8. Trump wanted to launch 60 Tomahawk Missiles - they only had 59!
I hate when that happens - don't you?
7. His Valentine's Box of chocolates to Putin came back "Return to Sender"!
6. Devin Nunes didn't show up for their usual 5 am breakfast briefing meeting!
5. His regular order of 15 Pc. bucket of KFC was only 14!
4. Paul Ryan brought in his revised Health Care Bill with a handful of Roots & Berries & an Acupuncturist!
2. Ivanka came in wearing Earmuffs!
And, the #1 reason Donald Trump was in a fighting mood...
The night before he had trouble with his manly parts...
...his neck tie was in the way!