Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens

Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens:  Former mall employees and local police have told the New Yorker that Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore was banned from a mall in the early 1980s for repeatedly attempting to pick up teenage girls.  In response, talk show host and Moore defender Sean Hannity told his listeners that while Moore may have been trying to pick up underage girls, at least he wasn’t trying to arrange uranium deals with them like Hillary.

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Scientists Say Sheep Can Recognize Human Faces:  University of Cambridge scientists say sheep can be trained to recognize the faces of different people presented to them in pictures.  Lawyers for red states politicians say they’re advising clients not to be overly concerned, in that its very doubtful that the testimony of a sheep would hold up in a court of law.

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Study Finds Resveratrol Extends Life of Obese Mice:  Researchers found they can extend the life of obese mice by 44% using a drug that mimics resveratrol, the ingredient of red wine believed to activate protective proteins.  Which kind of makes you wonder, just how many obese mice have to die before these fat rodents get the resveratrol they so desperately need?

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Comment by Johnny Robish on November 13, 2017 at 10:43pm

To all my friends at "Our Salon."  Apparently, there are some ongoing antagonisms among you, but please - don't fight them out in my comments area.  I write humor and frankly, its rather depressing to read them.  Thanks so much.

Comment by Ron Powell on November 13, 2017 at 11:57pm

"Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore was banned from a mall in the early 1980s for repeatedly attempting to pick up teenage girls."

If this is documented in any way, Moore is toast and should step aside and try to salvage whatever "dignity" he has left...

He's past the point where he could drop out quietly. He blew the whistle on himself when he insisted that he never dated a teenaged girl without her mother's permission.

Do you suppose he got to a few mom's in the process as well as their daughters? 

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 14, 2017 at 1:16am

He apparently had a proclivity for teen girls.  And yes, the documentation is streaming in now.  I would assume the Dems would prefer he stay in the race (although they can't say that publically) because he's dropping like crazy in the polls and if he stays in, the Dems could win in a really RED STATE.  If he drops out, the Repubs could replace him and its pretty certain the Dems would lose in such a hard right-leaning state.  

Comment by koshersalaami on November 14, 2017 at 5:32am

Sorry. I'll keep mine off your blog. 

Is there any way this guy can get elected with this coming out?

Comment by Ron Powell on November 14, 2017 at 5:42am

@Kosh;  In Alabama, yes.

Comment by alsoknownas on November 14, 2017 at 7:34am

I find it depressing that any state would have a populace that could consider this man to be their Senator.

Comment by Boanerges on November 14, 2017 at 7:52am

In Alabama, it doesn't matter, as long as there's an "R" after his name. I've been following this closely in various Politics forums, and it's excruciatingly funny (in a horrifying way) to read the rationales put forward to excuse Moore. One of my faves is trotting out a story that Mary was a teen and Joseph in his 20s when they married. Of course, this completely ignores their own Jesus origin narrative.

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 14, 2017 at 8:30am

What's important to remember in the Mary and Joseph narrative is that "Mary had it coming to her for hanging out in the malls."  Also, good thing there was no Planned Parenthood for savior parents, or we wouldn't have had Jesus.

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 14, 2017 at 9:02am

You, sir, have managed a trifecta by associating Roy Moore, sheeple and obesity. The connection? Alabama.

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 14, 2017 at 9:09am

Hee!

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