Trump Lawyer Arranged $130K Hush Money to Keep Porn Star Quiet

Trump Lawyer Arranged $130K Hush Money to Keep Porn Star Quiet:  The Wall Street Journal is reporting that a lawyer for Donald Trump arranged a $130,000 payment to former porn star Stormy Daniels one month before the 2016 election in an effort to keep her silent about an alleged sexual encounter with the future President.

Gee, who could’ve ever imagined a day when a report about the President of the United States paying out $130,000 in hush money to a hooker would only be the 3rd most embarrassing story about him that day?  Hell, its getting to the point where even Charlie Sheen has more moral authority than this guy - winning!  Of course, I’m sure Trump’s pals over at Fox and Friends will be asking “so what's wrong with banging porn stars and paying them hush money?"  

To be fair, Republicans are quick to point out that Stormy Daniels is denying that the payout ever happened.  I’m sure she is.  I mean, isn’t that why they call these payouts “hush money?”  That said, Trump must have assumed that because her name is Stormy - there'd be a good chance of showers - Golden Showers.  In fact, rumor has it she’s busy writing a book about her experiences with the President entitled "Urine The White House Now.”   

Anyway, if I’m doing the math correctly, this $130,000 payout means Trump is paying out over $100,000 per inch - or, put another way - $60,000 a minute for her services.  But come on - $130,000?  And they say nobody pays for porn anymore!  So much for Donald Trump’s superior negotiating skills. 

One thing’s for sure, you can bet Republican Values Voters are gonna be just furious about this…just kidding!  Apparently Values Voters interpret Two Corinthians as saying “it’s perfectly fine to cheat on your wife with adult film stars, just as long as you pay them off properly.”  After all, nothing says “family values” like paying hush money to a porn star.  One thing’s for sure, all these scandals are likely to make poor Melania squint her eyes even more than she already does.

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Comment by Maui Surfer on January 12, 2018 at 11:29pm

This will just be the first one, and wait till we see the Russian Shower vids, of course they do exist, and, like everything, at some point they will see the light of day ... and they may be pretty but the situation will not be. What sort of cretin wants to extract revenge on a mattress because a former Black Hawaiian and his wife, not prostitute, slept in it?

There's so much more to come, the Confederate Yankee seems like the type to want to watch his own produced films, and, like Rob Lowe and so many others, he will find out one way or another someone who hates his guts gets their hands on them.

The sick part? That will be watching them, yuch.

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 12, 2018 at 11:40pm

I'm with you – $130,000? I can't imagine any piece of tail, as tRump put the matter to Hope Hicks, is worth that kind of money. If my math is correct, that would equate to 6,500 blowjobs from a $20 whore – and this guy is supposed to a great deal maker?

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 13, 2018 at 1:32am

Haha - thanks guys!  And of course, more will be revealed.  Not to mention, who knows what Mueller's got?  

Comment by Ron Powell on January 13, 2018 at 10:05am

She should have demanded more.

$130,000 isn't hush money, it's the annual salary of a sycophantic toady.

If it were me, I'd want enough to keep quiet for more than a year...

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 13, 2018 at 10:21am

Yea, she was writing a book and the money is to keep Trump's name out of it.


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