Cheshyre's Blog (104)

How A Bill Becomes A Duck



They said it was impossible to elect a duck as President of a country. But the Duck proved them wrong! True, a duck has no reasoning power, is incapable of nuanced thought, and sees the world in terms only to its self-benefit. What… Continue

Added by cheshyre on April 25, 2017 at 4:00am — 7 Comments

All The President's People



Dr. Annette Barnings was scrupulous in her professional conduct, courteous and concerned about her patients, dedicated to her craft, always learning the latest techniques and methods. She was no-nonsense in her approach. If you didn't… Continue

Added by cheshyre on April 20, 2017 at 5:23am — 3 Comments

I Saw The Sun And It Ate My Eyes



it's all about the New Way, they said. no more truth or lies, they are the same. nothing is real, not even illusion. no more worry, no more sin, a new dawn is about to begin. adapt or be left behind. this is what they sold -… Continue

Added by cheshyre on April 17, 2017 at 4:30am — 3 Comments

"Tickling Giants", A Film To See!

Don't cry for us, General Sisi
The truth is, we never loved you
- Only feared you -…
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Added by cheshyre on April 10, 2017 at 9:17pm — 3 Comments

Comrade Trump Has Got Your Back!



Russian purges under Stalin were the ultimate expression of societal treachery. Stalin knew himself to be the Great Betrayer of his country and thusly he waged a perpetual witch hunt though he… Continue

Added by cheshyre on April 4, 2017 at 8:40pm — 5 Comments

The Resistance Wars of 2027



Some called it the incorporation of America, U.S. Inc. The freeloading rich determined the country's ills were due to too many freeloaders. In this they were correct. But they failed to… Continue

Added by cheshyre on April 2, 2017 at 10:12pm — 4 Comments

Just shut up already, Hillary!



HuffPo has an orgasmically gushing article on Shrillary speaking… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 30, 2017 at 8:00pm — 28 Comments

The Moron Whisperer



Sometimes, one really is faced with the choice of the lesser of two evils. Mine was to be dragged to an enormous corporate Christmas party (the other choice was endless whining). The amount of internal self-cursing on the state… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 26, 2017 at 5:30pm — 3 Comments

Her Chamber Cell Within



In dreaded footsteps' time,

Knocking on Fifty's door;

Living…
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Added by cheshyre on March 21, 2017 at 7:30pm — 3 Comments

Pizza With A Philosophy Topping



Very rarely do I have Pizza delivered. It like doubles the cost! But like Jesus said: I'll always be poor anyway but not always have pizza. Or something like that. In other words, it's good to feel… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 18, 2017 at 10:11pm — 7 Comments

The Committee To Corrupt



"The right Honorable Sinator Dickhead calls this investigation to order!"



"We Dickheads have taken over and there's nothing anyone can do about it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! God wants us in charge! That makes everything we do OK.… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 17, 2017 at 6:00am — 4 Comments

We're Too Stupid To Live

I'm here to disrupt the dishonest establishment!


“Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 14, 2017 at 8:02pm — 3 Comments

I Passed By The Rikyu Tea House Today



I passed by the Rikyu tea house today



I was shocked by its serenity



As if nothing ever happened



As if…
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Added by cheshyre on March 12, 2017 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

Conservatives in Love



"Please help me! I'm going to fall!"



She was hanging off the side of a cliff, feet dangling, as he looked down upon her.



"Well, looky here. Little Miss Perfect is asking for help. I thought you already knew… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 9, 2017 at 7:00pm — 3 Comments

Finale: Blossoms Of A Twilight Samurai



Ronin had prostrated himself in the Japanese practice of dogeza before the Shogunate high official. This would be his biggest job yet and this time he was not… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 8, 2017 at 4:51am — 2 Comments

The Truth About Trump



Journalism stories have many standards they have to follow in order to be published. Some are good and some are false. There's no such thing as "objective" reporting since only God is in possession of the whole… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 5, 2017 at 8:15pm — 6 Comments

Rolando's Way



An earnest and oh-so-sincere voice came over the car radio. "Hi, my name's Jennifer. I was in the Marines for eight years -"



My hand slams off the radio before she can speak another word. "Shut up, stupid bitch!" Eight… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 3, 2017 at 10:49pm — 2 Comments

Part II: Tales Of The Moon And Rain



As the Edo era progressed, so did the rot in the central Shogunate. High officials ransomed their office for bribes of money and concubines while outlying magistrates took their cue oppressing the locals under… Continue

Added by cheshyre on March 1, 2017 at 6:11pm — 2 Comments

Incident At Utsune Bridge



Why do we do it? Where does the madness come from? Is there hidden madness in everyone?…



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Added by cheshyre on February 26, 2017 at 6:18pm — 2 Comments

The Fight For Obamacare And Obama's Fallacy

"I'm sorry I helped fuck Bernie."


First off, let's separate the reality of Obamacare from its symbolic representation. For purposes of this discussion I'm only going to talk about… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 25, 2017 at 12:52pm — 12 Comments

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