Actors Were Warned Senior Bush Gets Pretty Handsy: Following actress Heather Lind’s groping revelation, another woman came forward to claim she was also groped by former President George H.W. Bush, prompting “Hunchback of Notre Dame” cast members to divulge that actors were actually warned beforehand that the former president could get “handsy.” Handsy? I’ll say! Hell, its beginning to sound like George H.W. Bush is actually short for “George Hands Wander Bush.”
Winona Ryder Claims She Doesn’t Use the Internet: In an interview with Elle, Winona Ryder claimed that she doesn’t even use the internet. I get where she’s coming from on that. I mean, how you supposed to shoplift anything from Amazon.Com?
Chinese Doctors Grow New Nose on Injured Man’s Forehead: A Chinese man who suffered irreparable nasal trauma in a traffic accident has been growing a new nose on his forehead for the last nine months that will eventually be transplanted to replace his injured nose. The man reports that about the only negative thing he’s experienced so far is people frequently asking him if they can “pick his brain.”