Johnny Robish's Blog – May 2018 Archive (27)

Saturday Night Live Faulted for Lack of Cast Diversity

Saturday Night Live Faulted for Lack of Cast Diversity:  Even with the addition of several new black cast members these past few years, Saturday Night Live is still receiving criticism from bloggers and civil rights groups for its lack of diversity.  No kidding, if the show gets any whiter, they’ll have to call it “Saturday White Live.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 31, 2018 at 9:21pm — 5 Comments

Roseanne Barr Blames Ambien for Racist Twitter Rant

Roseanne Barr Blames Ambien for Racist Twitter Rant:   Roseanne Barr is attempting to explain away her now infamous racist twitter rant about Valerie Jarrett - by blaming it all on the insomnia drug Ambien.  If I were her, rather than blame Ambien, I would have blamed it on Preparation H - because that’s where the best ideas from people like her usually come…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 30, 2018 at 8:35pm — 7 Comments

Televangelist Asks Followers for New $54m Private Jet

Televangelist Asks Followers for New $54m Private Jet:  In a video posted to his ministry’s website, a Louisiana televangelist is asking followers to donate their money so he can purchase a brand new $54 million Falcon 7X jet which will allow him to fly anywhere in the world nonstop, which he claims the Lord wants him to do.  Yea, well I’m not so sure about that -…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 29, 2018 at 9:30pm — 5 Comments

Cockroach Milk Now the Latest Superfood Trend

Cockroach Milk Now the Latest Superfood Trend:  Experts say a rare milk crystal produced by the Pacific Beetle cockroach is catching on among superfood enthusiasts - and that’s because the cockroach milk boasts four times as much protein as cow's milk and is packed with all the essential amino acids.  Hell, that means most of the places where I go to eat should…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 28, 2018 at 8:41pm — 5 Comments

Scientists Closer to Imaging Black Hole at Center of Milky Way

Scientists Closer to Imaging Black Hole at Center of Milky Way:  New analysis of observations from telescopes around the world has brought scientists one step closer to  finally imaging the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, known as Sagittarius A.  Scientists say this should finally provide them with…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 26, 2018 at 9:26pm — 13 Comments

Scientists Find Dandruff on 125 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur

Scientists Find Dandruff on 125 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur:  Paleontologists report that the oldest known case of dandruff has been identified in a small feathered dinosaur that roamed the Earth about 125 million years ago.  Paleontologists say the entire dinosaur’s fossil wasn’t found, only its “head and shoulders.”  But come…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 25, 2018 at 9:53pm — 1 Comment

Candidate Who Pointed Gun At Teen in Campaign Ad Advances to Runoff

Candidate Who Pointed Gun At Teen in Campaign Ad Advances to Runoff:  A Republican candidate who drew attention for airing an ad where he pointed a gun at a teenager in a campaign ad has advanced to a runoff in Georgia’s GOP gubernatorial primary.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 24, 2018 at 8:24pm — 8 Comments

Judge Orders 30-Year-Old Man to Vacate Parents' Home

Judge Orders 30-Year-Old Man to Vacate Parents' Home:  A State Supreme Court judge ruled in favor of the parents of a 30-year-old man who had been living rent-free in his parents' Syracuse-area home for the past eight years, after his parents took him to court to have him evicted.  As for me - on the other hand - I began sensing it was time to move out toward the end of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 23, 2018 at 10:18pm — 9 Comments

Sinkhole Formed on White House North Lawn

Sinkhole Formed on White House North Lawn:  A small sinkhole which began forming on the White House north lawn this past week is being monitored by security to make sure it doesn’t pose a threat to the occupants and staff.  Sink hole?  My guess is it’s Melania - trying to tunnel the hell out.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 22, 2018 at 8:00pm — 9 Comments

Family Dog Follows Burglar Around Home With Tail Wagging

Family Dog Follows Burglar Around Home With Tail Wagging:  A burglar broke into a Milton, Massachusetts home and was cheerfully greeted by the family's friendly dog, which merrily wagged its tail as it followed the intruder around from room to room.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 21, 2018 at 7:30pm — 2 Comments

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting:  In response to the recent attack which killed ten at Santa Fe High School in Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick - who is an evangelical Christian and a strong NRA supporter - is claiming the problem isn’t guns, its because schools in Texas have way…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 19, 2018 at 7:58pm — 10 Comments

Campbell Soup Execs Warn Soup Costs Will Rise After Steel Tariffs

Campbell Soup Execs Warn Soup Costs Will Rise After Steel Tariffs:  Campbell Soup executives warned that they expect production costs to rise dramatically because of Trump administration tariffs on steel and aluminum.  Great, so if I’m understanding this correctly, under Trump policies - pretty soon even “soup kitchens” will be unaffordable.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 18, 2018 at 9:32pm — 1 Comment

Oregon Man Opens Fire on Children’s Birthday Party with AK-47

Oregon Man Opens Fire on Children’s Birthday Party with AK-47:  An Oregon man has been arrested for seriously injuring two people after he fired 12 rounds into a child’s birthday party with an AK-47 - because he felt the children were too loud.

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 17, 2018 at 8:10pm — 4 Comments

Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans

Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans:  Scientists have found that chimpanzees have much cleaner beds - with significantly fewer bodily bacteria - than humans do.  So, if you’re looking for new bedding, forget going to the mattress store - go see a chimp.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 16, 2018 at 7:54pm — 2 Comments

Oklahoma Republican Advocates Euthanizing Poor and Disabled

Oklahoma Republican Advocates Euthanizing Poor and Disabled:  A Republican gubernatorial candidate in Oklahoma named Christopher Barnett has allegedly proposed we employ euthanasia for people on food stamps or who are too disabled to work in order to save taxpayers the expense of supporting them.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 15, 2018 at 8:00pm — 5 Comments

Crime Suspect Wins Police-Sponsored Doughnut-Eating Contest

Crime Suspect Wins Police-Sponsored Doughnut-Eating Contest: Officers say a man who won an anti-crime, police-sponsored doughnut-eating contest in North Carolina was arrested the following day after police realized he had been wanted in two suspected break-ins.  Police say when the suspect was arrested, he had quite a lot of dough on him and his eyes were totally glazed-over - not to mention that there…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2018 at 8:56pm — 5 Comments

Amazon Echo Has Fewer Parents Naming Children Alexa

Amazon Echo Has Fewer Parents Naming Children Alexa:  A new survey found that since 2015 when the Amazon Echo smart speaker came on the scene, fewer parents have been naming their child “Alexa.”  On the other hand, new data show Beverly Hills gold doggers love naming their newborn daughters “Siri,” because there’s so little chance of Siri ever working.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 13, 2018 at 8:03pm — 2 Comments

Hawaii Volcano Raises Eruption Concerns Along West Coast

Hawaii Volcano Raises Eruption Concerns Along West Coast:  The eruption of the Kilauea volcano on Hawaii’s Big Island has geologists also keeping a weary eye on the thirteen volcanic peaks on America's West Coast that are part of the geologically active Pacific “Ring of Fire”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 12, 2018 at 8:50pm — 16 Comments

Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible

Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible:  A new study, published in the journal Classical and Quantum Gravity, says that while the ability to time travel will not be possible any time soon, there is no mathematical reason why we couldn’t time travel.  Call me a cynical, but who the hell wants to blast themselves out hundreds of years into the future - to a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 11, 2018 at 8:30pm — 20 Comments

Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews

Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews:  After a week of what many felt were totally unhinged media appearances since becoming one of President Trump’s personal attorneys, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the Greenberg Traurig law firm abruptly announced that Giuliani…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 10, 2018 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

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