Matilda went for a drive in the country

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on April 29, 2017 at 1:36pm

nantehay...  I don't know which one of these will ensure Teletubbie nightmares, so take your pick!  Bwah-hahahahahahaha!!!

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(this one creeps me the fuck out!)

Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 2:21pm

HELLO FRIEND ???  I am so sure! Anyone befriends that thing gonna wake up one night to find it extracting their kids' pituitary glands to transport back to the mother ship, and it serves em right too. Whatever happened to nice, normal childrens' stories based on wholesome characters like a hairy molester with anger management issues who lives in a garbage can, or that vicious, mentally ill old harridan in the woods who lures you into her hovel then bakes you in a oven? Where did we go so wrong, Amy? 

Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 2:48pm

JMac - my only other roadtrip in northern California was through Marin and on into the Sonoma wine country. Unfortunately, since I both left and returned from that one at night, the only pics I have of Marin County were taken while looking at it from  Oakland or SF. This one is from China Beach -

 

Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 2:55pm

This one from the hill behind Baker Beach -

Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 3:00pm

And in this one, though I was technically in Marin County when I took it, all you can see is the Golden Gate Bridge getting ready to fling me back into San Francisco to die

Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 3:08pm

Wait a minute...I found one! Here I am in Santa Rosa, which, while it's not in Marin, is safely on the other side of it

 

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Comment by nanatehay on April 29, 2017 at 3:23pm

Tildy says "hi heron. do yu have any bacon?"

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on April 29, 2017 at 4:18pm

Tildy says "hi heron. do yu have any bacon?"

Tildy you skanky, two timing, bacon slut!    Who was it that was worried about you driving on those wind-y roads?  Who would have slipped you pieces of ketch free hot dogs??  Who would have fought for YOUR equality and to free you from male domination?  

You dump all of that to beg for a damn piece of bacon I would have given you freely?

That's it...  we are done, bitch!  As the great philosopher Elvis once said about you...

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
You ain't no friend of mine

P.S.   Maybe Green Heron will buy you this t shirt to keep you warm at night, you BACON WHORE!  

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Comment by greenheron on April 29, 2017 at 4:22pm

Tildy, sweet one, I haven’t had any bacon in my house for more than forty years, but for a twinkly eyed little fur face like yourself, perhaps. I’m afraid you’ll have to cook it yourself though.

Arthur Rackham is one of my top favorite drawers and absolute favorite drawer of trees. No sane child would walk in the woods all alone after viewing his trees, so his drawings were a public service.

I give a class project where we go outside to draw the nice friendly trees in the Olmsted park nearby, then we look at Arthur Rackham trees and explore the horror of branches and roots.

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