CDC Warns Americans to Stop Washing and Reusing Condoms:  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning to sexually-active adults to stop washing and reusing condoms, remi…

CDC Warns Americans to Stop Washing and Reusing Condoms:  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning to sexually-active adults to stop washing and reusing condoms, reminding people that condoms are for one-time use only and should be properly disposed of after sex.  

Easy for them to say.  So what do they expect me to do with all the condoms setting in my dishwasher right now - just throw them out?  Besides, its not like I ever get to really have sex - I just happen to enjoy washing condoms.  

In related news, an Administration spokesperson complained that the CDC is unfairly targeting Trump supporters, who tend to pass condoms down from father to son like family heirlooms.  Sounds like yet another liberal attack on conservative “family values.”

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on August 3, 2018 at 5:52am

Who knew...?

Comment by alsoknownas on August 3, 2018 at 6:54am

This, and yet nothing about hanging TP on the clothesline to dry?

Comment by Rosigami on August 3, 2018 at 8:18am

omg. (laughing)

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on August 4, 2018 at 6:22am

That's JUST like you, Rosi, bein mean mean mean to guys!!

Comment by koshersalaami on August 4, 2018 at 7:00am

For statistical quality control, what I’d suggest is taking every third used condom after washing and attempting to blow it up like a balloon. If it doesn’t deflate, tie it off and put it on your wall to brag to yourself that you got some. 

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