Johnny Robish's Blog – April 2018 Archive (24)

Sources Say John Kelly Called President Trump an Idiot

Sources Say John Kelly Called President Trump an Idiot:  Though he is denying it, eight current and former White House officials are claiming that White House chief of staff John Kelly is eroding morale in the West Wing, makes insulting comments about the president's intelligence and casts…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 30, 2018 at 8:36pm — 3 Comments

NRA to Ban Firearms When Pence Speaks at Their Meeting

NRA to Ban Firearms When Pence Speaks at Their Meeting:  Parkland students and others are crying hypocrisy after the National Rifle Association (NRA) - who’s working motto has always been we need more “good guys” with guns around - has decided there should be no firearms allowed when Vice…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 29, 2018 at 8:08pm — 4 Comments

Bill Gates Warns of Pandemic That Could Harm 33 Million

Bill Gates Warns of Pandemic That Could Harm 33 Million:  Bill Gates says the U.S. and other world governments are falling short in preparing the world population for the “significant probability of a large modern-day pandemic occurring in our lifetimes.”  Gates went on to add that if we don’t contain this treat now, its quite possible the majority of computers…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 27, 2018 at 8:34pm — 8 Comments

Amazon Doubles Profits - Then Hikes Prime Membership Fees

Amazon Doubles Profits - Then Hikes Prime Membership Fees:  After announcing that profits more than doubled in the first quarter, Amazon said they will be hiking their fees of the popular Amazon Prime service by 20% to $119 a year.  Profits double and they’re raising their Prime membership fees?  Good grief, Jeff Bezos is the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 26, 2018 at 8:04pm — 15 Comments

Amazon to Start Offering In-Car Deliveries

Amazon to Start Offering In-Car Deliveries:  In a deal with General Motors Co. and Volvo which will give its couriers access to potentially millions of vehicles in 37 U.S. markets, Amazon announced it will now start delivering packages right to your car.  Analysts say this service will be perfect for those busy professionals who are sick and tired of listening to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 24, 2018 at 10:10pm — 2 Comments

Aliens on Super-Earth Planets May Be Trapped by Gravity

Aliens on Super-Earth Planets May Be Trapped by Gravity:  Researchers say that while so-called super-earths may be the most likely class of exoplanets to support life, the gravity on them would be so powerful, it would make it very unlikely any beings on them would even be able to leave their planet.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 23, 2018 at 8:52pm — 2 Comments

Sylvester Stallone Asks Trump To Pardon Boxer Jack Johnson

Sylvester Stallone Asks Trump To Pardon Boxer Jack Johnson:  After receiving a phone call from his loyal supporter Sylvester Stallone, President Trump tweeted that he’s now considering issuing a presidential pardon for former heavyweight boxing champion Jack Johnson, who was convicted under the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 21, 2018 at 8:02pm — 2 Comments

Michelle Pfeiffer Lived on Tomato Soup and Marlboros for Scarface

Michelle Pfeiffer Lived on Tomato Soup and Marlboros for Scarface:  During a recent interview, Michelle Pfeiffer revealed that during her career-making role as Elvira Hancock in the 1983 film “Scarface,” she subsisted solely on a diet of “tomato soup and Marlboros” to play the part of the cocaine-addicted character.  Are you kidding? She still looks emaciated to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 20, 2018 at 8:48pm — 1 Comment

Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel

Germany Opens World's First All Sex Doll Brothel:  A bizarre sex-doll brothel named “Bordoll” has just opened in Germany, where patrons pay $101 per hour for a session and brothel management claims 70 percent of their patrons are repeat customers.  Good grief, sounds like even more jobs lost to robots.  On a positive note, if…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 19, 2018 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

Ugandan Dictator Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex

Ugandan Dictator Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex:  In a recent speech, socially conservative evangelical leader and Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni indicated he wants to ban oral sex, reminding citizens that “the mouth is for eating.” …

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 18, 2018 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un

CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un:  The Washington Post is re[porting that CIA Director Mike Pompeo secretly met with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un over the Easter weekend.  Now about the only question that remains to be answered is - can they convince Kim to agree to offer Trump asylum after the Mueller investigation closes…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 17, 2018 at 8:27pm — 2 Comments

Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered

Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered:  An asteroid estimated to be at least 150 feet in diameter made an alarmingly close pass to Earth, just hours after it was first observed by astronomers.  After the news broke, people across the globe immediately demanded to know why Morgan Freeman didn’t bother to make some sort of announcement.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 16, 2018 at 10:26pm — 4 Comments

Opiate Abuse Causes Spike in US Hard Drug Usage

Opiate Abuse Causes Spike in US Hard Drug Usage:  A new government survey found that “hard drug” use among Americans is increasing dramatically, which experts attribute to an increase in opioid abuse.  I guess it all comes done to how you define “hard drugs.”  Now for law enforcement - I suppose it means drugs like heroin or…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 15, 2018 at 10:04pm — 1 Comment

Smithsonian Publishes Controversial Article on Jellyfish

Smithsonian Publishes Controversial Article on Jellyfish:  An article in Smithsonian Magazine claims that jellyfish are essentially a boneless, bloodless and brainless species whose mouth also doubles as their anus.  Now I have no idea what the Smithsonian has against jellyfish, but this is the kind of hurtful name-calling is not exactly what one would expect from a respected scientific journal and it needs to stop now.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 14, 2018 at 9:00pm — No Comments

Green-Haired Turtle that Breathes Through Genitals Added to Endangered List

Green-Haired Turtle that Breathes Through Genitals Added to Endangered List:  The Mary River turtle of Queensland, Australia, which breaths through its genitals and sports a punky green Mohican hairdo, has been placed on a new list of the most vulnerable reptile species on the planet.  Now, of course, we’ve all known people who talk out of their ass, but come on -…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 13, 2018 at 6:26pm — 1 Comment

Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper:  A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 12, 2018 at 8:55pm — 5 Comments

Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexa Listen to Our Conversations

Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexa Listen to Our Conversations:  Amazon has filed for a controversial patent that could allow its Echo devices to one day listen in on our conversations in order to “assist us with user recommendations for…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 11, 2018 at 8:30pm — 7 Comments

Trump Labels FBI Raid on Cohen’s Office a Witch Hunt

Trump Labels FBI Raid on Cohen’s Office a Witch Hunt:  FBI agents have conducted a raid on the office of President Donald Trump’s longtime personal attorney Michael Cohen, which prompted the President to describe it as a “disgraceful situation” and a “total witch hunt.”  Well, Trump’s certainly right about it being a "disgraceful situation,” but fortunately for all of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 9, 2018 at 8:08pm — 2 Comments

Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California

Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California - and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 8, 2018 at 5:25pm — 4 Comments

Trump Tower Fire Leaves One Dead and Four Injured

Trump Tower Fire Leaves One Dead and Four Injured:  A 67-year-old man has been killed and four firefighters injured in a fast-moving fire that broke out on the 50th floor of the Trump Tower in Manhattan.  

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 7, 2018 at 8:22pm — 5 Comments

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