Johnny Robish's Blog – May 2017 Archive (32)

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post:  President Trump left many of his 31 million Twitter followers confused and slightly concerned after an early morning tweet that simply said “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”  Now I have no idea what the hell covfefe is, but I do know that if it lasts over 4 hours, I’m calling my doctor.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 31, 2017 at 9:17pm — No Comments

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated:  According to court records, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau have filed for separation after two daughters and 12 years of marriage - in a relationship that began in 1997 when he was only 12 and she was his 34-year-old teacher.  I guess she felt “this guy’s getting a bit old for my tastes.”  On a positive note, should he ever decide to move to France, there’s a pretty decent chance he could be elected…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 30, 2017 at 9:13pm — 6 Comments

Ivanka Says Memorial Day for Champagne Popsicles

Ivanka Says Memorial Day for Champagne Popsicles:  Ivanka Trump is facing some serious backlash after an official Twitter account linked with her lifestyle brand talked exclusively about “upping your grilling game” along with other Memorial Day party suggestions like “champagne…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 29, 2017 at 9:00pm — 5 Comments

Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself

Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself:  Scientists say not getting enough sleep can cause the brain to “eat up” its connections, while also increasing risk of Alzheimer's disease and other neurological disorders.  Great, like I needed something else to worry about at 3 AM.  On the other hand, this may finally explain what’s up with Trump when he’s blasting out all those angry, incoherent tweets in the middle of the night.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 28, 2017 at 9:27pm — 3 Comments

White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets

White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets:  According to The Wall Street Journal, the White House is considering appointing a legal team to police President Trump’s infamous social media posts as numerous investigations are being launched into White House officials.  Yea, and while they’re at it, they might wanna think about adding a few psychiatrists to that team also.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 27, 2017 at 8:36pm — 2 Comments

Melania Trump Wears $51,500 Jacket to Meet G7 Spouses

Melania Trump Wears $51,500 Jacket to Meet G7 Spouses:  Melania Trump raised a few eyebrows when she wore a bright, floral $51,500 Dolce & Gabbana jacket to meet with her fellow G7 spouses in Sicily this week, a sum which is more than most Americans make in an entire year.

Oh come on, what’s the big…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 26, 2017 at 9:39pm — 4 Comments

Trump Pushes His Way to the Front of NATO Leaders

Trump Pushes His Way to the Front of NATO Leaders:  People around the world are expressing shock at how US President Donald Trump appears to shove Montenegro Prime Minister Dusko Marković out of the way in order to get to the front of the line during a tour of the NATO Headquarters.  OK, but in his defense, he may have thought it was the lunch line.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 25, 2017 at 9:18pm — 2 Comments

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind:  In a recent SiriusXM interview, Trump Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson told reporter and close friend Armstrong Williams that “poverty - to a large extent, is a state of mind.”

All I can say is, if poverty is just a state of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 24, 2017 at 8:44pm — 7 Comments

Melania Denies Trump Hand Holding Second Straight Day

Melania Denies Trump Hand Holding Second Straight Day:  First Lady Melania Trump has once again denied her husband’s attempt to hold her hand for a second day in a row on their overseas tour.  Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt.  It may just be his hand is so small, she didn’t even notice it.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 23, 2017 at 8:48pm — No Comments

Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates

Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates:   A new study shows the supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park is actually about 2.5 times larger than previous estimates, suggesting that an eruption could very well doom all of humanity.  Scientists theorize it would be nearly impossible for most life forms to survive such a cataclysmic event, with the possible exception of cockroaches or perhaps a few of the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 22, 2017 at 8:59pm — No Comments

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait:  Twelve of the nation's most revered portrait artists-including the woman who painted Presidents Barack Obama and George Bush - have refused the White House's invitation to capture Mr. Trump on canvas.  

Gee, I have a friend who paints houses part…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 21, 2017 at 9:07pm — 2 Comments

Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems

Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems:  A new study determined that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem later on in life.  So next time your kids won’t stop blabbing away, its probably not a good idea to give them a beer to get them to shut up.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 20, 2017 at 9:30pm — 3 Comments

Trump Boasted About Firing Nut Job Comey to Russians

Trump Boasted About Firing Nut Job Comey to Russians:  A new bombshell report claims that during his meeting with Russian government officials last week, President Donald Trump boasted to them that he had just fired former FBI Director James Comey, whom he had described to the Russians as a “nut job.”  I think President Trump’s may be a bit confused on that one.  I don’t believe a "nut job” has anything to do with former FBI Director Comey, I’m pretty sure a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 19, 2017 at 9:56pm — No Comments

Researchers Say Dinosaurs Nearly Missed Surviving Extinction

Researchers Say Dinosaurs Nearly Missed Surviving Extinction:  An international team of researchers claim that had the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs slammed into the planet just a few minutes earlier or later, it would have hit in the ocean and not had the devastating consequences it had for the beasts.  Scientists say a few minutes either way and the asteroid would have most likely instead struck downtown Cleveland - and not even the most ferocious…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 18, 2017 at 9:16pm — 3 Comments

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie:  A Texas man is suing the date he met online for the $17.31 movie ticket price because she was texting during a showing of Guardians of the Galaxy at a local Austin theater.  The woman’s defense is that if President Trump can conduct US foreign policy on his cellphone and Twitter, why shouldn’t she be able to text during a Guardians of the Galaxy movie?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 17, 2017 at 8:14pm — 2 Comments

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie:  A Texas man is suing the date he met online for the $17.31 movie ticket price because she was texting while during a showing of Guardians of the Galaxy at a local Austin theater.  The woman’s defense is that if President Trump can conduct US foreign policy on his cellphone and Twitter, why shouldn’t she be able to text during a Guardians of the Galaxy movie?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 17, 2017 at 7:35pm — No Comments

Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy

Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy:  The New Yorker reports that President Trump says he considers exercise to be misguided and bad for people - arguing that a person is similar to a battery, born with a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes that energy.

Although oddly enough,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 16, 2017 at 9:30pm — 7 Comments

Miss USA Claims Healthcare is a Privilege - Not a Right

Miss USA Claims Healthcare is a Privilege - Not a Right:  The new Miss USA, Kára McCullough, created a huge controversy after responding to a healthcare question by saying she felt that “health care is a ‘privilege, not a right.”  Then I hope I’m privileged, because people who think like her really make me sick.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 15, 2017 at 9:56pm — 3 Comments

Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument

Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument:  A group of torch-wielding protestors, led by self-proclaimed white nationalist Richard Spencer, chanted slogans like “you will not replace us” while demonstrating against plans to remove a Confederate monument to Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville, Virginia.  Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he just doesn’t understand what anyone would have against Gen. Lee, adding that you can…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2017 at 9:38pm — 4 Comments

Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found

Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found:  Researchers are studying the remains of a Dreadnoughtus, a four-legged beast with a long neck, a powerful 29-foot tail, who’s total length stretched about 85 feet and weighed about 65 tons, seven times the weight of the largest male African elephant alive today.  Scientists say if something like this were alive today, you’d probably find it roaming the aisles of Walmart in stretch pants and a halter…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 13, 2017 at 10:15pm — 2 Comments

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