Now Theodora. You may not have been a target of Squidly's ankle-biting accusations yourself, so you may actually not understand what a hilariously hypocritical yet entirely repellent little shrew she is. So I will tell you.

1. Squidly is Squidly.

2. SqUidly Uses Caps WherEVER SHE raNdomLy waNts tO, appArenTly BECause SHE thiNKs it Makes HER WritiNG stYLe SeEm mOrE AmusInG than IT aCTUally iS ThoUGH I'm Not sUre why SHE THinkS sO, mAyBe someONE toLD HEr That iN 9th grAdE.

3. Squidly has spleen.


All Must Defer To Squidly

At All Times

No matter how viscous, vial, cupid or struggly she wants to be.

Oh yeah - 4. Squidly May Libel With Impunity (no matter how baseless her silly little canards are.) You May If You Want To, but I know that at the end of the day you are a far nicer person than she is.

Maybe it's because she lives in Minnesota. (She lives in Minnesota? Seriously? That's funny, unless you have to live next to her.)

I don't know why. I think maybe she's not getting Enough Nookie or something that entitles Major Fishwifery At All Times. Because no one else is such a pathetic, self pitying skidmark I guess.

Summary: Squidly Squidly Squidly it's all about how close Squidly can come with veiled, pusillanimous dog whistle pseudo-accusations to smear someone as a racist without realizing she's as transparent a sad-ass Little Hitler as you could ever have the misfortune to meet. Squidly Squidly Squidly! (oops, sorry, those last three Squidlys were accidental, this Squidly key I had specially installed on my laptop got stuck for a second there)

Ok Theodora?

See? Squidly says stuff like this^^ so I guess it indicates that her problems with Amy stem not just from her ridiculous sense of having somehow been discriminated against or repressed or dissed or whatever during the ongoing dust-ups here about Israel and the Palestine question but are in fact symptoms of what a bitter, frustrated gutter weasel she is and of how (and in hindsight I don't see how I never noticed before, but this part didn't even occur to me 'til reading her comment on your blog made it blindingly, suddenly obvious) very envious Squidly actually is of Safe Bet's Amy.

See how that works?

Have a gReAT daY!

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Comment by nanatehay on March 12, 2017 at 6:51pm

Shut up

Comment by nanatehay on March 12, 2017 at 6:53pm

wHaT the... YOU shut up!

Comment by greenheron on March 12, 2017 at 6:56pm

funny. it was "no, you shut down" I think. go ask your brother!

Comment by tr ig on March 12, 2017 at 7:03pm

Poor Theodora is t-totally confused. I think virtual reality-this is all she has. Not that this isn't real real. 

I believe it was shut up, no you shut down. Funny story, that ending was not some stroke of genius--more an accident, like a typo. And then it was perfect. I'm lucky like that 

(phone, stuck on ital)

Comment by tr ig on March 12, 2017 at 7:18pm





figured it out!

I I I won't be around much starting like tomorrow, for a long time. It's been fun this winter. Sooo glad though, to have a little newold blood lately though; Rita, Jeff, Brassawe, SCJ, etc.. It was fairly fucking stale for the longest time. Stale and dry, boring, imagination and creativity and personality lacking. Maybe some of the half as interesting as a hockey puck pukes will up their games. Naah I doubt it. You either got it or you don't. Sigh. Seeya 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 12, 2017 at 7:25pm

HEY!  Stop killing my chill!

Sip some good Kirk & Sweeney 18 y.o. rum and light up an Opus X with me and re-fucking-lax!

Comment by nerd cred on March 12, 2017 at 7:34pm

Seriously people – you gave me this much time and attention. Should I be honored? Or roll my eyes until it hurts. Guess which I chose.

nahate – everything you’ve said about me is either impossible for you to know or blatant bullshit. Post a direct quote if you’re sure you’re right. Your claim of “nearly verbatim” – more bullshit. A very rough paraphrase filtered through your warped memory twisted for snark, sarcasm and insult.

foolish – you wrote your classism post and blew up when people disagreed and argued. As I recall it, you were the first to get angry and personal. There was no possibility of discussion with you – only of acceptance of all you said. And then you flounced and summarily unfriended me.  You say we were friends, I say we were getting to know one another. A friend you can disagree with and no one sets their hair on fire over it.

When you came back and send a friend request I ignored it. If that indicates “LIKES the hate” – well, I can’t imagine how you processed that. It means what’s been so often quoted lately, I think from Maya Angelou – “when someone shows you who they are, believe them.” You have shown me things I won’t have in my life.

Only one of them is “Amy is Amy.” To Myriad, “we're ALL something, we ALL have something to say.”  But you seem to allow that acceptance to apply only to amy. Because nerd cred is nerd cred and when nerd cred encounters someone who incessantly spews loud, stupid and dishonest hatred she tries to stand up and call it out. Nerd is nerd. Myriad is Myriad. But you, the one who repeatedly exclaims, “how DARE you ...” doesn’t seem to bat an eyelash at calmly typing, “you know what I'm saying is true” to Myriad which flatly says she is wrong. Such arrogance. And your silly remarks about ALL of what amy says and “not parse” her. Should she run her comments by you to be sure she’s reacting to the correct  parts of whatever vile slop amy has spewed most recently?

Reading over the in-between paragraph to Myriad – oh I just can’t. It makes no sense at all.

greenheron – you’ve disappointed me by not joining the fray? Did I say something to indicate that or did you read my mind? Because there’s nothing I dislike or disrespect more than people who claim to read my mind. That’s just personal, I can’t claim any high-minded philosophy is behind it. Again – I don’t even think like that so if you have a quote, post it.

Sorry if you don’t like political discussion, especially in a time when so much depends on what’s going on politically. I am not convinced that talking about what art is or various techniques or praising everyone’s work is particularly creative. So what? I don’t ask that you change your ways. I even find ways to appreciate what’s going on. To learn. To discuss.

People tend to attribute their own motives to others. People who don't or can't look outside themselves. Think Richard Nixon. But it never does any good to point that out to people who practice it. The whole mean girls mob scene. Hated it in high school, it doesn’t improve with age. But you all enjoy yourselves. And keep taking care of po' widdew amy.

Comment by greenheron on March 12, 2017 at 8:05pm

Comment by greenheron on February 6, 2017 at 2:34pm to Kosher

“You seem like someone who prefers to teach others rather than sit in the student chair. Me too. We can be the worst learners. You made your stand long ago with Amy and she with you. You’ve done your best to fully educate one another as to your positions. It’s pretty clear to everyone that neither Amy, nor you, will change your perspective, no matter how sparkling and impenetrable the argument or angry the invective. Maybe this is not something you want to learn, but is something you need to learn. The one who is able to hold on to their words in a case like this one, wins.”

Comment by nerd cred on February 6, 2017 at 6:13pm

“And gh - you know she's anti-semitic so why keep talking? Just shut up and take it? neither Amy, nor you, will change your perspective, no matter how sparkling and impenetrable the argument or angry the invective. Maybe this is not something you want to learn, but is something you need to learn. Parity? Equability? Normalizing. Normalizing anti-semitism!

Boldface, yours. 

I apologize for my fuzzy memory. It was me normalizing anti-semtism! by not responding to the fray.

Comment by nerd cred on March 12, 2017 at 9:08pm

And it wasn't not responding too the fray. It was instructing someone else to back off the argument because he wasn't going to change amy's mind. Make it anything else. "Oh you gay people. Why must you bother us? You're not going to change their perspective." "Oh you abolitionists ..." "Why do those people march?"  etc.

Maybe this is not something you want to learn, but is something you need to learn.

I'd forgotten that. Yeah. I guess I am disappointed.

Have you ever instructed Amy similarly?

Comment by nanatehay on March 12, 2017 at 10:37pm

Are you genuinely that stupid, Squidly? Of course I twisted it for snark, sarcasm and insult you dipshit, but what you failed to mention, probably 'cause you're too busy whining about mean girls and blowing ink out your ink hole, is that when you wrote that comment over at Theo's you were trying as hard as your little weasel self could to achieve the exact same three things, the main problem with that approach being you're just not as good at it as I am. Still, after you'd laid out the basic structure and tone for me, all I had to do was take your pathetic, weak sister attempts at bitchery, make them actually funny and scathing in all the ways you tried but failed to, then jam 'em up your squid pipe. It was a hoot, so anytime you need some advice on how to convey in writing what a thoroughly unpleasant, genuinely revolting swamp sow you are, please feel free to message me, OK toots? 



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