I got 'em all - from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump - they all swore!

I can prove that all Presidents have cussed - well, at least the ones I could come up with!

My guess is, back in the 1700-1800's; curse words were just as shocking & offensive as our President's - but it just wasn't reported on.  Sure, they seem tame to us now; but we can just imagine how utterly taboo they were - so cover your kid's eyes:

Hell's Bells, Holy Cow, Son of a Gun, Geez Louise, Gadzooks, Cripes, Fudge & my go-to, Heck!

I read - because War was hell, after WWII, curse words began to emphasize sexual parts & bodily functions & it wasn't just Aunt Betty in the Navy!  But, since we've heard them all & know all Politicians except VP Pence have used them - I won't have to go there...

GEORGE WASHINGTON

"One freakin' Lie & that's what people remember"?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

"Honey, how 'bout these bitchin' Box Seats"!  Too Soon?

TEDDY ROOSEVELT

"Bull Hickey"!  Okay, Hockey - but I woke up with somethin' on my neck"!

HERBERT HOOVER

"Lift your darn feet - I'm vacuuming"!

FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT

"Eleanor, baby - get your buns over here - what's this crap about Cousins"?

HARRY S. TRUMAN

"Sure, the Buck stopped here - but now I hear some TV Star Shtick-hole sent it back"!

LYNDON B. JOHNSON

"Jesus H. Christ - Vietnam is killin' me - where's Truman's Button"?

RICHARD NIXON

"God damn Woodward & Bernstein"!

GERALD FORD

"Mary, Mother of Jesus" - who waxed the last step"?

JIMMY CARTER

"Jeepers, just my luck - I lusted after women in my heart & then "Playboy" folds"!

RONALD REAGAN

"Dagamit Mommy - give it a rest, I said "Ditto" - I love you too"!

GEORGE H.W. BUSH

"Hell, I go to bed with Mrs. Bush & wake-up with Martha Washington"!

BILL CLINTON

"Who friggin' won"?  Now, I have to...you know - talk to her"!

GEORGE W. BUSH

"Shoot - I love the C-Word - but you know the Wifey - now, I can only Draw it"!

And, of course THOMAS E. DEWEY the very 1st President to say WTF"!

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Comment by koshersalaami on January 30, 2018 at 12:55pm

Good list

Comment by marilyn sands on January 30, 2018 at 3:20pm

Thanks Kosh!  Looking forward to the "State of the Union" where I'LL be the one SWEARIN'!  ha ha

Comment by koshersalaami on January 30, 2018 at 5:14pm

I’m not. I”m not sure I even want to watch it. I don’t really want to watch a guy lie through a speech. 

Comment by koshersalaami on January 30, 2018 at 5:16pm

“The state of the union is the best it’s ever been. Way better than it was under Obama. Our international prestige is at an all time high. The stock market is through the roof and unemployment is lower than it has been in the last hundred years. And my wall will be great for America.” 

Comment by marilyn sands on January 30, 2018 at 11:21pm

Kosh - turned out Trump "Acted" Presidential...ha ha  Too bad he had to drag all those beautiful hero stories with him.  Now, back to Mueller & Trump's demise. 

Comment by marilyn sands on January 30, 2018 at 11:22pm

ABG - I got 'wooden' teeth!  And, I'm stickin' with that story!

Comment by Rodney Roe on January 31, 2018 at 3:45am

Millard Fillmore, "Abbie, how the f**k would I know?  You know what party I belong to."

Like your list and "quotes".

Comment by Foolish Monkey on January 31, 2018 at 11:31am

what a bunch of potty mouths.  HA!

I LOVE that picture of Teddy Roosevelt on a moose!  I LOVE IT.  He turned the white house into a farm while he was in office.  I wouldn't be surprised if it was his very own, raised from birth moose!

Comment by marilyn sands on January 31, 2018 at 12:12pm

Thanks so much Rodney!  Remember "Pardon my French"?  Times sure have changed.

Comment by marilyn sands on January 31, 2018 at 12:13pm

Thanks for stopping by FoolishM!  I'm sure Teddy was a handful - for the country & his wife!

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