Reporting Live from the Nation's Capitol in Washington - the Winners at the 2018 State of the Union...

BEST ACTOR

President Donald Trump

BEST CONTRIVED SCRIPT

2018 State of the Union Address

BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST DETACHMENT PERFORMANCE

VP Mike Pence & Paul Ryan

BEST CHESHIRE CAT

Mitch McConnell

BEST COOKIE

Jeff Sessions

BEST POOPER-SCOOPER

VP Mike Pence - 2nd Award Tonight!

BEST MIDNIGHT RUNNER for Fries & NOTHINGBURGERS

Devin Nunes

BEST CO-PRESIDENT

Stephen Miller

BEST BOOKS-COOKER

Steven Mnuchin

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

BEST ALTERNATIVE FACTS SPINNER

she's on 'Tongue Leave' & Mueller hasn't touched her... yet!

Kellyanne Conway

BEST SIMMERER

Nancy Pelosi

BEST SKEPTIC

Chuck Shumer

BEST KEPT SECRET BREAKDOWN

Gen. John Kelly

& MOST PATIENT BENIFICIARY

Melania Trump

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 9, 2018 at 8:58am

I have an urge to conduct the orchestra at this ceremony. 

Comment by marilyn sands on February 9, 2018 at 12:19pm

Thanks Kosh!  Music would be welcome!  ha ha

Comment by alsoknownas on February 9, 2018 at 12:44pm

Now Hope Hicks, previously in charge of hiding things at the White House will likely lose her back stage pass, because they couldn't find a black person to blame.

Comment by marilyn sands on February 9, 2018 at 1:01pm

Thanks aka!  And then there were NONE!  "I hire the best people".  ha ha

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 10, 2018 at 1:20pm

Pence deserves a special clueless zombie award. Not since quail has there been a more bizarre removed dysfunctional clueless VP. 

What makes our present situation so scary is after trump is dumped we get pence and if hes impeached theres ryan the bot waiting in the wings. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 10, 2018 at 1:21pm

Poor melania.

Sad. 

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