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Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays

Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays:  Pastor Ben Bailey of the Central Church of Christ in McMinnville, Tennessee is blaming “liberal society” for banning the stoning of gay people here in the US.  Why that’s just crazy talk!  I know for a fact there are gays in Colorado and Washington state getting stoned this very moment.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 16, 2015 at 8:30pm — 12 Comments

Trump Woos Kids With Helicopter Rides At Iowa State Fair

Trump Woos Kids With Helicopter Rides At Iowa State Fair:  While he was making an appearance at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, Donald Trump became a big hit with the kids by offering them rides in his $7 million Sikorsky S-76 helicopter helicopter.  Because nothing says I support the middle class like a $7 million helicopter.  And since its Iowa, I assume that parents have not yet seen the need to caution their children to never accept helicopter rides from…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 15, 2015 at 9:05pm — 5 Comments

Study Looks at Drinking Alcohol While Dieting

Study Looks at Drinking Alcohol While Dieting:  Researchers say moderation is the key to that age-old question of whether you can drink alcohol while dieting and still lose weight.  You bet you can!  Why a steady diet of vodka, cocaine, Xanax and Marlboro Lights and you'll be in that beach body before you can utter the words “rehab!”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 14, 2015 at 9:28pm — 8 Comments

Megyn Kelly Surprises Viewers With Vacation Announcement

Megyn Kelly Surprises Viewers With Vacation Announcement:  Just days after Donald Trump accused her of having “blood coming out of her wherever” and promised to never appear on Fox News again, Megyn Kelly surprised her viewers by announcing that she’ll be going on an extended vacation.  And who can blame her?  I’m sure she needs plenty of time to allow all the hemorrhaging to abate.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 13, 2015 at 7:24pm — 7 Comments

Mysterious Inscription on Medieval Sword Baffles Historians

Mysterious Inscription on Medieval Sword Baffles Historians:  A 13th century medieval sword inscribed with a mysterious message is stumping researchers and causing a stir among armchair historians.  Now of course I’m no expert on medieval languages, but from what I can tell, it appears to either say “warning - sword fighting may be hazardous to your health” or "if you can read this, you’re way too close!”  Sadly, its rather difficult to read because the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 12, 2015 at 9:12pm — 8 Comments

Internet Buzzing Over Woman’s Image on Mars

Internet Buzzing Over Woman’s Image on Mars:  The internet is abuzz about a photo taken by the Mars Curiosity rover which appears to show the image of a woman on the Red Planet.  In response, NASA says whole idea that this could be a woman’s picture is ridiculous because everyone knows that MEN are from Mars and women are from Venus.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 11, 2015 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

Google Reorganizes Under the Name Alphabet

Google Reorganizes Under the Name Alphabet:  Google has announced that it’s now part of a new umbrella company called Alphabet, which will separate its core internet businesses (still called Google) from Google execs’ various side projects such a longevity research and self-driving cars.  So I’m guessing that with a company like Alphabet, in lieu of buying stock, you’d buy a vowel instead.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 10, 2015 at 8:50pm — 4 Comments

Two Tortoises End 115-Year Relationship

Two Tortoises End 115-Year Relationship:  Attendants at a zoo in Austria are baffled as to why a pair of giant tortoises who’ve been a couple for more than a century have suddenly split-up, with the female even taking a chunk out of her ex-mate’s shell.  Guess she just got fed up with him crawling back into his shell ever time she said “we need to talk.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 9, 2015 at 9:11pm — 4 Comments

Putin Lays Claim to the North Pole

Putin Lays Claim to the North Pole:  President Vladimir Putin is petitioning the United Nations for exclusive control over 463,000 square miles of the Arctic Ocean, which also includes a good portion of the North Pole.

Makes you wonder why Putin would want the North…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2015 at 8:30pm — 5 Comments

Father’s Age Linked to Autism and Schizophrenia Risk

Father’s Age Linked to Autism and Schizophrenia Risk:  Scientists report that older men are significantly more likely than young ones to father a child who develops autism or schizophrenia.  So if your “old man” is literally an old man - don’t be too surprised if you find yourself hearing voices.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 6, 2015 at 7:00pm — 5 Comments

Office Air Conditioning Is Biased Against Women

Office Air Conditioning Is Biased Against Women:  A new study is suggesting that temperature settings on office air conditioners may be biased against women.  I thought that could be the case after I noticed the settings on the thermostat read warm, cool and freeze bitch.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 5, 2015 at 8:55pm — 4 Comments

Drone Drops Drugs into Ohio Prison Recreation Yard

Drone Drops Drugs into Ohio Prison Recreation Yard:  Prison officials say a drone flew over and dropped a package of heroin, marijuana and tobacco into the recreation yard of an Ohio prison, sparking a fight among inmates trying to pick up the contraband.  If you ask me, Amazon is getting a bit too carried away with their same-day delivery service promise.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 4, 2015 at 9:15pm — 2 Comments

Psychiatric Group Votes to Label Nail Biting a Mental Disorder

Psychiatric Group Votes to Label Nail Biting a Mental Disorder:  The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has voted to classify nail biting as an addiction and a mental disorder.  Apparently the vote was quite close, but officials were reluctant to describe it as a “real nail biter.” …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 3, 2015 at 9:41pm — 4 Comments

Beaches in Eastern Australia Closed After Shark Sightings

Beaches in Eastern Australia Closed After Shark Sightings:  Officials closed several beaches at the tourist hub of Ballina in eastern Australia and are cautioning swimmers and surfers to stay out of the water following a serious attack on a surfer in the area.  Locals say these sharks could take a huge bite out of tourism.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 2, 2015 at 9:03pm — 4 Comments

Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo

Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo:  Police say an East Texas man who spotted an armadillo on his property, grabbed his .38 revolver and opened fire on the animal, but one of the three bullets ricocheted back and struck him right in the jaw.

Gee, I sure hope he’s OK - the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 1, 2015 at 7:21pm — 7 Comments

Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet

Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet:  The European Space Agency's probe Philae may be struggling to stay in touch, but still managed to find something very special - several organic molecules - including four never detected before on a comet, which are important building blocks of life.  In addition, the space agency vehemently denied rumors that the Philae probe may have also found debris from flight MH370.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 31, 2015 at 7:25pm — 5 Comments

Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well

Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well:  A 10-year study published in Business Insider found that many of the kids who were considered “cool” in high school ended up abusing alcohol and drugs, having trouble maintaining a steady, healthy relationship and often having problems with the law.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 30, 2015 at 8:54pm — 4 Comments

Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green

Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green:  Its being reported that California's drought is becoming so bad, that some homeowners have actually begun hiring contractors to paint their browning lawns green.  Great idea, and if it were my lawn, I’d get them to paint in a swimming pool and a jacuzzi while they’re at it.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 29, 2015 at 9:15pm — 6 Comments

Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth

Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth:  Presidential candidate Donald Trump claims he’s worth more than $10 billion, but a detailed analysis by of his wealth by Bloomberg News found that figure to be more in the neighborhood of $2.9 billion.  The bottom line is, it doesn’t really matter how much Trump is actually worth, because he’s absolutely priceless to the Democrats.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 28, 2015 at 8:39pm — 6 Comments

New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand

New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand:  Dozens of lions once used to entertain tourists at the MGM Grand Hotel have a new gig at the recently opened Lion Habitat Ranch near Henderson, Nev.  For anyone wishing to see the big cats in their new surroundings, there’s a small cover charge and a two elk minimum.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 27, 2015 at 9:09pm — 1 Comment

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