Marilyn sands's Blog (163)

Mrs. MUELLER'S WONKISH BEDROOM TAPES - Unredacted!

Even in the heat of passion - Ann Mueller did her civic duty & taped her husband Bob for clues to his baffling syntactic Report in the now infamous Bedroom Tapes...…

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Added by marilyn sands on June 15, 2019 at 8:30am — 8 Comments

SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Saying Your Prayers with Hannity!

New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News anchor, Sean Hannity like to chat on the phone before bedtime & their last call went something like this...…

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Added by marilyn sands on May 18, 2018 at 8:00am — 8 Comments

"On Hannity - GIULIANI TAKES THE CANNOLI"!

A hotel telemarketer catches 'Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth' in another weak moment.

After a special appearance…

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Added by marilyn sands on May 7, 2018 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

STORMY'S 60 MINUTES OF FAME - with her tally of 'Going Rate' fees!

You saw the Show - c'mon, you know you did.

But, you…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 21, 2018 at 8:00am — 7 Comments

"WAITING FOR MUELLER"...a Tragicomedy (with apologies to Playwright Samuel Beckett)

The story in which 2 characters, Vladimir & Donald wait for the arrival of someone named Mueller who never arrives...or it just seems…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 12, 2018 at 12:00am — 12 Comments

"I FELT THE EARTH MOVE...& I was on an On-Line Dating Site"

What was I doing yesterday when I felt the 5.3 earthquake in Los Angeles at 12:29 pm? 

I was checking out a new admirer on a dating site - needless to say; all my 'Deal…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 6, 2018 at 4:00pm — 6 Comments

"JUST FELT AN EARTHQUAKE TREMOR IN Los Angeles"!

I just felt an Earthquake tremor here in Los Angeles & it was stronger than most of them.

Looked it up immediately (luckily my computer worked, right?) & saw the epicenter was Channel Islands Beach, California

Must be nice to visit - but…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 5, 2018 at 1:04pm — 16 Comments

TRUMP BATTERED, TY COBB PLAYS BALL!

As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking 'long game'; but for us in the bleachers watching the 'Mueller Probe' - we've had our fill of sore butts, Nachos & Beer Breath!…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 4, 2018 at 2:19pm — 4 Comments

"MUELLER, HE WROTE" & Brenda Starr!

The 'He' is New York Times Reporter Michael Schmidt & White House Correspondent/NY Times…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 2, 2018 at 9:30am — 1 Comment

TRUMP'S Gimme Kimme BUCKET LIST!

Feeling the 'Mueller Squeeze'; Donald Trump goes on a last gasp mission to romance Kim Jong-Un with a (promising)…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 23, 2018 at 12:30pm — 8 Comments

"TOP TEN EXCUSES Why Trump's Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face"!

Since Donald Trump's legal team said that 'an in-person interview with Robert Mueller would set a bad precedent for future presidents & be a waste of time' - here's 10 more reasons they're planning to…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 21, 2018 at 8:09am — 2 Comments

"HUCKABEE KIDS WEAR WIRE @ BREAKFAST...Sarah Serves Up Wisecracks!

6 am - on the Kitchen…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 18, 2018 at 1:56pm — 1 Comment

"TRUMP'S GRIDIRON CLUB DINNER JOKES" - There's something FUNNY about SATIRE...

...and last Saturday night's annual un-televised Gridiron Club Dinner proves it!

You see, for me; it's like Pornography - I'll know it when I hear it"!…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 9, 2018 at 3:30pm — No Comments

"SNAKES ON AIR FORCE ONE"! Not a Fable!

Movie Tag Line

"You knew damn well what I was when I...boarded"!…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 3, 2018 at 8:00am — 3 Comments

LAWYERED UP & LIQUORED DOWN @ Probe Central!

It's amazing!  How is it possible that a President could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without the help of Stormy...I mean JACK Daniels!  ha ha

But, no -…

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Added by marilyn sands on February 28, 2018 at 8:00am — 2 Comments

"THE SELF-APPLAUDING PRESIDENT"...but will he go Blind?

Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself - isn't that like Mastur...…

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Added by marilyn sands on February 14, 2018 at 5:30pm — 7 Comments

"The Key to GENERAL JOHN KELLY'S TRUTH"

Not funny this time...

I believe Gen. John Kelly was channeling his own grown deceased son killed serving his country; when he supported Rob Porter & looked the other way from the…

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Added by marilyn sands on February 13, 2018 at 11:47am — 10 Comments

"THE ACADEMY AWARDS Go To WASHINGTON"

Reporting Live from the Nation's Capitol in Washington - the Winners at the 2018 State of the Union...…

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Added by marilyn sands on February 9, 2018 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

"A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, A LITTLE BIT GOP"! Music for the Misguided!

I really feel for him; he's so confused about his relationship.  I didn't say 'their' relationship - because ever since Trump's 'Bill of Love' DACA pitch, Lindsey feels, well - used & trifled with...…

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Added by marilyn sands on January 31, 2018 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

A Schlong List of SWEARING PRESIDENTS!

I got 'em all - from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump - they all swore!

I can prove that all Presidents have cussed - well, at least the ones I could come…

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Added by marilyn sands on January 30, 2018 at 8:00am — 11 Comments

NEW BLOG POSTS

A Farewell to Our Salon in Song

Posted by Ron Powell on June 20, 2019 at 1:16pm 1 Comment

No Regrets

Posted by alsoknownas on June 20, 2019 at 7:30am 7 Comments

The Magus Plural

Posted by Robert B. James on June 20, 2019 at 7:29am 1 Comment

DNA: The Cat's Away

Posted by J.P. Hart on June 20, 2019 at 6:47am 1 Comment

Pen for Hire ( Bathos, Pathos)

Posted by J.P. Hart on June 19, 2019 at 11:23am 6 Comments

Always Out Front.... Anyway

Posted by Robert B. James on June 19, 2019 at 8:34am 1 Comment

One Flew Under Radar

Posted by J.P. Hart on June 18, 2019 at 3:15pm 0 Comments

Tolerance and Bigots

Posted by alsoknownas on June 18, 2019 at 2:20pm 6 Comments

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