CDC Warns Americans to Stop Washing and Reusing Condoms: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning to sexually-active adults to stop washing and reusing condoms, reminding people that condoms are for one-time use only and should be properly disposed of after sex.
Easy for them to say. So what do they expect me to do with all the condoms setting in my dishwasher right now - just throw them out? Besides, its not like I ever get to really have sex - I just happen to enjoy washing condoms.
In related news, an Administration spokesperson complained that the CDC is unfairly targeting Trump supporters, who tend to pass condoms down from father to son like family heirlooms. Sounds like yet another liberal attack on conservative “family values.”