Johnny Robish's Blog – February 2018 Archive (23)

White House Communications Director Hope Hicks Resigning

White House Communications Director Hope Hicks Resigning:  Just one day after testifying in front of the House Intelligence Committee and acknowledging having told little “white lies” for President Trump, White House Communications Director Hope Hicks is resigning.  This has some analysts wondering whether the Administration will be able to find another such loyal and trusted employee as Hicks.  Hell, if you ask me - that’s the least of their concerns. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 28, 2018 at 9:00pm — 6 Comments

Jared Kushner Loses Top-Secret Security Clearance

Jared Kushner Loses Top-Secret Security Clearance:  Politico is reporting that White House senior advisor Jared Kushner has had his top security clearance downgraded.

A Kushner spokesperson downplayed the change in status, pointing out that his security clearance has simply been downgraded from…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 27, 2018 at 8:22pm — 3 Comments

Trump Claims He Would Rescue Students Without Weapon

Trump Claims He Would Rescue Students Without Weapon:  President Trump renewed his criticism of an armed sheriff’s deputy who failed to enter a high school in Parkland, Florida, during a mass shooting this month, saying he would have run into the building even if he did not possess a weapon.  Good for him, because as we all know - about the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun - is a bad President without one.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 26, 2018 at 9:28pm — No Comments

New “Poop Pill” Could Help Infection Victims

NewPoop Pill” Could Help Infection Victims:  Scientists say a "poop pill" - a capsule that contains fecal microbes from a family member - may hold the key to healing an infection that kills 14,000 Americans and sickens more than a half-million each year.  Geez, as if most of us don’t already take enough crap from our families, now someone invented a pill for that?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 24, 2018 at 9:39pm — 1 Comment

FBI Looks Into Russian Funding of Trump Campaign Through NRA

FBI Looks Into Russian Funding of Trump Campaign Through NRA:  Its being reported that the FBI is investigating whether Russian banker Alexander Torshin, who has very close ties to Vladimir Putin, funneled money through the National Rifle Association (NRA) into Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.  Wow, it looks like the NRA may have been Putin a bunch of Russian money right in their pockets.  Its comforting to know the Russians are generous enough to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 23, 2018 at 10:01pm — 3 Comments

Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class

Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class:  President Donald Trump is reportedly proposing a plan that would award teachers with bonuses if they carry guns with them in class, which the President feels would be much cheaper than hiring armed security guards.  Hell, if its about saving money, why not just ship all our kids over to Afghanistan for school?  Teachers there are already armed - problem solved!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 22, 2018 at 9:30pm — 12 Comments

New Dinosaurs Being Discovered in Record Numbers

New Dinosaurs Being Discovered in Record Numbers:  Scientists say the frequency of new dinosaur discoveries has spiked dramatically in the past twenty years or so - and many of those new finds are dramatically changing everything we had previously thought we knew about these monstrous beasts.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 20, 2018 at 9:45pm — 2 Comments

Man's Flatulence Forces Plane to Make Emergency Landing

Man's Flatulence Forces Plane to Make Emergency Landing:  A Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna after two Dutch passengers picked a fight with another passenger - who wouldn’t stop breaking wind during the flight. 

Wow - sounds like…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 19, 2018 at 7:58pm — 4 Comments

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class:  The Environmental Protection Agency is refusing to release the written waiver that allows Administrator Scott Pruitt to fly regularly in first or business class for security reasons - a practice that sets him apart both from his predecessors and other current Cabinet members.  I get it - I mean, if you’re the head of an agency promoting a clean environment, the last thing you wanna do is be…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 18, 2018 at 11:31pm — 8 Comments

Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble

Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble:  Fox News host Laura Ingraham is being accused of racism after she replied to NBA star LeBron James’ statement that “Donald Trump doesn’t “give a f**k about the people” by saying athletes like him should stay out of politics and just “shut up and dribble.”  Now let’s see here, we have a loud-mouthed reality star, a bully, a pathological liar, a serial philanderer and misogynist and - possibly…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 17, 2018 at 8:58pm — 18 Comments

Trump Proposes Cutting 248 Meteorologists from Tornado Alley



Trump Proposes Cutting 248 Meteorologists from Tornado Alley:
  President Trump is proposing gutting the National Weather Service in an area of the country that depends on forecasters and meteorologists to protect them from extreme weather events such as tornados.  On a positive note, the President promised that should a horrific storm manage…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 15, 2018 at 10:32pm — 10 Comments

Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it's only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like - do you raise the kids to be iOS or…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 14, 2018 at 9:19pm — 6 Comments

Trump Lawyer Claims $130K Stormy Daniels Payout His Money

Trump Lawyer Claims $130K Stormy Daniels Payout His Money:  President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen is now claiming that the $130,000 payout to adult film actress Stormy Daniels came from his own pocket.  …

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 13, 2018 at 11:00pm — 4 Comments

Succotash Suffering Up Dramatically With Trump Budget Cuts

Succotash Suffering Up Dramatically With Trump Budget Cuts:  A new study out of the University of Saskatchewan in Canada has found that the number of suffering succotash in the United States has dramatically increased this past year, as succotash funding has all but dried up with the Trump Administration’s policy of benign neglect toward…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 12, 2018 at 11:30pm — No Comments

Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet

Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet:  Doctors in China say a man had been sitting on the toilet for half an hour playing mobile phone games when his rectum fell out of his body.  Doctors caution that while they expect the man to make a full recovery, this is another example of how people can really end up losing their ass - if all they do is just sit around, playing video games all day.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 10, 2018 at 10:18pm — 3 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western - set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute - as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars? …

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 9, 2018 at 10:13pm — 5 Comments

Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers

Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers:  In a recent interview with New York Magazine, famed music producer Quincy Jones claimed that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were lovers back in the 70’s and that Brando would screw just about anything, including a mailbox.  Well, perhaps its a good thing he’s dead then, because I’d hate to have to try and find a condom that’ll fit over my mailbox. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 8, 2018 at 10:32pm — 2 Comments

Trump Evangelical Guru Advises Forgoing Flu Shots for Prayer

Trump Evangelical Guru Advises Forgoing Flu Shots for Prayer:  Amid worst flu epidemic in over a decade, President Trump’s evangelical adviser Gloria Copeland is taking strong criticism after she put out a video advising people to skip getting flu shots and to instead “inoculate yourself with the word of God.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 7, 2018 at 8:52pm — 3 Comments

John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca

John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca:  In defending President Trump’s new immigration proposal, chief of staff John Kelly implied that many Dreamers may have been just “too lazy to get off their asses” to go and sign up for the protection.  In defending Kelly’s statement, Congressional Republicans are quick to point out that anyone who’s observed President Trump’s work ethic as closely as John Kelly has, ought to have a pretty good…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 6, 2018 at 9:08pm — No Comments

Trump Accuses Dems of Treason for Not Applauding His Speech

Trump Accuses Dems of Treason for Not Applauding His Speech:  In what many are calling a stunning statement for a sitting US President to make, President Trump suggested in a recent speech that Democrats who didn’t vigorously applaud him during his State of the Union could be considered…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 5, 2018 at 9:00pm — 12 Comments

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