According to some folks; bright, beautiful, intelligent people, I should make a list of things to do to make my life better.
Lists of such things are important, puts the eye to the prize, gives me a goal to achieve (or something), maybe even keep me alive for at least six months to a year.
My doctor (a former patient at the state hospital who I talk to at the bus stop. If he takes his medications, he's quite well. If he doesn't, the advice can be quite wonderful too but I would never attempt to jump my own butt! I could get hurt!) agrees.
"Lists are important. They allow us to develop our own track to the destination. Did you just see Elvis walk into that apartment building?" Then he wandered off down the side walk.
Lists should be written down(or typed. I'm typing this but you get the meaning. I hope. ) and shared with hundreds if not millions and millions of people who cruise Google searching for self help by typing the search terms; "I want to write a list to develop my life's goal"
THE LIST - FIRST DRAFT: FEBRUARY 26TH, 2014 - 10:10 PM (NOTE TO READER : Time stamps are important. Years from now, when your family discovers these posts, they can go, "That's the day he forgot to take his meds and the next day we sent him to the state hospital for 'observations'"
NOTE TO READER: Observations equals tie you down and force stuff down your throat which then leads to 48 hours of sleep and then, if you play well with the others, you can do macaroni art or paint-by-numbers.
#1 - Wake up breathing. This is good. Apparently, according to some of the spirits I talk to, death isn't what it's all cracked up to be. We love life! Waking up is good.
#2 - SEE #1. Anything after that is pure gravy. I might add; DON'T GET HIT BY SEMI which is also a good idea. Getting hit by any motor vehicle or a bullet or rocket propelled rabid monkey, etc. etc. is bad. If you don't die, you'll wish you're dead.
NOTE TO READER : WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL US, MOST THE TIME, MAKES US WISH WE WERE DEAD.
#3 - There is no #3. Move along.
I think the rest will follow in time, maybe add, FIND A WOMAN WHO LOVES ME EVEN THOUGH I'M QUITE INSANE AND LOOK LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF BUT I'M TALKING TO THE SPIRITS.
If you found this list through Google and think, "I talk to dead people too!" Welcome! COME ON IN!! Sit! Sit!! We have so much to talk about.....