Cheshyre's Blog (161)

#Metoo? How about #Youtoo!



I had no idea it was so easy to bang starlets, walk around with your dick out, or even wantonly hit on high school cheerleaders. Shit! I've been missing out all these years! Not one to be left out, your man Harry is up to the task.… Continue

Added by cheshyre on December 6, 2017 at 10:21pm — 3 Comments

In The Name Of...

Origins of ATT


"I saw the war today - and it's a good one. One that God wants." She is one who worships the world in the name of God. Driving in her luxury isolation tube, she… Continue

Added by cheshyre on December 3, 2017 at 3:19pm — 3 Comments

If Groping Is Bad Then How Bad Is Rape?

Show me a capitalist and I'll show you a pervert!


With everyone getting up on their holier-than-thou hind legs recently I've yet to hear an inkling of an ethics panel grilling… Continue

Added by cheshyre on November 30, 2017 at 8:58pm — 8 Comments

How To Say 'F@ck Off' 10 Different Ways

In a dog-eat-dog society there's nothing worse than a fellow dog needing help. But just because we are the assholes who dreamed up this nightmare world doesn't mean we want to come off as the assholes who dreamed up this… Continue

Added by cheshyre on November 21, 2017 at 2:30pm — 17 Comments

What would YOU ask Roy??



God bless Roy "the Boy" Moore, the one soul even the lowest of us can look down upon. Who knew a war-loving, greed based society could be filled with so many sexual deviants? And for as long as I can hide my own sexual sins I'm going… Continue

Added by cheshyre on November 16, 2017 at 9:03pm — 12 Comments

Tomb Of The Unknown Writer





Listen children

But you won't hear,

Of the midnight ride

Of Paul Revere.



Someone asked,

What's in a name?

"I've never heard

"Of a man named Twain."



Don't serve the world…
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Added by cheshyre on November 12, 2017 at 2:30pm — 3 Comments

Is Lying Smart?



Polls really are fake news because people tell you what they want you to believe as opposed to what they actually believe. Luckily, I as a super-genius can cut through all that to get to the actual truth. See, we're all the same… Continue

Added by cheshyre on November 5, 2017 at 12:54pm — 10 Comments

Punchin' Judy



I punched her right in the face. Never done anything like that before in my life.…

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Added by cheshyre on October 26, 2017 at 9:00pm — 3 Comments

General John "Yellow Belly" Kelly, Self-Described "Empty Barrel"



"Generals gathered in their masses,
"Just like witches at black masses"
- War…
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Added by cheshyre on October 24, 2017 at 3:00pm — 3 Comments

Paul's Four Most Underrated Beatle Songs



My consciousness of the Beatles was very limited when John's death occurred. But it was that event that triggered my exploration of and now undying devotion to all things Beatles (and Lennon). Sirius XM came out with an all Beatles… Continue

Added by cheshyre on October 20, 2017 at 4:53am — 9 Comments

What About Ze Jews, Mein Kampf?

"Have I got a healthcare plan for you!"


Minister Josef called in his assistant.



"Heinrich, come look at this!"



Minister Goebbels… Continue

Added by cheshyre on October 16, 2017 at 8:30pm — 9 Comments

Dear Donald, Please Show Us Your Dick

Deny drinking water and food - but don't do THIS!


It's not like he doesn't want to. He's certainly been busy showing us his ass. And like he said, he could murder someone in the street… Continue

Added by cheshyre on October 14, 2017 at 5:45pm — 5 Comments

Serenity Stones (Photo Essay)

Stones 20




Every day is a journey,

and the journey itself is home.
- Basho




Without a home one is ground down into the grind of daily dust, parched lips never… Continue

Added by cheshyre on October 12, 2017 at 9:00pm — 3 Comments

News Of The Word



VISITING VEGAS 21st CENTURY STYLE


Just another day in the casino/hotel lobby.



"Bobby, stop running… Continue

Added by cheshyre on October 6, 2017 at 4:00am — 3 Comments

Yes, I Am A Crook



I thought it would go away, but the guilt remains the same, drenching me in sweat in the night, driving me out of bed at 5 AM to write this, sick and exhausted, dogging me to the end. We're all sorry after the fact.



I was… Continue

Added by cheshyre on September 29, 2017 at 4:38pm — 5 Comments

The Tallent Brothers Saga



"If you don't have good dreams you have nightmares."
- Diner


"Where do words go?" A funny question… Continue

Added by cheshyre on September 26, 2017 at 1:47pm — 3 Comments

Yes, You Are STUPID!



Twice this week I've seen TV morons emphatically declare you can't call people stupid, as if everyone deserves a participation trophy just for being born. Well, you know what I think of that? I think it's STUPID! It's an idiotic… Continue

Added by cheshyre on September 24, 2017 at 6:14am — 8 Comments

In The Year Six Hundred Eighty Four



In the year six hundred eighty four

Another useless forgotten war;

No golden silver for the whore

Killing time called begging more.



In forest deep, God has no…

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Added by cheshyre on September 21, 2017 at 10:30am — 4 Comments

How Far We've Fallen

From this:









To this:









From the Voice of Conviction to Low Energy Don. We are… Continue

Added by cheshyre on September 19, 2017 at 7:30pm — 5 Comments

Burn Out



Her thoughts while mounted:





He's more active than…
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Added by cheshyre on September 19, 2017 at 2:24am — 1 Comment

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