Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans

Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans:  Scientists have found that chimpanzees have much cleaner beds - with significantly fewer bodily bacteria - than humans do.  So, if you’re looking for new bedding, forget going to the mattress store - go see a chimp.

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Trumps Says Undocumented Aren't People - They’re Animals:  During an immigration roundtable at the White House, President Trump used extraordinarily harsh language to renew his call for stronger immigration laws, proclaiming “undocumented immigrants aren’t people, they’re animals.”  Gee, the GOP sure has a peculiar Latino outreach agenda.  Of course, Trump is only saying what he believes supporters are actually thinking - that is, if they had brains.

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Poll Finds Many Americans Have No Retirement Savings:  A recent poll found that a whopping 25 percent of Americans ages 46 to 64 say they have no retirement savings with 26 percent reporting no personal savings at all.  A Trump spokesperson countered that “if people felt financially secure at retirement age, where would our Walmart greeters come from?”

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Comment by Doc Vega on May 17, 2018 at 3:33pm

Bullshit! Chimps are nasty animals and they should not be allowed across the border unless they're documented legal and support the dam banana industry!

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 17, 2018 at 4:20pm

Well said ~

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