume that under the circumstances, its gonna take quite some time before this relationship thaws out.

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Comment by Steel Breeze on August 8, 2018 at 5:40am

what kinda nut keeps a body for 2 years......

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2018 at 6:51am

Good point!  The body isn't going to taste fresh when its finally served to guests.

Comment by alsoknownas on August 8, 2018 at 6:54am

yecch

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 8, 2018 at 7:01am

Freak'ing men!  She gives him the "cold shoulder" and he has to do the male "one up" thing by crawling into her freeze and (clearly) committed suicide so that he could give her the "cold body"!!!

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2018 at 7:15am

Hee!

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