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Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo

Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo:  Police say an East Texas man who spotted an armadillo on his property, grabbed his .38 revolver and opened fire on the animal, but one of the three bullets ricocheted back and struck him right in the jaw.

Gee, I sure hope he’s OK - the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 1, 2015 at 7:21pm — 7 Comments

Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet

Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet:  The European Space Agency's probe Philae may be struggling to stay in touch, but still managed to find something very special - several organic molecules - including four never detected before on a comet, which are important building blocks of life.  In addition, the space agency vehemently denied rumors that the Philae probe may have also found debris from flight MH370.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 31, 2015 at 7:25pm — 5 Comments

Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well

Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well:  A 10-year study published in Business Insider found that many of the kids who were considered “cool” in high school ended up abusing alcohol and drugs, having trouble maintaining a steady, healthy relationship and often having problems with the law.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 30, 2015 at 8:54pm — 4 Comments

Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green

Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green:  Its being reported that California's drought is becoming so bad, that some homeowners have actually begun hiring contractors to paint their browning lawns green.  Great idea, and if it were my lawn, I’d get them to paint in a swimming pool and a jacuzzi while they’re at it.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 29, 2015 at 9:15pm — 6 Comments

Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth

Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth:  Presidential candidate Donald Trump claims he’s worth more than $10 billion, but a detailed analysis by of his wealth by Bloomberg News found that figure to be more in the neighborhood of $2.9 billion.  The bottom line is, it doesn’t really matter how much Trump is actually worth, because he’s absolutely priceless to the Democrats.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 28, 2015 at 8:39pm — 6 Comments

New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand

New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand:  Dozens of lions once used to entertain tourists at the MGM Grand Hotel have a new gig at the recently opened Lion Habitat Ranch near Henderson, Nev.  For anyone wishing to see the big cats in their new surroundings, there’s a small cover charge and a two elk minimum.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 27, 2015 at 9:09pm — 1 Comment

Man Bitten While Taking Selfie with Rattlesnake

Man Bitten While Taking Selfie with Rattlesnake:  A San Diego man who was attempting to take a selfie with rattlesnake, got bitten and now is facing $153,161.25 in hospital bills.  

Wow, with a hospital charging like that, it makes you…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 26, 2015 at 7:30pm — 9 Comments

San Francisco Experimenting With Urine-Repellant Paint

San Francisco Experimenting With Urine-Repellant Paint:  The smell of urine in some areas of San Francisco has become so strong, that the city’s Public Works agency is testing a new pee-repellant paint, so that anyone who urinates on the specially treated walls will get the spray splattered right…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 25, 2015 at 9:00pm — 12 Comments

NASA Says Earth-Like Planet Discovered

NASA Says Earth-Like Planet Discovered:  NASA scientists announced that they’ve discovered an Earth-like planet some 1,400 light-years away orbiting in a habitable zone of a G2-type star similar to the sun.  While on the surface this sounds like great news, astronomers caution that even if the planet happens to be populated with intelligent beings, we'd probably hate their music.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 24, 2015 at 8:45pm — 3 Comments

Three Men Struck by Lightening at Florida Nude Beach

Three Men Struck by Lightening at Florida Nude Beach:  The Miami Herald reports that three men have been hospitalized after being struck by lightning at Haulover Beach in Miami, which is America’s largest public nude beach.  Wow, sounds like one hell of a weenie roast!  Despite the nudity, Florida officials say they see no reason to categorize the lightening as a sex offender.  Officials further added that this incident probably wouldn’t have happened had…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 23, 2015 at 9:26pm — 3 Comments

Hawking Announces $100 Million Hunt for Alien Life

Hawking Announces $100 Million Hunt for Alien Life:  Famed physicist Stephen Hawking and Russian tycoon Yuri Milner held a news conference in London announcing their new project called Breakthrough Listen, which will invest $100 million and a lot of brainpower into the search for intelligent extraterrestrial life.  Hawking says that if they do find extraterrestrials who are not considered intelligent, they will immediately be placed in a “No Extraterrestrial…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 22, 2015 at 8:50pm — 3 Comments

Pat Robertson Warns Supreme Court Will OK Sex With Animals

Pat Robertson Warns Supreme Court Will OK Sex With Animals:  Pat Robertson is predicting on his 700 Club that the recent Supreme Court same-sex marriage ruling will eventually lead to humans being legally allowed to have sex with animals.  In related news, a 700 Club spokesperson confirmed that Robertson has just purchased a farm in rural Virginia.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 21, 2015 at 9:30pm — 5 Comments

Shock as Aussie Surf Pro Fights Off Shark Attack

Shock as Aussie Surf Pro Fights Off Shark Attack:  Australian surf champion Mick Fanning is lucky to be alive after being attacked by a great white shark who knocked Fanning off his board as he battled to fend the animal off in images shown on live TV.  As they say, Australian surfers - the other white meat.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 20, 2015 at 9:08pm — 4 Comments

Farmers Arrested for Running Sheep Brothel in Wales

Farmers Arrested for Running Sheep Brothel in Wales:  Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running a Sheep brothel in Swansea, Wales through a website that let people select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.  The whole idea just sounds completely insane to me, but then again, I’m allergic to wool.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 19, 2015 at 7:48pm — 2 Comments

Rare Thunderstorms Hit Los Angeles Area

Rare Thunderstorms Hit Los Angeles Area:  We’re actually having thunderstorms here in LA this evening - which I suppose is all fun and games until one of our celebrities ends up having all the thunder stolen out from under them.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 18, 2015 at 7:09pm — 3 Comments

God Tells Scientists There’s Nothing to See Here on Pluto

Its being reported that, just as the New Horizons spacecraft was approaching Pluto, God approached a group of NASA scientists and essentially told them “there’s nothing to see here folks - keep moving.”  

While NASA has a policy on not commenting directly on the Lord’s remarks,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 17, 2015 at 8:32pm — 3 Comments

Costco Removes Dinosaur Cakes After 666 Complaint

Costco Removes Dinosaur Cakes After 666 Complaint: Costco says they’ve removed a line of dinosaur cakes from their Mesa store after a woman who bought one of the cakes for her son’t birthday complained that the area which was supposed to be the dinosaur’s legs looked as if it was also saying 666. I guess if you’re a dinosaur, that’s one way to avoid being eaten. Now I’m no baker, but obviously must have been a Devil’s Food Cake. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 16, 2015 at 7:43pm — 7 Comments

Embattled SeaWorld Accused of Infiltrating PETA

Embattled SeaWorld Accused of Infiltrating PETA:  The animal rights group PETA is claiming that SeaWorld sent an employee on secret missions to infiltrate events organized by the group in an attempt to undermine its work.  

A PETA spokesperson said they suspected right away that…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 15, 2015 at 7:53pm — 1 Comment

Nudist Resort Owners Charged With Water Theft in California

Nudist Resort Owners Charged With Water Theft in California:  Two female proprietors of a nudist resort in drought-stricken Northern California are pleading not guilty to felony charges of illegally diverting water from a nearby creek to feed their property.

Sounds like these guys really got…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 14, 2015 at 7:17pm — 4 Comments

Scientists Study Aardvark Behavior

Scientists Study Aardvark Behavior:  Researchers say a young aardvark will typically stay with its family for only 6-months before they move out on their own.  And who can blame them?  Who wants to live with a bunch of frigging Aardvarks? …

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 13, 2015 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

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