Study Finds Pornography Leads to Memory Loss: A new study out of Germany is claiming that pornography often leads to memory loss. Researchers say they reached that conclusion after data showed that way too many people seem to be forgetting passwords to porn sites. …Continue
Mountain Mirrors Allow Small Norway Town to See Winter Sunshine: Because its tucked in between steep mountains, the town of Rjukan, Norway is normally completely shrouded in shadow six months a year. Now, thanks to three 183-square-foot mirrors placed on a nearby mountain, rays from the winter sun are being reflected for the first time on the city’s market square. After the instrument was completed, designers admitted they had no idea where to put it,…Continue
Snowfall Covers a Quarter of Earth’s Surface: Scientists say that at any given time, snow covers approximately one quarter of the surface of the earth. Yea, and the other three-fourths are covered with Starbucks cafes.…Continue
Sarah Palin Claims Brexit Vote Fights New World Order: In a recent Facebook post, Sarah Palin joined Donald Trump in congratulating the United Kingdom for quitting the EU and their secret apocalyptic globalist agenda. No surprise there, Palin would endorse quitting anything. Palin went on to add that as far as she’s concerned, Brexit is probably the most important meal of the day. Personally, I’ve always lived my life believing that if I…Continue
Barnes & Noble Set to Unveil Stores Offering Wine And Beer: Barnes & Noble announced that they will soon be offering beer and wine at select stores throughout the US in an effort to boost sales by keeping customers in their stores longer.
Smart thinking! One…Continue
Tony Robbins Hot-Coal Walk Injures Dozens: Dallas Fire officials report that as many as 40 people have been injured during the “walking on hot coals” segment of a Tony Robbins motivational seminar costing up to $2995, where attendees are encouraged to “turn fear into power” by walking 15 feet across 1200-degree hot coals.…Continue
Good Samaritan Billed After Rescuing Family In Car Crash: A good samaritan in California, who stopped at the scene of an accident and rescued a family who were trapped in their wrecked car, noticed a small scrape on his own hand and asked paramedics for a bottle of water. Not long after that,…Continue
Feds Bust Korean for Smuggling Erectile Dysfunction Drugs: Federal authorities at Los Angeles International Airport have arrested a South Korean traveler for attempting to smuggle $179,000 worth of a chemical that is used to treat erectile dysfunction. If convicted, he could be facing some pretty stiff penalties.…Continue
Experts Estimate It Will be 1,500 Years Before Any UFO Contact: Scientists say that, based upon their calculations, it’s likely that Earth won't hear from other life-forms in the universe for at least another 1,500 years. Yea, but what they don’t tell you is that the real reason it'll take 1500 years is that the aliens are using Verizon - you know the routine - ”Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?” That said, I think its a pretty safe bet to assume…Continue
Anniversary of the Telegraph Celebrated: This year marks the 155th anniversary of the completion of the transcontinental telegraph, which electronically knitted together a nation from sea to sea in what was really a primitive form of the Internet. Thank goodness they’ve made progress since then, can you imagine trying to post to Facebook using Morse Code?…Continue
Company Sells World’s Most Expensive Tires for $600,000: A Dubai company has just unveiled the world’s most expensive car tires which will be sold at a staggering $600,000 a set. These tires are based on the Z Tire performance rubber from Zenesis and are encrusted with sparkling diamonds and 24-carat gold leaf.…Continue
Teen Finds Dead Bat in Rice Krispies Box: A 17-year-old teen in Glasgow said she was terrified after discovering a decomposing bat in the bottom of her Rice Krispies box, causing her to swear-off the cereal for life. She found a decomposing bat in her cereal box? Whatever happened to plastic toys? Talk about snap, crackle and shock. Considering it was inside a Rice Krispies box, its my guess that the poor bat probably died of malnutrition. On a personal…Continue
Bread Truck and Deli Meat Truck Collide in New Jersey: A truck hauling hundreds of packets of deli meat has collided with a tractor-trailer carrying bread on a New Jersey highway in the early morning hours.
When I first saw this story, I thought “what a bunch of baloney,” but…Continue
O.J. Simpson Agrees to Paternity Test for Khloe Kardashian: O.J. Simpson has reportedly agreed to give a DNA sample for a paternity test to determine, once and for all, if Khloe Kardashian is his biological daughter.
You’d think OJ would be concerned that being known as an adulterer could tarnish…Continue
Study Finds Regular Pot Smokers Are Skinnier: According to a new study by researchers at the University of Nebraska, regular marijuana users are skinnier than those who have never tried the drug or don’t use it regularly. That said, researchers are quick to point out that for anyone who’s truly interested in losing some serious weight, there’s still nothing quite like crystal meth.…Continue
Porn Declared a Public Health Crisis in Utah: Utah Gov. Gary Herbert (R) has just signed a bill that officially declares pornography to be a “public health crisis.” In an effort to enforce the bill, Utah plans to implement a mandatory three-day waiting period before anyone will be permitted to look at dirty pictures.…Continue
Study Finds Cats Seem to Comprehend Laws of Physics: Researchers from Kyoto University in Japan say cats understand the principle of cause and effect as well as some elements of physics and combining these abilities with their keen sense of hearing, they can predict things such as where a possible prey may be hiding. No kidding! Hell, they seem to be doing many of their physics calculations from scratch. I noticed when I got home tonight that my cat had…Continue
Fart Brings Patrons to Blows Inside Famous Sloppy Joe’s Bar: According to a news report, a fight broke out between two couples inside Key West’s landmark Sloppy Joe’s bar when someone in the crowded watering hole allegedly broke wind. Wow, sounds like this reporter really has a nose for the news. My question is, is anyone really surprised that someone might fart in a place named “Sloppy Joe’s?” Wonder who the perpetrator was? It sounds a lot like an…Continue
Miami Area Hunts Dangerous Nile Crocodile: Florida state wildlife officials have given their agents a rare order to shoot and kill a young, extremely dangerous Nile crocodile on the loose near Miami. So, if I’m understanding this story correctly, Miami is basically saying “after Nile - crocodile.” Meanwhile, while trying not to take sides, House Republicans do point out that a hungry, furious crocodile on the loose in South Florida, could do much to…Continue
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Porn Sex Stars Found to be Quite Happy: A surprising new study found that female porn stars "experienced no more abuse than a matched sample, they enjoy sex more, have higher levels of self-esteem, positive feelings, social support, sexual satisfaction, and spirituality" than the public at large. So, I guess the next time you find yourself feeling down in the dumps, rather than calling a friend, a therapist or the clergy, consider logging on to a porn…Continue