Cheshyre's Blog (181)

World Turning


"War is like the wind," she said on a whim. "No one knows where it comes from or where it starts. We just hope it doesn't blow our way. And then one day it's over and gone, and we are left wondering if and when it will return."

"I saw the President today, oh boy. Many people are angry with him. He seemed fine to me. I didn't understand a word but he sounded brilliant. Life's too short to be angry all the time.… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 18, 2018 at 2:25pm — 3 Comments

A Mother's Rebuke

How dare you! How dare you speak of my son and his courage! How dare you say his name in your hypocritical praise. You who… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 5, 2018 at 9:58pm — 6 Comments

Men In Robes

"How did it go with the altar boy?"

"Perfect! You could see the shame pouring over him."

"You preached the value of self-recrimination, I hope? That God never wants us to feel good about…


Added by cheshyre on February 22, 2018 at 8:32pm — 1 Comment

Hey, Jose, Send Love Our Way!

God was suddenly bored.

"This new bowling alley has been kick ass but after 684 million perfect games I need to find something more challenging."

"Try living on Earth," muttered Jesus.

"Ah, the… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 18, 2018 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments

What Does It Mean?

What does it mean when you have no hope?…


Added by cheshyre on February 14, 2018 at 8:30pm — 1 Comment

Angels And Ministers Of Grace Defend Us!

Emperor Commodus, 161 – 192 AD

...intrigues and conspiracies abounded, leading Commodus to an increasingly dictatorial style of… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 12, 2018 at 11:11pm — 7 Comments

Goupil: The Terrible Horrible Inevitable End

I've come across many assassins in my time. We naturally despise and draw away from one another. It's a peculiar trait of perverse pride each of us thinks only he knows "right" way to kill. I'm not speaking method… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 6, 2018 at 7:30pm — 1 Comment

I Saw Three Swordsmen In The Rain

[By 1836 Japan had lived under a single government for over two hundred years. During this time the government rotted from within, seizing lands and power on the flimsiest of excuses at the continual expense of the outlying clans, leaving thousands of wandering samurai with no place to go. Isolated and secluded from the rest of the world, Japan detached from reality, its only direction perpetually inward. This caused a time warp in the land, accelerating into the future.


Added by cheshyre on February 3, 2018 at 6:00pm — 3 Comments

Exclusive: King Donnie's Enemies List!

We hold these observations to be self-evident: that a war is being waged for the soul of America, that cheaters want other cheaters in power, that truth is considered to have no innate meaning, that silence is rot, and that… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 29, 2018 at 8:24pm — 3 Comments

State Of The Onion

With all the very depressing pretending that the idiot is a real President and "Josh, golly, what will he say in the speech!? Like, Oh my God!" from the breathless press as if something important is happening, I thought I'd repost my post from a year ago from a nightmare I had that forebode a singular evil, murderous and corrupt, unable to feel other's pain. Boy, did that turn out to be true!

The Man In The Iron Suit…


Added by cheshyre on January 28, 2018 at 7:11am — 6 Comments

Nine Not Mine

"Queerbait pussy motherfucker! You must be the most worthless human being alive! Do you have any idea just what the fuck you are doing with your life? Boy, you got some learnin' to do, Moron bitch!" So sayeth the Bully, who… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 24, 2018 at 9:05pm — 4 Comments

A Senryu For The Masses

Added by cheshyre on January 21, 2018 at 5:15pm — 3 Comments

Why Don't We Haiku In The Road?

Added by cheshyre on January 18, 2018 at 10:13pm — 4 Comments

President Zero Is My Hero

I've watched that Morning Joe dude talk about Trumpy's "33% solution", in that Dingleberry's one and only focus is in maintaining his base. Joe gets all vexed and frustrated not understanding why the… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 16, 2018 at 11:32am — 6 Comments

Goupil: This Won't Change A Thing

I was on the floor crying, cut off from the light. I'd "won". I'm untraceable, untouchable, unreachable. My pursuers have either given up or been diverted by life's more important pursuits. So here I am at the edge of the… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 12, 2018 at 10:30pm — 3 Comments

The Absent Gardener

Another flower sighed and wailed before finally dying from a lack of sunlight from the blocking weeds.

"Where is justice? Where is hope? Where is life? Why does the Gardener not value me? Soon, there will be nothing… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 7, 2018 at 7:36am — 21 Comments

Haiku Fallen From A Tree

Added by cheshyre on December 31, 2017 at 9:44pm — 7 Comments

The Koehler Incident

"Know upon whom you press."

This phrase is not often spoken anymore by the Russian Secret Service. There's not as much need to - for even the most evil… Continue

Added by cheshyre on December 26, 2017 at 4:00am — 11 Comments

American Gulag And Vichy Democrats


Added by cheshyre on December 22, 2017 at 8:18pm — 3 Comments

Goupil: No Holidays For An Assassin

DD OverEasy

"Me? I'm an international assassin."

"Well, you certainly don't look like an assassin."

"I'd be worried if I did!"

"In fact, you look like you couldn't hurt a fly."

"I've hurt many a fly," I assured with my steeliest of looks.

She thought that was funny and relaxed. I'd… Continue

Added by cheshyre on December 19, 2017 at 10:31pm — 3 Comments


Pulp Free Orange Juice Issues

Posted by Johnny Robish on September 21, 2018 at 8:34pm 0 Comments

A Yale philosopher on fascism

Posted by koshersalaami on September 20, 2018 at 2:52pm 12 Comments

My tax dollars at work

Posted by koshersalaami on September 20, 2018 at 5:30am 4 Comments

Trump to campaign for Cruz in Texas

Posted by Dicky Neely on September 18, 2018 at 9:29pm 2 Comments

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