The other day I was thinking about the pending flood of Christmas Carols we are all about to be inundated with. But, what about the other holidays, how come they don't have special songs, suddenly a rhyme about Black Friday popped into my head so I decided to write the official carol of the holiday. I need to add a few more verses but I didn't have time so here is the first version of my Black Friday Carol. Enjoy it while you are out maxing your credit cards.

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

Running through the crowd

to get a new TV,

I will cut a bitch

If she gets in front of me.

Grabbing popular toys

Before they all sell out

If it’s not under the tree

The kid will scream and shout

Oh

Black Friday, Black Friday

It’s a Mob Rules day

Oh what fun it is to stomp

On people in the way.

Hey

Black Friday, Black Friday

Running through the stores

Grabbing all the bargain stuff

Before they have no more.

 

Pushing my way up

to get to the cashier

I've got all my stuff

and a case of beer

Heading to the car

packing it all in 

then I head to Target

and start over again.

Oh

Black Friday, Black Friday

It’s a Mob Rules day

Oh what fun it is to stomp

On people in the way.

Hey

Black Friday, Black Friday

Running through the stores

Grabbing all the bargain stuff

Before they have no more.

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Comment by Arthur James on November 24, 2015 at 12:36pm

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I al-most FOrgot.

Black Friday soon.

I wrote a piece ref:,

Black Friday @ Blog:

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Atlantic Free Press

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Studabaker For Sale 

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Farm Truck with dead

Battery. Jumper Cables

Tossed in For Free? Fee.

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$1.98

Truck Still Runs...

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It no sold.

I still use.

It ( 1948 )

used.

`~ '

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I go see if it still

on line. Blower?

Blogger no Delete

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fun rant

vent and

spews

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Comment by Zanelle on November 24, 2015 at 6:09pm

Good one!!

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