Cheshyre's Blog (133)

Petty Political Post

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished

unless they kill in large numbers

and to the sound of…
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Added by cheshyre on August 21, 2017 at 7:02pm — 10 Comments

THE DAILY ROMAN

THE DAILY ROMAN

Where Truth Comes To Be Crucified

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Added by cheshyre on August 19, 2017 at 6:00am — 3 Comments

Hanging Out With Billy Before His Alt-Right Rally

What's the lie that makes you feel good?


"I'm so stoked!"



I'd never seen Billy so energized since news came of a Dallas white inferiority march. He'd never… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 15, 2017 at 7:30pm — 1 Comment

Goupil: Happiness Is A Warm Gun



"You realize, don't you, that these therapy sessions are an absurdity."



"Oui, oui! You say this before."



"And I'm saying it again. Give up this quest to return to contract killing. Make a life… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 14, 2017 at 6:43pm — 3 Comments

...Just Not Today



There are those who say most suffering in the world is needless and self-inflicted, that the sin in one area breeds heartache in another, like a used car salesman who swindles his customers who is then unable to… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 12, 2017 at 12:15pm — 4 Comments

The Abortion



Dear Oliver,





It's been many years since we've talked yet I sense your presence every day. Your absence has been keenly felt as I ramble through life disconnected. You once told me you were "really just a big,… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 5, 2017 at 9:39pm — 8 Comments

Ending Caligula Doesn't End The Descent

Feels like old times!


Not since the idea of Caligula naming his horse as Consul have we seen such historic madness as we're watching today. The horse stunt, by the way, would have… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 3, 2017 at 9:55pm — 7 Comments

Debby Does Death



"Now everyone feels my rage!" I proudly proclaimed.



I was surrounded by reporters as I was being taken in for my first day in court. They were condescending in their questions, filled with smug superiority, secretly… Continue

Added by cheshyre on August 1, 2017 at 7:30pm — 1 Comment

Hey, King Donnie, I Wants Me My Candy Bar!



King Donnie god, you is the bestest thing ever happen to this country! You brought freedom to us haters like we never not had before! Hot dang, this must be what it felt like for them slaver-owners back in the good ol'… Continue

Added by cheshyre on July 19, 2017 at 3:30pm — 3 Comments

Irreparable Tears



"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment,

man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss."…
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Added by cheshyre on July 12, 2017 at 10:00pm — 4 Comments

trig, You Asshole!





I wasn't done hanging out with you, man. I had plans, for that mythical time when times would stabilize in my life and I'd drive up there and we'd visit Tink and drink beer and pass out in the thorn bushes. I loved having that in my back pocket. Instead, you went to robot heaven where… Continue

Added by cheshyre on July 10, 2017 at 2:30pm — 16 Comments

Peace Is Over (If You Want It)



Them stupid peaceniks ruin everything. What we need is war. War, war and more war. That's how this country was born and that's how we gonna keep alive. Nothing has changed since the 1930's. Half the world was trying to… Continue

Added by cheshyre on July 7, 2017 at 8:15pm — 5 Comments

The Fear Was Here, The Fear Was There, The Fear Was All Around



McKayla was my seventeen year old yoga partner. We met in the mornings in the park. She was very pretty and I wanted her - something, of course, I could never reveal lest I be marked for termination as a dirty old man. Still,… Continue

Added by cheshyre on July 4, 2017 at 7:00am — 3 Comments

Part 2: Echoes Of The King's Mind

Just another overfed gnome


"Your breakfast, your worship."



The king was infirm, bedbound and frail, yet still waited on hand and foot.



"Oh, please,… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 30, 2017 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

Healthcare Shmealthcare



Everyone's taking about healthcare, Trumpcare, Obamacare, this care, that care.

But when it comes to the truth, not a solitary soul cares.


To see this… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 27, 2017 at 8:11pm — 7 Comments

Who Am I?



I am a vassal of emptiness, a wastoid of human wreckage, disconnected from all living things, my true self banished to hidden darknesses, never to see the light of day. I suffer the worst of the possible fates: I am unknown. My… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 21, 2017 at 2:36pm — 5 Comments

Point On President



"Why is it some people accept behavior out of their President they'd never accept out of their children?"



"For the President, lying is like breathing."



"Doesn't matter if the… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 17, 2017 at 9:05pm — 4 Comments

The King Is Like A Jelly Donut



We know who the enemy is - and it ain't us! It's the gubbenment! It's screwing up everything and now we's finally got us someone in there screwing up it!!! Go King Donnie, go! Make all them elitist high school graduaters… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 14, 2017 at 6:15am — 5 Comments

The Bad Sleep Well



Those who say evil must be done to sustain the world are oftentimes correct. This is because the world is built on criminality. To veer towards a human model now is to destroy everything we've built - to which one can only say: good… Continue

Added by cheshyre on June 12, 2017 at 5:38pm — 3 Comments

She Said, He Said



He stopped trusting himself once he realized he totally trusted her.…



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Added by cheshyre on June 10, 2017 at 4:55pm — 3 Comments

NEW BLOG POSTS

Seriously???

Posted by koshersalaami on August 23, 2017 at 12:09pm 9 Comments

windows

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LennyDonny

Posted by Jonathan Wolfman on August 23, 2017 at 2:30am 3 Comments

President of Arizona

Posted by moki ikom on August 22, 2017 at 9:30pm 2 Comments

Post Eclipse Blues

Posted by J.P. Hart on August 22, 2017 at 11:34am 4 Comments

Ita nos, qui vere stulti sunt!

Posted by Safe Bet's Amy on August 22, 2017 at 11:30am 8 Comments

a guest post upon my return ...

Posted by ABG 2.0 on August 22, 2017 at 9:31am 7 Comments

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