Normay, cagey recipients of our sick advanced american game technology in the form of 52 "F-52 and F-35" fighter jets recently delivered via high end playstations and whatnots, today continued their world domination by kicking total international men's ass in the cross country skiathlon event - Simen Hegstad Krueger won gold in the most homeric fashion, falling initially, banging his head, having to change his poles, losing over 40 seconds, he STILL kicked ass AND inspired a total Normay owning the podium, sewing up 2nd and 3rd as well.


Last night a very modest, sort of goofy 17 year old USA's Red Gerard, who woke up so late he had to borrow his roomie's jacket, proceeded to wipe out during his first two snowboarding turns, casually shrugged as he slid down the hill to begin his final run and executed a series of perfectly airborne maneuvers in a most teenaged loose limbed style AND kicking total INTERNATIONAL Olympic ass on this final go round.

owning your shit (and everyone else's) like a 17 year old

And did I mention the story of two Koreas joining under one flag, one team of two countries? no? watching all this scary international good will our dastardly american 2nd in command - the silver zombie - skulks and grimaces in the shadows, where wall meets wall while the diabolical (and desperately in need of a BIG sandwich - fast) north korean first sibling plans everyone's demise. 


This is an amazing Olympics!

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Comment by greenheron on February 11, 2018 at 4:38pm

How does Phyllis make that terrifyingly large smiley emoji?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 11, 2018 at 4:42pm

How does Phyllis make that terrifyingly large smiley emoji?

Gee...  let me think on how she did that...

Comment by Phyllis on February 11, 2018 at 4:50pm

Google images.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 5:21pm

birdie sorry - I have no idea how to do those mutant emoji. 

normay is trump gibberish for Norway.

Trump is a lunatic and some think its for the public good to keep an eye on him. I'm one of the fools. 

Comment by greenheron on February 11, 2018 at 5:38pm

hahahahah he actually said normay when he meant Norway??  What a dummo.

Hey Patti Smith is on Mountain Stage now.....must go. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 8:01pm

he tweeted it.  he tweets the damndest stupidest shit.  and his fans love him.  they're idiots.  he's an idiot.  we're living in an idiot country. 

Comment by koshersalaami on February 12, 2018 at 7:47am

You mean Normay is the country of Kofeve?

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 12, 2018 at 10:41am

Kosh in this world - right now - the sky's the limit. 

Comment by Anna Herrington on February 12, 2018 at 11:47am

I've adored watching the Olympics forever! But... I'm just not getting into this one for some reason.


The Canadian couple figure skaters:  impressive!

The knee-breaker-skiing-on-giant-lumps stuff (moguls):  ouch!!!! 

CC skiing uphill and down in a loop over and over:  What, are you guys nuts???

Where's the CC skiing and then drop to shoot rifles event? Haven't seen that one in ages.... but I don't watch an all Olympics channel, either, just the prime time that seems to like to repeat two or three events over and over.

I did like the opening ceremony.....

(Geez, Anna.)

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 12, 2018 at 2:21pm

I go in and out of Olympics- each one is different. I think this one is a little special for me. 

I especially loved the opening ceremonies. The amwricans as always were hilarious, rowdy, young and privileged and thrilled to be there and I felt so glad for them and all the others.

I watch each delegation like a mother -i feel their pride of accomplishment and I cant help but tear up looking at all of their shining incredibly healthy happy grateful faces. plus the delegations that come out and do little dances and fancy stepping make it even better. 

In the end this is about these athletes, their moment, every one of them believing they have a shot at greatness,breaking a record or accomplishing something for their country.

Even the ones that know they arent as good. If yoyve ever competed you know there has to be that secret belief deep inside that gets you out there in the spotlight in the first place AND the knowlege that everyone has a bad day and you might get a chance to step up and find greatness. 

Man oh man. Maybe the korean women did it for me. 

I think it was watching them climbing the steps w the torch and about 2/3 of the way up the thinner (i think she was the n korean) slowed the pace but she pushed on. And her partner stayed with the pace. you have to look for it but let me tell you - that moment touched me deeply. 

True human drama. Those women were thrust into the center of a tense international situation. and they came through.  it was beautiful. 


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