(do idiots dream of fire and fury?) fire and fury and the most fabulous covfefe!!

my advice: go eat a box of really good chocolates and have wild sex with whoever you want.  the world may be fucked.

frankly, I figure if he REALLY gets crazy and itchyfingered, "his generals" will stuff a sock in his mouth and the mouths of his spawn, and throw the entire creepy batch of them in a bag and hustle them the hell off the island of america = maybe to guam, god help those poor bastards.  

do any of us need this?  

did you notice he issued his "threat" with his bestest streetwise trash talk 

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States......" 

truly a fucking moron. 

melania looked like a hostage, my guess is, she can't wait to divorce this crazy shit.

I'm taking my husband to bed.  this is not our designated phase of the moon but dire circumstances require exceptions be made.

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Comment by greenheron on August 11, 2017 at 7:36am

Hey you know who WAS driven away? Art James! And who was it that did that?!

I liked that guy. Wonder what he's up to this summer. If you're reading Art, hi.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 8:23am

sorry bird, I caught your story after I posted my answer to kosh but I had to go take a shower and get ready to go outside and cook and bake and make bee paintings.  I'm reading the worst possible book called bees or something and it is BAD.  so I thought it appropriate to apply my nonskills to making a bee painting for when I do a review of it, should I decide to, being I despise this book so thoroughly.  however, I have a rule about books...have to TRY to finish them.  this one is going to take forever.

so you weren't diddling?  well they're very nice monks but as usual, they had a point.  perhaps you should have been doing more than brushing your teeth for an hour.  

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 8:28am

art comes back now and again - says his piece and goes off.  I think posting/blogging can be a bad habit.  I sometimes feel like I shouldn't be doing this and ought to be doing something else.  but I like doing this.  but when I don't more than I do, I won't.    I miss art and a lot of others, even those who have flounced - and even those who didn't flounce but merely disappeared. and even those I didn't much care for.  variety is good

Comment by greenheron on August 11, 2017 at 8:51am

Wondering how a book about bees can be awful, but I believe you. Please leave deets like author and title so I never read it, because life is short. Bees are fun to draw and paint though!

I was almost 400 pages into The Barkskins and dumped it. Also Bruce’s autobiography, like 800 pages, which got great press, and I watched a million vids of him in concert to prime myself, but now I’m stuck on page 57, for weeks.

My two fave summer reading books were David Sedaris’s Theft by Finding, which is very good because it makes you laugh even as bad things continue to happen all over, and The Girls, which grabbed me by the throat and creeped me out but made me remember our youthful girlish emotions like nothing else has in a awhile. 

I am glad to hear that Art is around. I miss him too. What an original.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 9:34am

Anthropomorphism written badly. 

I finished Doris Kearns book about the brooklyn dodgers and growing up at that time. Totally feel good. Shes a beautiful writer. And a great historian.

Next I'm going to read her book about the roosevelts after I read Azimovs foundation and after that Kevin Harts bio. I have a great affection for him. Hes rather manic but I love him. Turns out hes a very together and grounded man. 

I tried to read zen and the art of. ...

not so much. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 11, 2017 at 10:00am

GH, after seeing your "electric toothbrush", I think I understand why they thought that...

Image result for electric toothbrush vibrator

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on August 11, 2017 at 10:03am

BTW, Art James wasn't driven away.  Lorianne rightfully booted him after he got seriously nasty with her.  I don't think all of KosherBaloney's and AKA's whining, bitching and behind the scenes machinations had anything to do with it, not that the sure didn't try.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on August 11, 2017 at 10:22am

amy that device looks like a portable dentists drill. pretty colors though. 

I think Art didnt get the limitations of the format. what do we have....8? 10? Comments per page. Its one thing to scroll down, its another to have to find the comments between train of thought poetry page after page. Most of us didn't mind but some did.

Then he didn't stay away when someone would ask him to. Thats how I remember it. I wont name names but it got pretty contentious. I hated when that happened. 

Comment by koshersalaami on August 11, 2017 at 10:43am

FM,

I'm not a candidate for sainthood, but I like accuracy. I know when I'm taking a shot at someone. If Anna had been talking about any male while talking about vibrators, I'd have used their name. She happened to be talking about Doc. My remark was meant to kid Anna.

On his post, yes, I take shots, but that has generally been a two-way street. I wouldn't go after Doc here unless he shot first because, oddly enough, I'm glad he came off his own blog. If you're going to be part of this community, be part of it. As regards Token, I'm reasonably sure he took the name because he's a rare conservative in a liberal environment. How acknowledging this is insulting to him I have no idea. After all, being a conservative is presumably a matter of choice. 

 

Comment by greenheron on August 11, 2017 at 10:47am

AMY! 

lololololololol!

You made my day!!  Now you made a big funny and also have yourself a practical and handy dandy household item. 

All that with Art might have happened during a time I wasn’t here. I do remember him starting to dial it up with the poem comments and Kosher complaining, but not the rest.

The Doris Kearns Goodwin book sounds good! I’ve never read anything by her, but have heard her interviewed and found her interesting. With this Springsteen bio, I’m beginning to think that biographies aren’t really my cup of tea. I keep getting Papa Springsteen mixed up with David Sedaris’s father, the father in The Girls, and the father in Colson Whitehead’s 'Sag Harbor' (also really good!). Apparently, a mean hard drinking father who ignores and/or abuses their child is key to becoming famous.

Monkey, I’m wondering, should we start a Gofundme page to get Amy a nicer vibrator?  

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