Air-Conditioner Maker Carrier Will Not Send Jobs to Mexico: Donald Trump has reportedly made a deal with air-conditioner manufacturer Carrier not to close two factories in Mike Pence’s home state of Indiana, preventing 1000 jobs from going to Mexico. Good thing too, because with Donald Trump the only person standing between us and global warming, we’re definitely gonna need those air-conditioners.
New Estimates Raise Civil War Death Toll: A researcher at Binghamton University in New York has determined that Civil War casualties were 20 percent higher than what had been the official number for at least 110 years. Fine, but I assume its a bit late to notify the families.
Mitt Romney Praises Trump After NY Dinner: Characterizing their New York dinner of carefully prepared frog legs “a wonderful evening,” Mitt Romney generously praised the man he once called a phony and a fraud, saying he has “increasing hope” that Donald Trump can lead the country to a “better future.” I’m guessing that means Trump must have picked up the check. And when the waiter asked Romney what he’ll be having, he said “I’ll be eating Crow.”