Jim Bakker Says Donald Trump’s Been Spiritually Saved Many Times

Jim Bakker Says Donald Trump’s Been Spiritually Saved Many Times:  Televangelist, convicted felon and overall con-artist Jim Bakker recently bragged on his show about Donald Trump’s Christian devotion by telling followers that the President has been “saved so many times since becoming President,” that his numbers for being saved are “higher than anybody that he knows of.”

And while I rarely agree with shucksters like Jim Bakker, I have to admit that he’s absolutely correct on this one.  In fact, Bakker is so spot on, I almost feel like I should purchase one of those gigantic buckets of “End Times Survival Food” he’s been hawking for the past several years, just to show my appreciation - but I digress. 

The truth is, Trump has indeed been saved - many, many times.  Why, he’s been saved by his daddy’s inheritance, he’s been saved by the U.S. Bankruptcy courts, he’s been saved by the slick lawyers who payed-off all the porn stars, prostitutes and his sexual assault victims, he’s been saved by laundering Russian mob money when all other sources for loans dried up - and, lastly, he was saved by Vladimir Putin and his pals who made him the President of the United States.  Now say what you want - but that’s what I call “a whole, great big bunch of being saved!”

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Comment by Mike Shields on February 23, 2019 at 10:34pm

Jim Bakker, the energizer scammer. He just keeps going and going....

Comment by koshersalaami on February 23, 2019 at 10:39pm

If Trump had been saved so many times, you’d think during one of those episodes someone would have remembered to bring up the rule about bearing false witness. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 24, 2019 at 12:44am

Hee~

Comment by Ron Powell on February 24, 2019 at 1:05pm

How can he be spiritually saved when he has no spirit?

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