Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage:  In what is being described by officials as a potential security nightmare, US President Donald Trump is reportedly demanding to ride in the Queen's royal, gold-plated carriage to travel down The Mall to Buckingham Palace during his scheduled state visit to the UK in October.

Oh for Dog’s sake, that carriage is for a real Queen, not a “drama Queen.”  Put another way, its for royalty, not a “royal pain in the ass.”  Perhaps someone should explain to him that lusting after your own daughter doesn’t necessarily constitute royalty.  Now I could see him riding in one of the bumper cars on Coney Island, but the Queen’s Golden carriage - not so much! 

And if authorities think a carriage ride is a security risk, what about the risk Trump might try and grab for the Queen's hoo-ha?  I suppose he’ll behave as long as Billy Bush isn’t there to egg him on.  One thing’s for sure, its gonna take all the Queen’s horses and all the Queen’s men to make sure Trumpty Dumpty behaves again.    

Wonder if he fully understands he’s visiting Great Britain and not Walt Disney World?  I mean, a state visit is no time to insist on a horsey ride.  Its almost like the Beverly Hillbillies go to England.  This guy apparently really wants to be “Queen for a Day.”  And knowing Trump, he’ll probably instruct Melania to walk behind the carriage horses with the pooper scooper.

Hell, why not just give the horses a break and have his two grown sons pull the carriage?  Or, perhaps in lieu of a Golden Carriage, maybe the Queen could let him ride a pony behind Buckingham Palace?  In related news, so far there’s no word about whether the President has been in contact with Pope Francis about a ride in the Popemobile.

Views: 58

Comment by koshersalaami on April 15, 2017 at 10:15pm

It so figures

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 15, 2017 at 10:21pm

Trump is the gift that keeps giving - assuming he doesn't blow up the world first (lol)

Comment by Rosigami on April 16, 2017 at 8:51am

I say, if he wants to ride in an unsecurable carriage, let him!

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 16, 2017 at 10:13am

Here, Here! (lol)

Comment by Boanerges on April 17, 2017 at 1:37pm

Golden carriage? In his case, more likely to be a golden shower.

It's the Queen's prerogative to offer such a ride, not something that can be demanded. Obama refused when asked, citing those security concerns. I say let loose the Corgis of war on Trump.

Know what would really be cool? If he addressed Parliament on Nov. 5. You know ... Guy Fawkes Day.

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 17, 2017 at 1:43pm



You need to be a member of Our Salon to add comments!

Join Our Salon


President Zero Is My Hero

Posted by cheshyre on January 16, 2018 at 11:32am 6 Comments

the gourds

Posted by ABG 2.0 on January 16, 2018 at 6:00am 2 Comments

this shit we made we so deserve

Posted by ABG 2.0 on January 15, 2018 at 7:00pm 4 Comments

The Devil is in The Details

Posted by Robert Young on January 15, 2018 at 1:48pm 5 Comments

good morning my fellow hip o kritz!!!!!

Posted by ABG 2.0 on January 15, 2018 at 10:10am 0 Comments

© 2018   Created by lorianne.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service