Johnny Robish's Blog – September 2016 Archive (30)

Rosetta Spacecraft Crash Lands On Comet

Rosetta Spacecraft Crash Lands On Comet:  The Rosetta spacecraft ended its historic mission by crashing on the surface of the dusty, icy comet it has spent 12 years chasing in a hunt that has provided insight into the early days of the solar system and captured the public’s imagination.  NASA says that upon landing on the rocky object, the spacecraft will then transition from Rosetta to “Rosetta Stone” and begin teaching the comet simple phrases in…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 30, 2016 at 9:22pm — 4 Comments

Riding Roller Coasters May Help People Pass Kidney Stones

Riding Roller Coasters May Help People Pass Kidney Stones:  In a rather surprising find, a Michigan State University study conducted at Walt Disney World in Florida determined that riding roller coasters actually helps people pass kidney stones with far less pain and no need for surgery.  Yeah, well good luck trying to get your insurance company to spring for the cost of a round trip ticket to Disney Word! …

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 29, 2016 at 9:06pm — 3 Comments

Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars

Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars:  Billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally unveiled his hotly-anticipated plan to send humans to live on Mars.  I may not be the visionary Elon Musk is - but frankly, I don’t get it.  I mean, if someone has their heart set on living in an inhospitable environment where there is no cultural life, no breathable air and probably no potable water, why not just move to Flint, Michigan or Cleveland?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 28, 2016 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

First-Ever Baby Born With DNA From Three People

First-Ever Baby Born With DNA From Three People:  Hoping to prevent a child from inheriting a fatal genetic disease from its mother, scientists say a baby has been born using a new technique that combines DNA from three different people.  Geez, talk about “who’s your daddy?”  And when he gets older, I can see him telling friends “My mother?  Let me tell you about my Mother!”  Not to mention he will become the first person who can legitimately brag about being…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 27, 2016 at 10:00pm — 4 Comments

Libertarian Johnson Urging Humanity To Inhabit Other Planets

Libertarian Johnson Urging Humanity To Inhabit Other Planets:  In a recent interview with George Stephanopoulos, Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson suggested that because of things such as global warming and the fact the sun will eventually grow and encompass the Earth, we had better start to consider sending people to other planets.  Wow, this has sure been some election!  Trump wants to deport everyone out of the country and now Gary Johnson…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 26, 2016 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

Snake Charmer Dies During Viper Demo

Snake Charmer Dies During Viper Demo:  A German “snake charmer” has died after being bitten by a viper during an event aimed at helping audiences overcome their fear of snakes.  A snake charmer bitten by a snake?  I’ll have to assume the snake must not have found him all that charming.  My question is, why would anyone want to teach people to overcome a fear of venomous snakes?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 26, 2016 at 8:27pm — 2 Comments

Extramarital Affair Costs General His Job

Extramarital Affair Costs General His Job:  An internal investigation has cost US Army National Guard Brigadier General Michael E Bobeck his job after it was determined he had extramarital affair and “misused Army resources.”  While I’m no expert on military law, I’m assuming that the “misuse of Army resources” must be a reference to his penis.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 24, 2016 at 10:03pm — 4 Comments

Costco & Sam’s Club Issue Recall of Packaged Ham

Costco & Sam’s Club Issue Recall of Packaged Ham:  Costco & Sam's Club have announced they are recalling all of their 6-pound vacuum-sealed packages of Fletcher’s Canadian Black Forest Ham after numerous customer complaints that the meat was un-chewable - lab tests later determined…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 23, 2016 at 9:00pm — 3 Comments

Apple Turning iPhone Into a Digital Wallet

Apple Turning iPhone Into a Digital Wallet:  Apple says their new iOS 10 is becoming an environment where you can store all your credit cards, digital coupons, tickets and loyalty cards in one place - transforming the iPhone into a digital wallet.  Personally, I don’t really care all that much whether my wallet is digital or analog - either way - I’m still broke.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 22, 2016 at 9:37pm — 4 Comments

Czech President Milos Zeman Supporting Trump

Czech President Milos Zeman Supporting Trump:  Outspoken Czechoslovakian President Milos Zeman and Hungary's anti-migrant right-wing Prime Minister Viktor Orban have just added their names to the list of former Soviet satellite state leaders who are now supporting Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump.  Sources say panicked Hillary Clinton campaign officials privately fear that if Bulgaria falls to Trump, all may be lost.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 21, 2016 at 9:05pm — 5 Comments

Study Finds Pigeons Can Distinguish Written Words

Study Finds Pigeons Can Distinguish Written Words:  In a fascinating new study, scientists have actually taught pigeons some rudimentary reading skills - and while the birds don’t understand the meaning of words - they can distinguish real words from non-words by visually processing the letter combinations involved.  You don’t need some fancy study to know that.  Hell, everyone knows birds start tweeting shortly after they’re born.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 20, 2016 at 9:39pm — 4 Comments

Woman Finds Rat Head In Popeyes Chicken Meal

Woman Finds Rat Head In Popeyes Chicken Meal:  A New Jersey woman posted a picture of what she claims is a rat’s head she found in her Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen meal, a restaurant which has a 5 rating by the Department of Health.  If you ask me, its pretty sad commentary to think some poor woman found an animal body part in a bucket of fried animal body parts!  The company is reportedly investigating the claim, claiming they smell a rat.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 19, 2016 at 8:13pm — 2 Comments

Ex-KKK Exalted Cyclops Indicted Over Cross Burning

Ex-KKK Exalted Cyclops Indicted Over Cross Burning:  A 28-year-old former Alabama Ku Klux Klan "Exalted Cyclops" leader and his mother have been indicted after allegedly burning a cross at the entrance to a predominantly black neighborhood and then lying to police about it.  Neighbors say he probably never would have chosen to become a cyclops had his mother kept an eye on him when he was young.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 18, 2016 at 8:30pm — 6 Comments

Some Animals Can Be Frozen Solid and Come Back to Life

Some Animals Can Be Frozen Solid and Come Back to Life:  Zoologists say they’ve studying a species of wood frogs who have the ability to freeze solid during winter, then thaw in the spring and remain perfectly healthy.  Researchers say the only other thing they’re aware of that can completely freeze-up and yet come back to life are faces of Hollywood celebrities after a serious a round of Botox.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 17, 2016 at 10:17pm — 1 Comment

Mel Gibson and Equestrian Champion Girlfriend are Expecting Child

Mel Gibson and Equestrian Champion Girlfriend are Expecting Child:  Mel Gibson and his 26-year-old equestrian champion girlfriend Rosalind Ross are expecting a baby early next year.  Makes sense she’s an equestrian champion, because they’ve obviously been doing some horsing around.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 16, 2016 at 9:26pm — No Comments

US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7

US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7:  In an unprecedented move, both Samsung and the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission have issued an official recall for the Galaxy Note 7's large-screen smartphone that has been known to burst into flames and explode.  In related news, astronomers say they’ve also detected a burst of flames and an explosion - only this time in the Andromeda Galaxy, but scientists say no recall is planned for…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 15, 2016 at 8:30pm — 2 Comments

Wimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud

Wimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud:  Ian Ritchie, the head of Wimbledon told “The London Telegraph” that tennis players are grunting much too loudly and that he feels that the problem is mainly with the women.  Gee, I’m betting women just find this guy an absolute riot in the bedroom.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 14, 2016 at 9:18pm — 6 Comments

Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt

Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt:  Police say that a Japanese man attempted, but failed, to kill a woman colleague he had been stalking by putting a deadly poison in one of her shoes.  Sounds like their relationship started off on the wrong foot.  Talk about the agony of de feet.  I sure wouldn’t want to be in her shoes.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 13, 2016 at 10:12pm — 2 Comments

New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter

New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter:  According to a new study, Americans are getting fatter and fatter, with the only state having an obesity rate below 20% being Colorado.  Wow, that’s just outrageous.  Why the hell aren’t people in surrounding states sharing any of their snacks with the people of Colorado?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 12, 2016 at 9:27pm — 6 Comments

Hillary Clinton Appears to Faint Leaving 911 Ceremonies

Hillary Clinton Appears to Faint Leaving 911 Ceremonies:  Hillary Clinton is facing health questions once again after appearing to faint when she abruptly left 9/11 ceremonies at Ground Zero.  Fox News is reporting seeing blood gushing out of her eyes, ears, nose, throat and her wherever.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 11, 2016 at 8:48pm — No Comments

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