Woman's Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Woman's Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman's face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.


Fight Over Doughnuts Result in 1 Dead and Deputy Injured:  Investigators in Florida say a fight over doughnuts led a man to kill his mother’s fiancé and wound a sheriff’s deputy after 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts and when she refused, her heavily armed son who has mental health issues became angry and started shooting.  Say what you will, but had the son not been heavily armed, he probably still might not have any doughnuts.  That said, its obvious the man had mental issues, you’d have to be crazy to mess with the cops in a doughnut shop.



Cindy Jacobs Claims God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews:  Self-declared “prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, telling the congregation that God is busy making certain Christians incredibly rich in order to make Jews jealous so they’ll convert to the One True Faith resulting in a “great harvest of Jews.”  Good gracious, I can see it all now, a string of shiny copper pennies leading from local delis - straight into the nearest Christian church -  with all the Jews lining up two-by-two and marching right into church!  I guess my only question would be, since you guys say the Jews already control of all the banks and the media, what’s the point? 

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Comment by koshersalaami on March 16, 2017 at 9:09pm

Not an Airbus?

Cindy Jacobs gives a whole new meaning to "follow the money." And she says Jews are going to convert to Christianity so we can learn about money. I suppose that would be a great reason to convert to Christianity, to lead us to the One True Profit. 

Comment by nanatehay on March 16, 2017 at 9:51pm

Haha, Kosh - in Kansas, that sort of  premeditated punny business can get ya 5 to 7 in Lansing.

Johnny -  that Australian woman looks like she might be pretty cute if she cleaned the headphone soot off her, so I'm wondering if the article you found it in mentioned her phone number?

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 9:59pm

@nanatehay - no the article didn't mention it, but oddly enough, I happen to have her number in my rolodex.

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 10:01pm

Kosher - the funny thing here is that she says "God" want "certain" Christians to be rich to entice Jewish people to follow Christianity. What are the odds she's be one of them (LO)


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