According to some folks; bright, beautiful, intelligent people, I should make a list of things to do to make my life better.

I agree.

Lists of such things are important, puts the eye to the prize, gives me a goal to achieve (or something), maybe even keep me alive for at least six months to a year.

My doctor (a former patient at the state hospital who I talk to at the bus stop. If he takes his medications, he's quite well. If he doesn't, the advice can be quite wonderful too but I would never attempt to jump my own butt! I could get hurt!) agrees.

"Lists are important. They allow us to develop our own track to the destination. Did you just see Elvis walk into that apartment building?" Then he wandered off down the side walk.

Lists should be written down(or typed. I'm typing this but you get the meaning. I hope. ) and shared with hundreds if not millions and millions of people who cruise Google searching for self help by typing the search terms; "I want to write a list to develop my life's goal"

THE LIST - FIRST DRAFT: FEBRUARY 26TH, 2014 - 10:10 PM (NOTE TO READER : Time stamps are important. Years from now, when your family discovers these posts, they can go, "That's the day he forgot to take his meds and the next day we sent him to the state hospital for 'observations'" 

NOTE TO READER: Observations equals tie you down and force stuff down your throat which then leads to 48 hours of sleep and then, if you play well with the others, you can do macaroni art or paint-by-numbers.

#1 - Wake up breathing. This is good. Apparently, according to some of the spirits I talk to, death isn't what it's all cracked up to be. We love life! Waking up is good.

#2 - SEE #1. Anything after that is pure gravy. I might add; DON'T GET HIT BY SEMI which is also a good idea. Getting hit by any motor vehicle or a bullet or rocket propelled rabid monkey, etc. etc. is bad. If you don't die, you'll wish you're dead.

NOTE TO READER : WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL US, MOST THE TIME, MAKES US WISH WE WERE DEAD.

#3 - There is no #3. Move along.

I think the rest will follow in time, maybe add, FIND A WOMAN WHO LOVES ME EVEN THOUGH I'M QUITE INSANE AND LOOK LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF BUT I'M TALKING TO THE SPIRITS.

If you found this list through Google and think, "I talk to dead people too!" Welcome! COME ON IN!! Sit! Sit!! We have so much to talk about.....

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Comment by Arthur James on February 27, 2014 at 4:19pm

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Qustion:

I had to resign in

and then the mouse

was Broke. Then I saw

This Post had `4- Views.

`

Then, because my keys

no work and no keys

would cooperate...

I turned contraption

OFF!

koshersaalami? Why

dod ` lorainne leave?

She was a ` Member

Online. She go For a

BREAK?

`. '

koshersaalami might

market male girdles

and Boston Red

Socks Jock 

Straps?

`

I Hope Cops &

Nice FEDs No bring

German Shepherd

Dog to Sniff Out

Dill or Weed, or

Marijuana roach,

and green pickle

in your breeches.

Comment by Poor Woman on February 27, 2014 at 5:54pm

Tinkmeister: having already commented over at the now defunct spot, I will only add that it's time to play dominoes with Oprah and relax. Who cares about lists? Live life! have fun! Be like Jake!

;)

Comment by Arthur James on February 27, 2014 at 6:14pm
`
I no Cuss. I just Swear.
My Gosh is What a Nine
Year Youngin' say `So,
I say ` Gosh! no ` O!
My God! Annabella "O!
PA PA! No say O GOSH!"
`
She says` "PA PA!
God Do not have
Time to talk to
PA PA, so no do
say O, my GOD!"
`
I swear I walked
Into Inn Room &
no Waddle. I do
Enjoy PA's Cold
'Wadel's Diary'
Raw Milk from
Grass FED Moo
Cows & it's
unpasturized
&
non-homogenized
&
Cows are milked
in Parlor on a
rural` PA's 67
34
`
White Church Rd.
Shippensburg,Pa.
It is near the
Garden Path's
Amish Store
&
Taxidermist.
Thankfully,
Amish do not
Stuff Kitty
Cat or PA
PA. I write
in `Last Will
& Testament
to Stuff PA
PA with Gold
Straw that'll
Smell Sweet
IF Squirrel
Sniff My Bib
Overall Barn
Blue Bretches.
Comment by Poor Woman on February 27, 2014 at 6:23pm

Wow! Arthur, you sure can cover the bases with your topics. taxidermy and milk all in the same comment! And swearing.

No stuff Pa Pa!

Comment by Arthur James on February 27, 2014 at 11:49pm
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typo
not
bretches
but
britches
Comment by Tinkerertink69 on March 8, 2014 at 2:34am

Britches and something!! WOO! :)

Comment by Arthur James on March 8, 2014 at 2:42am

`

You take long cat naps.

Knock Knock. Who there?

Kat. Kat Who? Is it O-kat

If I tell another Kit-Kat

Candy Sweet Joke, huh?

A cat enters a saloon bar

and Cat claims he looking

for koshersaalami. Be-Kosh

kosersalaami sometimes 

goes by a avatar` Ima.

Ima Who? Ima waiting

to hear another bah

knock knock joke.

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