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Alaska Airlines to Dissolve Virgin America by 2019

Alaska Airlines to Dissolve Virgin America by 2019:  Alaska Airlines announced that it will fully absorb the California-based carrier Virgin America into its Alaska Airlines brand and Virgin America will exist no more by 2019.  Probably a smart move when you consider that by the year 2019, there won’t be enough virgins left in America to keep the airline profitable anyway.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 23, 2017 at 8:28pm — No Comments

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade:  E-mails obtained via the Freedom of Information Act show President Trump’s White House transition staff wanted the Pentagon to display a show of military tactical vehicles for his inaugural parade.  Hell - forget about Putin, this guy wants to bring back Khrushchev and Brezhnev.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 22, 2017 at 11:30pm — 2 Comments

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information - cementing her role as a powerful White House influence - even though…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 21, 2017 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

Kea Parrots Can Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh

Kea Parrots Can Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh:  The highly intelligent Kea parrot has a specific call, that - like human laughter - puts other parrots that hear it in a good mood, making it the first known non-mammal to show contagious emotion.  In fact, the parrots have been found to be so good at getting laughs, several have already been booked in prominent Las Vegas nightclubs for the summer.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 20, 2017 at 9:21pm — 2 Comments

Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole

Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole:  A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested after police say she shot her husband following an argument over her burning a casserole.  Police say after talking to neighbors, they kind of understand why she may have wanted to shoot her husband, but add that that still doesn’t let her off the hook for burning the casserole.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 19, 2017 at 9:13pm — 6 Comments

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand:  The media is abuzz over a video which appears to show President Trump refusing to shake hands after his meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  Give the man a break - maybe he was just put-off by how big her hands are!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 18, 2017 at 9:49pm — No Comments

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Appointed to Justice Department

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Appointed to Justice Department:  Donald Trump will soon name top White House adviser Kellyanne Conway's husband, George, to lead the Justice Department's civil division.  One thing’s for sure, you can bet your bottom dollar that as soon as he assumes the post, all microwaves are gonna be removed from employee cafeterias.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 17, 2017 at 8:37pm — 4 Comments

Woman's Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Woman's Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman's face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

Trump Oklahoma Campaign Chair Busted in Motel With Underage Boy

Trump Oklahoma Campaign Chair Busted in Motel With Underage Boy:  State Senator and former Oklahoma Trump campaign chair Ralph Shortey, a family values Heartland Baptist Bible College graduate who is known for his bill to ban fetuses in food, is facing numerous charges after he was…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 12:01am — 7 Comments

Sean Spicer Says You Can Trust Trump If He’s Not Joking

Sean Spicer Says You Can Trust Trump If He’s Not Joking:  Peter Alexander of NBC News asked White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer whether people should trust the president to tell the truth, to which Spicer said “yes they can, unless he’s joking.”  Which is kind of an interesting response considering that as far as I can tell, the whole Trump presidency is basically a joke.  Let’s put it this way, if Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would stretch all the way…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 14, 2017 at 9:57pm — No Comments

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 13, 2017 at 10:32pm — 12 Comments

Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft

Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft:  In an ongoing battle with Katy Perry after she revealed she intends to purchase a former convent put up for sale by the Catholic Church, some of the nuns of the conservative Order of the Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary say they don’t approve of the singer’s lifestyle (read - she supports the LGBTQ community) and are now claiming that she is actually a witch.  Wow, what century are we in again?  I bet…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 12, 2017 at 11:01pm — No Comments

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan:  A new photograph taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, shows a close-up of Saturn’s elusive and odd looking moon “Pan,” prompting some to call the object “space ravioli.”  Humm, Pan-fried space ravioli?  While it does sound rather good, I seriously doubt if its worth going all the way to Saturn for.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 11, 2017 at 10:09pm — No Comments

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks - including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure - especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn't give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 10, 2017 at 11:00pm — 3 Comments

WikiLeaks Claims CIA can Spy on You Through Your TV

WikiLeaks Claims CIA can Spy on You Through Your TV:  The latest release from WikiLeaks claims the CIA has a plethora of tools which they can use to hack a variety of everyday devices – from phones, to cars, to televisions – reminding us of the fragile state of Internet security.  I don’t know about my TV, but I’m pretty sure the government may be spying on me through my blowdryer.  Hell, every time I turn it on, I feel a blast of hot air.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 9, 2017 at 11:12pm — 3 Comments

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants:  In his first speech as the new secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), Dr Ben Carson referred to slaves brought to the United States against their will as "immigrants," drawing quick condemnation from civil rights groups who cast his remarks as offensive.  Now I’m no expert on immigration, but I’m sensing those would be about the only “immigrants” in history who would beg to get…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 7, 2017 at 10:28pm — 4 Comments

Thai Surgeons Remove 915 Coins Swallowed by Sea Turtle

Thai Surgeons Remove 915 Coins Swallowed by Sea Turtle:  Veterinarians in Bangkok have operated on the 25-year-old female green sea turtle to remove 915 coins that had been fed to the turtle by tourists seeking good luck.

That’s just crazy! …

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 6, 2017 at 10:44pm — 1 Comment

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 5, 2017 at 9:41pm — No Comments

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped:  In a blast of really bizarre early morning tweets, President Trump claimed that former President Obama had him wiretapped at Trump Tower just before the election.  Sources say the President found the wiretap device planted just under the drawer where he stores former President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.  And while intelligence agencies are calling the allegations ridiculous, they’ve refused to rule out the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 4, 2017 at 10:30pm — 2 Comments

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice:  Arnold Schwarzenegger has issued a statement stating he is leaving NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, suggesting the show has too much baggage because Donald Trump is still involved with the show.  Gee, I wonder if that means he’ll will be leaving the US too?  Word has it Trump is now deeply involved with that too. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 3, 2017 at 8:38pm — 4 Comments

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