About this time two years ago my girlfriend found a kitten while walking Jack, our dog. To hear her tell, it was lying in deepish grass in a school yard, or church, near the road, far from where any responsible kitten should have been at that age in the ghetto.
I was on the front porch when Asia returned from the walk as I often was in the torpid summer o'15. She opened her hand and there was this moist mottled mess, no more than four inches, covered in fleas, eyes…Continue
I worked for these two women, see, and they seemed nice enough. Appeared to be a couple, and with a little blonde baby girl even which did pique my curiosity I have to admit, the origin of the child .. but I never asked because none of my business and who really cares besides family. I'm just the contractor. So we built this thing ...…Continue
'TIS it for the birds, or for I, dear Anvil, that we plant weather vane with iron arrow and black oil seed dispenser yon?
'TIS FOR I!
But sir, we are of great service to the bird,…Continue
I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I've kept the movie rolling
But the story's getting old now, oh yeah
I am a great photographer, not to brag. Is what it is, isn't it. Kitty says HI. I am also a cat whisperer.
But that's not what this is about.
In less than an hour I/we are heading back to the lake captured expertly below by moi, and I'm excited.
Have a nice weekend my…Continue
Actually it's Asia's grandson.
He is a small human.
are the only pigs Jack the dog can tolerate
Oinkies are $9.22 per twenty at Menards, a bit less at Wal-Mart, not available at many spots
I went to Menards today, in Beltone, for one reason, they have rough cedar and I needed one, but there was zero stock, so
So strange, driving with my brother in Michigan, going to see a movie, called Michigan. We were by Lake Michigan. It seemed the edge of a glacial fault and precipice; we were on the downslope. Me especially. By this time I'd lost my brother, and my glasses. More and more water came over the edge. I found myself, at first ankle deep, up to near groin and being swept down the granite, but there was a black iron…Continue
Big Ass Video.
My new faborite
Sunday Sunday Sunday is a bad day to blog so I'll leave you with this ... me, back to modular mini thumpers out the window on Pandora, garden weaseling like a madman, hard ground, making suitable for the canabus et cetera
The author of this piece is the adult furthest right in this picture. He is my cousin Scott Dakota. I am in yellow, another cousin of the long lost kind to my left, Bill, half…Continue
I have clear memory of being a young child, pensive in the dentists' chair, him with jet black hair, overly large head, glasses, good teeth. He said "so, how are the prettiest choppers in town doing?" Yes, he asked my teeth a question, but they were shy so remained silent. My teeth must have felt like a pair of nice breasts when some perv asked "well hello, what's your name?" This happened to a girl I knew later in life---she answered "uh, they don't have a name, or .. names.…Continue
This table, this table, and chairs, I bought when the second invasion of Iraq was still fresh and fun.
2003-ish, Montgomery Ward closeout sale. Many children have no memory of Montgomery Ward ya know. Table and three chairs. The chairs were available individually and three people in the family. On a budget we was and fuck the guests anyway,…Continue
Yes, sort of an extension of the comment feed from my last publication of much import here.
I mentioned that the power washer was out---that I was working over the ancient Indonesian hardwood deck furniture acquired cheap from Montgomery Ward when they were shuttering the doors ... for the season upcoming dontchaknow.…Continue
Friday, I was driving sick, south to work at highway speed plus, crack of noon impending. A one hour job .. one hour for one man, and I even had an assistant, so it couldn't be an easier little cash gig, replacing a cedar deck post.
Been desperately trying to quit smoking once and for all, so a potent 21mg nicpatch was affixed left-near-nipple, for power absorption. I had eaten red grapes and drank strong coffee, then hustled around because pre-lunch arrival had been promised, and you…Continue
Alrighty then, the old billionaire bag Betsy [whose brother Erik Prince ran Blackwater, stealing billions of taxpayer dollars murdering Muslims in service of THE REAL GOD--all I really know about her] is confirmed as education secretary. I've noted my own feelings on the subject, to myself that is, one of revulsion. What makes this rich witch qualified…Continue
It occurred to me today, one of those memories from what the hell was that, that when I was a small child I was sure that SELDOM was the discouraging word in Home On the Range.
My West Virginia grandma played ukulele and sang that song when I was a itty bitty baby, with a truly mournful feel, or that was my take. She was 36 when I was born, drove a red Mustang convertible, her and the spoiled curly baby boy, me. Everyone thought she was me mum. We were a hillbilly…Continue