Sarah Sanders Claims God Wanted Trump to Be President


Sarah Sanders Claims God Wanted Trump to Be President:
  While being interviewed by the Christian Broadcasting Network, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders made the claim that “God wanted Donald Trump to become president, which is why he won the election.”

Really?  You mean to tell me that it was God who oversaw that Trump got elected?  This brings so many questions to mind, like is God even a registered voter?  Because if he isn’t, wouldn’t that be voter fraud?  And does that mean that God may have colluded with Putin and the Russians?  Oh, Lord have mercy! 

And then why is it God’s been sending so many of Trump’s pals and inner circle to federal prison?  I mean, if God’s really on “Team Trump,” what the hell could he have been thinking during the midterms?  Did God even bother to check out the election results?

Of course, I know members of the Trump cult are gonna say “look, if God didn’t really love Donald Trump, why would he have set him up with all those smoking hot porn stars and Playboy bunnies?”  Which kind of makes sense, but it also begs the question - which one of Trump's three marriages was God's personal favorite?

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Comment by koshersalaami on January 31, 2019 at 7:02am

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Comment by Johnny Robish on January 31, 2019 at 7:13am

Thanks my friend!

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on January 31, 2019 at 7:22am

“God wanted Donald Trump to become president, which is why he won the election.”

So God meddled and interfered with the 2016 elections?  Has Congress started an investigation of Trump/God collusion??  Are there indictments coming down from Mueller for all of God's archangels???

P.S.  I know Trump is jealous of God because he already has a wall around heaven with this cool "border" gate guarded by St. Peter.  Ima betting Trump starts sending out snarky, anti-God tweets soon.

Comment by Ron Powell on January 31, 2019 at 8:23am

When her day of reckoning comes, she will insist that the devil made her say that....

Comment by koshersalaami on January 31, 2019 at 8:29am

The Devil made me buy this dress be Trump's Press Secretary. 

That or her father. 

Comment by Dicky Neely on January 31, 2019 at 8:35am

Sarah Huckabuck has outdone herself with this!  Heaven has no extradition agreement so it is highly unlikely he will appear to testify.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 31, 2019 at 8:45am

Haha - thanks guys!

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