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Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist

Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist:  President Trump's controversial chief strategist Steve Bannon is leaving the White House, in another major staff shakeup announced at the close of yet another tumultuous week in Washington.  Wow, talk about draining the swamp.  On a positive note, now Bannon will be free to start drinking his bourbon in the morning.  Hell, the way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump decides to fire himself.  Of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2017 at 9:39pm — No Comments

White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid

White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid:  Dating site OkCupid has announced they have banned white supremacist leader Chris Cantwell for life after learning he was a member of the popular dating website.  Luckily for Cantwell, there’s a dating site called OKStupid which is tailor-made for the dating needs of people like him.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 17, 2017 at 9:03pm — 8 Comments

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring - lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard - wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 16, 2017 at 9:41pm — 2 Comments

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must've taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 15, 2017 at 8:48pm — 1 Comment

Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague

Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague:  Fleas in two Arizona counties have tested positive for carrying bubonic plague, an infectious disease that took the lives of millions of people in the Middle Ages.  Health officials are urging Arizona residents to - if possible - avoid these fleas and ticks like the plague. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 14, 2017 at 10:32pm — 5 Comments

White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups

White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups:  In response to criticism for failing to directly condemn the hate groups involved in the Charlottesville alt-right rally that ended with three dead, the White House issued a statement which basically said the President meant them too.  In all fairness, the President was quick to point out that the killer was clearly not a very courteous driver.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 13, 2017 at 9:17pm — 3 Comments

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally:  Former KKK leader David Duke and other White Nationalist leaders are striking out at President Trump for condemning the violence at the White Nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, reminding the President…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 12, 2017 at 8:30pm — 5 Comments

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 11, 2017 at 8:50pm — No Comments

GOP Senator Suggests Brain Tumor Contributed to McCain’s No Vote

GOP Senator Suggests Brain Tumor Contributed to McCain’s No Vote:  Republican Sen. Ron Johnson is suggesting that Sen John McCain’s vote against the “skinny repeal” of Obamacare last month may have been because McCain’s brain tumor affected his judgment.  When I first saw this story, I thought perhaps its the good senator and not McCain who’s the one with the head injury, or maybe he just does all his thinking with his Johnson.  But now that I think about it,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 10, 2017 at 8:45pm — 4 Comments

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 9, 2017 at 9:06pm — 4 Comments

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea:  President Trump gave his most direct and poignant warning toward North Korea yet, warning that the rogue nation had “best not make any more threats to the United States,” or “they will be met with fire and fury like the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2017 at 8:47pm — 3 Comments

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment:  Fox News host and contributor Eric Bolling tweeted his appreciation to those who’ve supported him after he was suspended from Fox for sexting and harassing female colleagues.  A grateful Bolling tweeted “Overwhelmed by all the support I have received.  Thank you.  Look forward to sending each and every one of you a close-up pic of my junk asap.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 7, 2017 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid:  Vice President Mike Pence is calling a New York Times report that says he’s quietly laying the groundwork for a possible presidential run in 2020 "laughable and absurd.”  Guess that may explain why Trump’s been feeling a bit “pensive” lately.  But come on, this story is just plain nonsense.  Everyone knows Pence will be President by 2018.  Fun Fact - Pence will become our first President since the 19th…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 6, 2017 at 9:10pm — No Comments

New Pics Emerge of Shirtless Putin on Vacation

New Pics Emerge of Shirtless Putin on Vacation:  Just as President Trump is about to head off on a 17-day vacation, pictures are emerging of Russian President Vladimir Putin diving, fishing and sun bathing shirtless, while on vacation in Siberia.  Looking at these pics makes me think that our President needs to be Putin more time in the gym.  By the way, is that a body I see floating in the water behind Putin’s boat?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 5, 2017 at 9:07pm — 2 Comments

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures:  The Huffington Post is reporting that Fox News host Eric Bolling sexted pictures of male genitalia to at least three female colleagues.  Gee, I’ve heard of butt failing, but not dick dialing.  Ironically, those who’ve seen the pics described it as looking somewhat like a man’s penis, only much smaller.  Now the question remains, could this possibly be the “Bolling Green Massacre” Kellyanne Conway was…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 4, 2017 at 10:09pm — 2 Comments

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich:  According to a new study, the so-called “Mediterranean diet” - rich in fruits, vegetables, fish and whole grains and world-famous for being heart-healthy, only seems to provide cardiovascular advantages to the wealthy and highly educated.  In response, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos is urging all America’s young people who wish to live healthy lives to study hard, attend only the most prestigious…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 3, 2017 at 9:07pm — 3 Comments

White House Admits Trump Weighed In on Son's Misleading Statement

White House Admits Trump Weighed In on Son's Misleading Statement:  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted that President Trump "weighed in" on the misleading statement issued by his son, but denied that the President dictated his son's statement.  Hell, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that if you want Trump to own up to writing the statement, all you have to do is tell him it was “brilliantly written.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 2, 2017 at 8:56pm — 4 Comments

Trump Tells Golfing Buddies White House is a Real Dump

Trump Tells Golfing Buddies White House is a Real Dump:  Many are up in arms after President Donald Trump reportedly told a group of his golfing buddies at his New Jersey golf club that the reason he frequents his properties so often is because "the White House is a real dump.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 1, 2017 at 9:43pm — 15 Comments

Anthony Scaramucci Out as White House Communications Director

Anthony Scaramucci Out as White House Communications Director:  President Trump has removed Anthony Scaramucci from his position as White House communications director, just days after Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other members of the president’s senior…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 31, 2017 at 9:38pm — 9 Comments

Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions

Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions:  In response to new U.S. sanctions, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered that the U.S. diplomatic missions in Moscow and elsewhere in the country will have to cut 755 staff members.  Putin said under his new directive, senior diplomatic staff will be cut with sharp, pointy objects, while lower functionaries will only receive paper cuts.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 30, 2017 at 8:27pm — 5 Comments

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