Now Theodora. You may not have been a target of Squidly's ankle-biting accusations yourself, so you may actually not understand what a hilariously hypocritical yet entirely repellent little shrew she is. So I will tell you.

1. Squidly is Squidly.

2. SqUidly Uses Caps WherEVER SHE raNdomLy waNts tO, appArenTly BECause SHE thiNKs it Makes HER WritiNG stYLe SeEm mOrE AmusInG than IT aCTUally iS ThoUGH I'm Not sUre why SHE THinkS sO, mAyBe someONE toLD HEr That iN 9th grAdE.

3. Squidly has spleen.


All Must Defer To Squidly

At All Times

No matter how viscous, vial, cupid or struggly she wants to be.

Oh yeah - 4. Squidly May Libel With Impunity (no matter how baseless her silly little canards are.) You May If You Want To, but I know that at the end of the day you are a far nicer person than she is.

Maybe it's because she lives in Minnesota. (She lives in Minnesota? Seriously? That's funny, unless you have to live next to her.)

I don't know why. I think maybe she's not getting Enough Nookie or something that entitles Major Fishwifery At All Times. Because no one else is such a pathetic, self pitying skidmark I guess.

Summary: Squidly Squidly Squidly it's all about how close Squidly can come with veiled, pusillanimous dog whistle pseudo-accusations to smear someone as a racist without realizing she's as transparent a sad-ass Little Hitler as you could ever have the misfortune to meet. Squidly Squidly Squidly! (oops, sorry, those last three Squidlys were accidental, this Squidly key I had specially installed on my laptop got stuck for a second there)

Ok Theodora?

See? Squidly says stuff like this^^ so I guess it indicates that her problems with Amy stem not just from her ridiculous sense of having somehow been discriminated against or repressed or dissed or whatever during the ongoing dust-ups here about Israel and the Palestine question but are in fact symptoms of what a bitter, frustrated gutter weasel she is and of how (and in hindsight I don't see how I never noticed before, but this part didn't even occur to me 'til reading her comment on your blog made it blindingly, suddenly obvious) very envious Squidly actually is of Safe Bet's Amy.

See how that works?

Have a gReAT daY!

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Comment by tr ig on March 11, 2017 at 4:19pm

My vaginal furniture post was simple, I'll give you that. Everybody loves a vagina post, now I know; it's my first I can remember. I credit Drew-Silla for the inspiration. RoPo should try it really. I mean, posts about girls encountered out on the road, who by definition .. well, you know-- I blogged about them bitches ladies. Remember Lacy the bartender in San Diego by the way? And the free taco bar on El Cajon, those girls, those tacos. Well I suppose I know squidly. If so, I called her a smarty harridan today, at coincidentally, Theodora's post. Die Antwoord worries me, more like scares me. I assume they fit into this squidly theme 

Comment by greenheron on March 11, 2017 at 4:24pm

abstruse sounds like a combination of absinthe and obtuse which makes a wonderful word imho.

I too am unfamiliar with squidly but have a fondness for squid, it seems you don’t. Here’s an adorable armadillo BAV for you then

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 4:42pm

Good 2 C U B1! That is cOMpleteLy unfair, my friend, and it grieves me to say this here, but that sort of gratuitous, egregious and totally unconscionable behavior toward you from so many otherwise perfectly rude 'Merikans' happens because you are so very (whispering now, shhhh) Canadian...

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 9:11pm

Hi all. Apolyogies for my hiatus on comment answering, but we're having a party tonight and I'm in charge of the fire pit and standing around looking surly. The party also means, unfortunately, since we're using the laptop for the music, I'm back on the R T O F so I won't be able to post any BAVs for a while. To give you an idea of how organized and squared away a dude Lee is - each of his parties has a playlist which is compiled so that it is in keeping with the named theme of the party. That's just how we roll out here in Oaktown, folks - I'd tell you the theme of this shindig, maybe even name a couple tracks from the playlist, but then I'd have to kill you. Thank you though, Rita - I've seen you commit a little arson on a comment thread or two back in the day, was impressed each time with your nearly surgical precision as you did so. And Foolish Monkey - how in the heck didn't I see them violently green streaks showing thru the ink clouds all this time? I mean, them sumbitches is chartreuse!


Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 10:23pm

Was getting ready to say some thing then dang it, the fire's burning low and no one's standing around lookin' surly - gotta get it, brb...

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 11:10pm

Someone brought a box of gourmet cupcakes. There's, like, mocha ones and lemon chiffon ones and loganberry ones and all kinda ones. I don't even know what a loganberry is, but I now pronounce them delicious

Comment by nanatehay on March 12, 2017 at 3:07am

will brb again tomorra...

Comment by Theodora L'Engle Knight on March 12, 2017 at 3:32am

i am here because kosh got it wrong and thought that this was a positive shout out to me. big big error. i do feel very badly about calling out amy. that was wrong and bad. i just didn't want to draw her to a Jew related post because that seems to be a complicated topic for her as it is for me. and she upsets someone i love. on here.

i am not remotely jealous of amy. not sure where that comes from. i don't know anything about her except from her comments on posts. there are many people i do envy but they are not her. i will never address her again in any way if she refrains from going after people with mentions of jews and zioniosts when that is not the topic. at all. i know that you are a devoted friend. when she does that stuff, she upsets and distresses a friend of mine whom i love. so this is not about me as much as it is my friend.

take good care. i'm honored that you loathe me so much that you would devote a post to how much you loather me. there has to have been a better use of your time.

Comment by greenheron on March 12, 2017 at 4:57am

Do you truly want to learn something Theodora? To make sense of your action and the subsequent result? Or would you rather play the victim, as I noted that you probably would on your deleted post.

This post is not about you. Why do you assume that it is? It’s about someone nana has named squidly. I don’t know who that is. It seems a number of commenters don’t know either. Just because we're friends with nana doesn't make us a cabal.

You might have just made your apology to Amy. That was a grown-up thing. It would have earned you some respect, in my eyes anyway. Yet you elected to follow up your apology with a bunch of poor me victim stuff. Twice now, you’ve set yourself up to be a victim. You might want to take a reflective look at this dynamic that you create. It’s clearly not working very well for you. 

Or others. I was having some fun on this site lately. Now that you’ve tossed your stupid match, I’ll probably have to step back because I’m not fond of flames.

Actions have consequences. Please own yours.  

Comment by koshersalaami on March 12, 2017 at 6:16am

Issuing a public apology in the form of a post devoted to that is owning hers. 


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