Trump and Kim Sign Statement Promising Korean Denuclearization

Trump and Kim Sign Statement Promising Korean Denuclearization:  A triumphant Donald Trump flew back to the US with what he called a “very, very comprehensive” agreement with North Korea, a statement which left analysts a little baffled given that the signed document contained almost no details beyond a stated pledge to “denuclearize” the Korean Peninsula.

Gee wiz, you mean Trump just signed a comprehensive agreement that basically doesn’t say anything?  How quaint!  That said - and in his defense, Trump’s definition of a “comprehensive document” is something that is longer than two paragraphs and has lots of glossy, full-color photographs to look at.

Some critics even had the nerve to criticize the President for failing to address human rights abuses in North Korea.  I think that’s rather unfair when you consider the Trump administration has been very busy lately here in the US - separating children from their immigrant parents before finally tossing them in cages.  Why - that could get downright embarrassing.  

All I can say is, it’s simply too bad noted German Leni Riefenstahl isn’t still around to document all the wonderful festivities.  And for those of you still worried about the lack of details, no need to worry.  I’m sure Dennis Rodman will eventually fill us in on all those pesky, little details as soon as he feels we’re mature enough to understand it all.

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Comment by koshersalaami on June 13, 2018 at 3:41am

Bit of a bite to this one. Good. Appropriate for the subject matter. This one is not just comedy. 

Comment by Steel Breeze on June 13, 2018 at 6:30am

i believe in credit where it's due.......any step forward in this situation is a good one.....no matter who brought it about...

Comment by Johnny Robish on June 13, 2018 at 6:41am

Thanks guys!

Comment by J.P. Hart on June 13, 2018 at 8:46am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKoJvHcMLfc

A cohesive summit would realize photo crews accompanied with 'UN Blue Helmets', Red Cross, Crescent entourage, Dr.'s Without Borders, --- cage to cage relief and unlocked doors of DPRK (Chairman's) political prisons.
Right now, cottonwood seeds waft and I can only thank all our holy dreams of tomorrow that the tranquil seeds are not 'day after fallout'.

Student advises: only winner thus far is 'progress'. She reports she's been trying to translate much of this to a blinded Korean War Veteran. 'Thus far the only winner is the Singapore Tourist Bureau.' And I reply, 'I best be on my way...' 'Why didn't they hold the peace conference in Detroit...?' she goes. I tell her, 'Honey, when the check clears, we'll re-establish in Montreal - - - and snowbird in Havana - - -' With a thumbs-up emoticon, she says, 'Hello darkness my old friend . . .

Comment by moki ikom on June 15, 2018 at 11:12pm

U.S. politicians clamoring about other nation's human rights abuses is repugnant.  No nation, no government that ever possessed so much power to respect, honor and defend human rights has so hypocritically failed to do so as has the United States.

Comment by Doc Vega on June 16, 2018 at 6:21am

You lefties are all the same when Trump called out Little Rocket Fat Boy for launching missiles all over the air space of neighboring countries it was "OMG he's going to start WWIII" and when Trump makes a deal to denuclearize N.Korea after all previous administrations have enabled their aggression now Trump's the bad guy again. There's a word for this and it's called leftist propagandizing BULLSHIT!

Comment by Johnny Robish on June 16, 2018 at 6:59am

And there's a few words which describe you guys too, its called traitors, fascists, cultists and half-wits.  You're worshiping a man who's obviously severely mentally ill and who is not only a threat to Americans and our way of life, but to the entire world.  

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