Now Theodora. You may not have been a target of Squidly's ankle-biting accusations yourself, so you may actually not understand what a hilariously hypocritical yet entirely repellent little shrew she is. So I will tell you.

1. Squidly is Squidly.

2. SqUidly Uses Caps WherEVER SHE raNdomLy waNts tO, appArenTly BECause SHE thiNKs it Makes HER WritiNG stYLe SeEm mOrE AmusInG than IT aCTUally iS ThoUGH I'm Not sUre why SHE THinkS sO, mAyBe someONE toLD HEr That iN 9th grAdE.

3. Squidly has spleen.


All Must Defer To Squidly

At All Times

No matter how viscous, vial, cupid or struggly she wants to be.

Oh yeah - 4. Squidly May Libel With Impunity (no matter how baseless her silly little canards are.) You May If You Want To, but I know that at the end of the day you are a far nicer person than she is.

Maybe it's because she lives in Minnesota. (She lives in Minnesota? Seriously? That's funny, unless you have to live next to her.)

I don't know why. I think maybe she's not getting Enough Nookie or something that entitles Major Fishwifery At All Times. Because no one else is such a pathetic, self pitying skidmark I guess.

Summary: Squidly Squidly Squidly it's all about how close Squidly can come with veiled, pusillanimous dog whistle pseudo-accusations to smear someone as a racist without realizing she's as transparent a sad-ass Little Hitler as you could ever have the misfortune to meet. Squidly Squidly Squidly! (oops, sorry, those last three Squidlys were accidental, this Squidly key I had specially installed on my laptop got stuck for a second there)

Ok Theodora?

See? Squidly says stuff like this^^ so I guess it indicates that her problems with Amy stem not just from her ridiculous sense of having somehow been discriminated against or repressed or dissed or whatever during the ongoing dust-ups here about Israel and the Palestine question but are in fact symptoms of what a bitter, frustrated gutter weasel she is and of how (and in hindsight I don't see how I never noticed before, but this part didn't even occur to me 'til reading her comment on your blog made it blindingly, suddenly obvious) very envious Squidly actually is of Safe Bet's Amy.

See how that works?

Have a gReAT daY!

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Comment by Theodora L'Engle Knight on March 20, 2017 at 7:12pm

nana, i would be so grateful if you could take my name off this post. i keep clicking on Stop Following and it works and then it doesn't and i receive messages from this site. and i feel horrible all over again. i don't even know who squidly is. sounds like it's something that might have built up on OS. it's not my business.

i apologized to your crew and to amy. i didn't behave well. and i expressed my disappointment in myself. something that no one knows except the participants but a good friend  of mine practically had a nervous breakdown from Amy coming on his posts and talking about jews and zionists and palestine when that was not the topic. i'm sure that you and your crew would think that that is okay. that we jews are making things up somehow. and deserve to be treated in this way. but i am as loyal to my friends as you are. i did not want Amy on my post because i did not want my friend to be upset again on a post that had to do with anti-semitism and the threatening and was and is all too real. the community center up the road has received threats. i'm sure you and your crew have answers to this that normalizes these feelings and fear. and the actions tht have been taken.

i'm sure you will write a strong strong strong very personal comment that tears me a new one. have at it. please try to recognize that i backed off.

i would be so grateful if you took my name off this post. a few of your crew have been dismissive of me and the blog post i was commenting on. i haven't been paranoid. that just didn't feel good.  i don't come on here except for now. i left OS for many reasons. i got really insane. bipolar is real and dangerous. JME was bipolar. he died for many reasons but bipolar depression is brutal and often intolerable. yes, i know. i know nothing about this. how dare i? well, i did know him on OS and i was broken hearted when he was gone. it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

sorry for mentioning that. so i was insane on OS. and i didn't something incredibly stupid. i was nasty to you on a post of yours because i was defending a friend of mine. yes, it's clear that i need to stop making any friends on writing blogsites. but things spiraled way out ot conytrol and i probably did not apologize because i was completely insane. in a bipolar 2 mania. yes, i know. im making this all up and i am just mean and not mentally ill. whatever.

many people leaped on it understandably and i was called the worst bipolar person on OS which i'm sure i was at that time. i was very scared of you and trig and the others who were angry at me -- rightfully -- and i prepared to leave. which i didn't do quickly enough for some people. mostly dorinda.whic i understand but it felt awful.

so i left. for myself and for all the people who found my presence intolerable. it was deep deep wound. but after 5 years i came back and then OS closed and i came over here. and i was scared to death. things went along pretty well. i had some readers. i was getting my comic voice back very slowly.

and then my friend practically had  a nervous breakdown. and i was deeply frightened byt the threats against my fellow jew. yes, whatever, i know we are making it all up and it's no big deal but if your people are so despised that a government needs to sweep them off the world, well, then you cannot possible understand. i won't bore you with any more informatoin. but people died in great numbers on both sides of my famly. we have no patent on suffering. the kmer rouge, the turks and the armenians, rwanda. the sudan./. the balkans. stalin. shit, there are so many, it's hard to remember. samantha power is an expert on genocide. she works for the UN now. she is extraordinary. her books are also.

but, the thing is that when you have that background and people are wanting to inflict violence on your people. again!! it feels terrible. it is scary. trig said he hardly knew any jews. maybe its the same for you.

but that is the deal with that. and i was sacred to come back here because of you and trig and others who wanted me gone from OS. but i stayed away for 5 years. i gave you all a break.

i would give anything to take back what i said to Amy. almost anything. i didn't realize that you had this huge crew and that you probably hadn't seen that side of amy. and that you would right a post that went after personal stuff about me and my fears about jewish stuff. mentioning pariah and shunned. hitting so far belwo the belt, it's kind of hard to fathom. i said things about amy. i was wrong and bad. but they were things that were based on this one side of her and my friend and my not wanting to read those kinds of things again. i should have stayed away. i would give amnytnig to have not done that.

now i have had to have contact with you and with trig and with your crew and having a lot of people hating on me, who don't know the other sides of me. the way i didn't know about amy's other side.

i am so sorry that i came back. i made a mistake. no one is going to comment on my posts. the readers are trickling away. you and amy have won bigtime. having contact with you is a major trigger for me. major. i feel as bad as you wish i would feel. please be proud of tjat.

you can write the longest comment on earth in response. i will not be coming back here. im' praying that the Stop Following thing will work again.i'm expecting people to express negative things about me because of this and i'm sure the new post you will write about how much i suck and how i am making up my fear about the jewish stuff. and no wonder people shunned me and that i was the pariah of the neighborhood. no wonder. good by and good luck.

Comment by nanatehay on March 21, 2017 at 4:17am

Hi Theodora. Do I have a crew? I've never noticed that I do, unless it's in the sense that there are some people here, just as there were back in OS, who I tend to agree with more often than I don't. Looked at that way, you have a crew as well, and in fact the majority of active members here do, so, not to put too fine a point on it, Theo, you are full of shit. In fact, there are so many things in your comment here which are unadulterated twaddle that it's difficult to decide which one to begin with, and since I'm tired right now, and you are so full of shit, I'll just address a couple things and leave it at that.

1. This post has nearly nothing to do with you. I said so quite plainly waaay back toward the beginning of this comment thread, and, hard as it is for your obviously narcissistic, excruciatingly self-involved mind to believe, practically nothing anyone has said here before or since then has had anything at all to do with you.

2. I have never, ever, neither in Open nor here at Our Salon, tried to drive you away or do anything else to you, though I have at least once at OS had to set the record straight regarding some bullshit or other you were running loudly off at the mouth about. I have never attacked you, Theo, but believe me when I say that if I did, you would sure as fuck know it. 

3. How dare you play the "You would never understand" card with me. That is a fairly popular preface to the sort of shaming, smearing dog whistle statements employed by intellectual cowards and character assassins who like to weaponize baseless charges of racism with the goal of stigmatizing or shutting up those who they disagree with, but you can save that dreck for the rubes, Theo, because I've been down this road more fucking times than I like to think about and I know how full of it you are.  I, personally, have been libeled quite a few times as being anti-Semitic by Nerd Cred and others at Open Salon and, more recently, by Nerd Cred AGAIN during the couple months or so I've been active here, so it is not because Amy is part of that straw man *crew* you repeatedly and erroneously refer to in your comment that I am speaking out against the libelers and the sanctimonious hypocrites who defend them or act like it's just fucking fine for such skidmarks to smear her name repeatedly over and over like that because they aren't able to win their arguments any other way. Yes, I am speaking out against them because I have yet to see one thing Amy has ever said which was genuinely anti-Semitic during the 6 years or more I have known her,  and because I have yet to see one single solitary person who has been able to produce anything more substantial than he-said-she-said kindergarten donkey dookie to prove that she has, but I am also speaking out because I too have been the target of such libel on numerous occasions and it pisses me the fuck off every single time it happens and I WILL NOT just sit and bear it in silence, nor will I sit idly by as others are targeted exactly as I have been. 

I could go into much, much more detail on these topics, way more than you would be comfortable with in fact, but you've already vampirically sucked away more of my allotted span on this earth than you deserve, so fuck that. In some ways you are a likable person, Theo, and I genuinely would prefer to be able to get along with you, but that is most likely completely impossible and, as I've already said, I'm just too tired right now to mess with it and you are just too completely full of shit. 

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 21, 2017 at 5:28am

Wow, Theodora!  Nice job meeting how magnanimously you "apologizing/took it back" and then spewed THE EXACT SAME SHIT, just twice as thick.

I won't repeat what was just said above, but I swear to what ever whack ass deity you want to believe in, if you take another cheap shot at me again I will be living so deep in your ass you'll have to ask me to swallow for you. 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on March 21, 2017 at 7:23am

some trick, that...threatening to live far up another's bum when one hasn't left the darkness of one's own for decades...


Comment by nanatehay on March 21, 2017 at 11:21am

How are you doing, Jonathan? I'm glad you are here again, because I've asked a question of you twice now which you have so far studiously ignored, so I am going to repeat it in case you just missed it back there in amongst the clouds of squid ink but would like an opportunity to share your views on something besides proctology. It's a simple question, would only take a minute or so to read and then answer by typing A or B, and of course, once having stated your choice, by all means feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you feel necessary to explain why you chose the answer you did. 

Alrighty then, third time is the charm, my friend, so here we go - 

While I of course can't speak for anyone else but myself, I would prefer a thousand times over, any day of the week and twice on Sundays, to be labeled a cunt, or a dick or an asshole or a bastard or a cocksucker or a slimy mass of walking, talking fecal waste stacked six feet high, or a greasy, pustulent, festering syphilitic boil on an orangutan's anus than to be smeared as a dirty good-for-nothing lowlife motherfucking p.o.s. racist.

How about you, Jonathan? Which would be your preference? A, naughty bits and body fluids, or B, racist? I'm just curious, that's all.  

Comment by nanatehay on March 24, 2017 at 4:06pm

Hi Monkey. I'm offering a special this week on NanaKrewe Swag - for $19.99 and 3 comments demonstrating a willingness to Be Mean To Theo or any other blogger I randomly yet viciously designate as our next victim, you get a subscription to Haters R Us magazine, an I stand With Nana So Bite Me, Fucktard t-shirt, and a Chia-Bust of my giant bald head that sings stuff by Korn when you look at it funny.

Comment by nanatehay on March 26, 2017 at 10:25am

I forgot to mention yesterday - for those bloggers who wanna be all Which Came First The Chicken Or The Egg about whether this is really Amy's Krewe and not mine at all, the SwagPack can be adjusted so instead of getting my Chia-Dome you receive a Chia-Chix hand held up in a Power Fist salute which if you extend the middle finger to a birdie it plays this poignant ballad by Maria Brink - 


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