Reporting Live from the Nation's Capitol in Washington - the Winners at the 2018 State of the Union...

BEST ACTOR

President Donald Trump

BEST CONTRIVED SCRIPT

2018 State of the Union Address

BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST DETACHMENT PERFORMANCE

VP Mike Pence & Paul Ryan

BEST CHESHIRE CAT

Mitch McConnell

BEST COOKIE

Jeff Sessions

BEST POOPER-SCOOPER

VP Mike Pence - 2nd Award Tonight!

BEST MIDNIGHT RUNNER for Fries & NOTHINGBURGERS

Devin Nunes

BEST CO-PRESIDENT

Stephen Miller

BEST BOOKS-COOKER

Steven Mnuchin

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

BEST ALTERNATIVE FACTS SPINNER

she's on 'Tongue Leave' & Mueller hasn't touched her... yet!

Kellyanne Conway

BEST SIMMERER

Nancy Pelosi

BEST SKEPTIC

Chuck Shumer

BEST KEPT SECRET BREAKDOWN

Gen. John Kelly

& MOST PATIENT BENIFICIARY

Melania Trump

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 9, 2018 at 8:58am

I have an urge to conduct the orchestra at this ceremony. 

Comment by marilyn sands on February 9, 2018 at 12:19pm

Thanks Kosh!  Music would be welcome!  ha ha

Comment by alsoknownas on February 9, 2018 at 12:44pm

Now Hope Hicks, previously in charge of hiding things at the White House will likely lose her back stage pass, because they couldn't find a black person to blame.

Comment by marilyn sands on February 9, 2018 at 1:01pm

Thanks aka!  And then there were NONE!  "I hire the best people".  ha ha

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