National Security Advisor, General H.R. McMaster inspects his troop in secret bunkers deep inside the White House cavernous basement - there's Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, Peince Priebus, Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway & Ivanka:
I'm just coming down here for oxygen - get off the air pipe, Spicer!
See the stars on my jacket - I earned them.
See the stain on my jacket - Guacamole!
How long do I have to be here - I'm having a panic attack & talking gibberish.
Yes, get her out of here - she's starting to make sense.
Anything you want me to tell the boss?
Yeah, ask him to say he met Hitler & take us out of our misery.
Don't worry, nobody forgot you're down here - Trump told the Russians where you are.
Why aren't you nervous, Jared?
I'm going for the quick fix - an hour ago Trump ate a bucket of fried chicken that could kill a horse.
Oh, hi honey.
Look - I designed bunker outfits for all of you.
No, sweetie - someone has to stay upstairs to call the guys with the net.
Yeah, you better go back up - unless you like to bet on Russian Roulette.
Who has the gun?
No need - it's all gonna blow over in a week.
Got a match?
Is that you, Flynn.
Who else would finish Nixon's baloney sandwich!
You know - I kinda liked it out there on the lawn - the reporters were screaming my name - like a Rock Star!
I remember when I was Best Boy!
That makes 2 of us - he makes me wear his monogrammed condoms!
Well, it turns me on!
You get turned on by 500 thread count Spreadsheets!
Well, I'm leaving!
Is that a promise?
Ever see the old movie "Lifeboat"?
Didn't they eat each other?
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