Conspiracy aficionados hell bent on describing how the world will turn, referencing pyramids and eyeballs on dollar bills, secret hand signals flashed by Hollywood elites, the number 33 appearing in subliminal messages in TV commercials, and panty waste political hacks stumbling around in the dark at Bohemian Grove spooking each other into group hugs, have forgotten the most basic power tool of the childish bullies, the battle cry of every public school yard :  “I’m gonna tell”.


"C'mon Vlad. You can't even tell from that angle that I was watching hookers pee."

"Donnie. Nobody will waste time watching you watch. Don't worry."

"Ok. Ok. That's good. Very Good. Thank you. What do you want next?"

"We want you to know we saved the rubber sheets. That's why the tapes of you watching won't be so interesting."


"DNA Donnie. There's no way out for you."


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Comment by Rosigami on January 14, 2019 at 10:01am

If only! 

I enjoy the Washington Post. And your pun on pantywaist is terrific. 

Comment by alsoknownas on January 14, 2019 at 10:04am


Truth is stranger than fiction. Thanks for stopping in.

Comment by Robert B. James on January 14, 2019 at 10:26am

No soup for you!

Comment by moki ikom on January 14, 2019 at 11:01am

We always underestimate our dear leader in such hypothetical scenari ... His greater fear in this scenario could be many -as in number of immediate family members, especially his current wife Mɛˈlaːnija ˈKnaːu̯s, her son's and his maternal grandparents' learning the truth than any of us.

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 14, 2019 at 2:41pm

The original Vlad the Impaler demonstrated his power by shoving a spear up his victim's ass and putting the victim on public display. Looks like Vlad the Second has done pretty much the same with Helsinki Hairball.

Comment by koshersalaami on January 14, 2019 at 11:07pm

I read about that place years ago. I'd forgotten about it.


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