Now Theodora. You may not have been a target of Squidly's ankle-biting accusations yourself, so you may actually not understand what a hilariously hypocritical yet entirely repellent little shrew she is. So I will tell you.

1. Squidly is Squidly.

2. SqUidly Uses Caps WherEVER SHE raNdomLy waNts tO, appArenTly BECause SHE thiNKs it Makes HER WritiNG stYLe SeEm mOrE AmusInG than IT aCTUally iS ThoUGH I'm Not sUre why SHE THinkS sO, mAyBe someONE toLD HEr That iN 9th grAdE.

3. Squidly has spleen.


All Must Defer To Squidly

At All Times

No matter how viscous, vial, cupid or struggly she wants to be.

Oh yeah - 4. Squidly May Libel With Impunity (no matter how baseless her silly little canards are.) You May If You Want To, but I know that at the end of the day you are a far nicer person than she is.

Maybe it's because she lives in Minnesota. (She lives in Minnesota? Seriously? That's funny, unless you have to live next to her.)

I don't know why. I think maybe she's not getting Enough Nookie or something that entitles Major Fishwifery At All Times. Because no one else is such a pathetic, self pitying skidmark I guess.

Summary: Squidly Squidly Squidly it's all about how close Squidly can come with veiled, pusillanimous dog whistle pseudo-accusations to smear someone as a racist without realizing she's as transparent a sad-ass Little Hitler as you could ever have the misfortune to meet. Squidly Squidly Squidly! (oops, sorry, those last three Squidlys were accidental, this Squidly key I had specially installed on my laptop got stuck for a second there)

Ok Theodora?

See? Squidly says stuff like this^^ so I guess it indicates that her problems with Amy stem not just from her ridiculous sense of having somehow been discriminated against or repressed or dissed or whatever during the ongoing dust-ups here about Israel and the Palestine question but are in fact symptoms of what a bitter, frustrated gutter weasel she is and of how (and in hindsight I don't see how I never noticed before, but this part didn't even occur to me 'til reading her comment on your blog made it blindingly, suddenly obvious) very envious Squidly actually is of Safe Bet's Amy.

See how that works?

Have a gReAT daY!

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 11, 2017 at 11:10am

I always found Die Antwoord's "Fatty Boom Boom" to be so relaxing and spiritually uplifting.  Kind of like listening to Bing Crosby singing "White Chistmas" while he was tweeking on crank.

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 11:17am

It's soothing, no doubt about it. The part where Yolandi goes "Yippi ki yay motherfucker" then the lion eats that one bitch is like the Blam of Gilead or sumthin.

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 12:09pm

Hey, Amy? Is this what it feels like to be shunned? It kinda reminds me of the feeling you get when someone steps over your grave, but with undertones of that moment right before you realize you've eaten bad sea food. Guess I'll keep a big bowl nearby and leave the toilet seat up.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 11, 2017 at 12:22pm

LOL Comments and all... reads like Open Salon in it's flamethrowing heyday.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 11, 2017 at 1:03pm

 Is this what it feels like to be shunned?

Yup.  Let me 'splain how it works here in the "Game of Scorns"

Your first level to achieve is "Shunned Level".  People look away as they scroll past, they act as if your post has cooties and, undoubtedly, the back-channel PMs are a flying.  On a rare occasion you might get a 438 paragraph comment that boils down to "Tut tut".

THEN, once you advance to "Pariah Level", which required a great deal of study so that you can spout actual facts that REALLY pisses them off when they can't refute them, you will get a LOT of views, but nary a comment or a like (except from JMac who likes anything with more than two words or has a video in it).  What you do occassionally get, unlike Shunned Level, is an entire post dedicated to calling you a wrong head, dodo turd.  (It is often the same 438 paragraph comment they left at the Shunned Level, but with some LOOOOOOONG assed title).  BTW, this is often rapidly followed by a post about family or some sweet as aspartame recollection, so that they have something to point to if you call them on always writing hit pieces, as they march towards you with pitchforks and torches.

Lastly, and you will never reach this level without writing several posts about how Israel is a land stealing, genocidal, apartheid loving bunch of war criminals and/or pointing out that the DNC is STILL full of Clintonista fuck muppets who's strings go right back to Shillary, you can achieve "Leper Level".  At "Leper Level" you get banned (often preemptively with posts with LOOOOOOONG assed titles).  This is kind of like "God Level" in Tour of Duty, but in reverse.  Everyone gets to take free cheap shots at you, you are routinely used to scare small (minded???) children to keep them in line and public lynching are common if you EVER dare to respond.

Let me know if you need the rule book.   It is really good, if you understand Chinese mathematics (translated into Kanji characters from the original Zhou dynasty ones).

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 1:09pm

Hiya, JMac. While I admire pacifists and other do-gooders who are more spiritually evolved than my benighted self, I'm also a firm believer in proactive enforcement of peace love and understanding or I'll cap yer ass as we visualize whirled peas n shit. I'm not sure why people get in a snit when someone who likes throwing down gauntlets gets smacked in the phiz as the gauntlet bounces back up at her, but then I'm not gettin' paid to unnerstand the Tao of Pooh and the known unknowns and all that Baba Ram Dass/Donald Rumsfeld malarkey.

Uh oh - Unsolicited BAV Alert, woot woot woot!

Here's a clip of me and ii toasting OS flame warriors, dust devils and wankers of yore the morning we sailed into the Miami/Dade/Ft. Lauderdale megalopolis -

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 1:50pm

Clintonista Fuckmuppets you say? Messin' with them was how I achieved  Leper Level on Facebook!  Kpft on 'em tho, here or there or on  - anyone who can't take being called a mooing herd of conform or die ex- mall rats shouldn't be tryna gang-defenestrate Bernie supporters on social media. And don't ask me again how mall rats can moo - as Phyllis said the other day, all you gotta do to achieve the Bovine Effect is play back their "Die, Unbeliever!" ratsqueaks at 1/4 speed. 

Comment by Anna Herrington on March 11, 2017 at 2:00pm

I never know quite what to say in comment to your posts.... but I'm here. silently.


...screaming internally: NO!!! about Bing and tweaking on crank....

NO!!!! LIAR!!! HE WAS BEAUTIFUL and sang like an angel!!!!

(Who's Squidly again?)

Comment by nanatehay on March 11, 2017 at 2:53pm

Hi JT! I know this one is pretty damn abstruse (is abstruse a word? if not it should be), but just imagine you're reading one of tr ig's vaginal deck furniture posts.


It seems that thru bad luck you aren't around or something - aka having a life - when I post my more user friendly stuff, which I do actually post some o' that, honest injun. My piece just before this one is the critically acclaimed, feel-good blog post of the year and has already won me a Pulitzer Prize, 7 Editor's Picks, 2 Whizz-O Buttons and a full scholarship to Madame Norma's Academy For Gothically Inclined Teen Runaways & Hair Hut. 

Bing Crosby though, yeah... Die Antwoord is right now working on a tribute album to Bing, Tony Bennet, and Sinatra - it's not due out 'til Christmas, but in the meantime we can chillax with Malaika Arora and super-hawt Bollywood beefcake King Khan on a train ride thru the foothills of the Himalayas -

Comment by Boanerges on March 11, 2017 at 2:58pm

@AH -- same question I was going to ask.

@Nana and Amy: Sigh. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to irritate people enough to get them to post even nasty comments on stuff I write. Sad, innit?


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