Cheshyre's Blog (85)

The Fight For Obamacare And Obama's Fallacy

"I'm sorry I helped fuck Bernie."


First off, let's separate the reality of Obamacare from its symbolic representation. For purposes of this discussion I'm only going to talk about… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 25, 2017 at 12:52pm — 8 Comments

Haiku Found Thawing In The Snow


Added by cheshyre on February 24, 2017 at 1:30pm — 4 Comments

The River Angry



"It's just a matter of time now."



I was peering through my binoculars from my secret upstream perch overlooking the river. If only everyone could see this, I sighed. I do not have the words to fully translate what my… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 22, 2017 at 1:45am — 4 Comments

Zen Monk Blues



"Sensei, I came here seeking enlightenment -"



"Then seek it!"



"- but, but, I seem to be failing."



"Then fail!"

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Eijiro slinked away from temple master, crushed. He'd…

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Added by cheshyre on February 18, 2017 at 5:54pm — 6 Comments

Crashing The (Sociopath) Pearly Gates

What then shall we say to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?
- Romans 9:21




He fired up… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 17, 2017 at 5:30am — 4 Comments

Manson and Bannon Secret Texts



Hey, Charlie, what's up? Killed anyone lately?



Can't. Got denied parole again. Once the press

is out to get you,…
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Added by cheshyre on February 12, 2017 at 5:30pm — 4 Comments

I Saw My Old Lover Today

Many years had slipped my mind,
And I walked a lonely path;…
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Added by cheshyre on February 9, 2017 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Ronnie On The Run

White Rock 7

From my White Rock lake album

"Is this all there is?"



Ronnie was morose, which was unusual for him but then again I hadn't come across him in ages. I never have any place to go so I wander to various parks or sit by White Rock Lake and dream of the riches it would take to build a Japanese house on its shores. And… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 5, 2017 at 10:51pm — 1 Comment

The Man In The Iron Suit



His suit was immaculate and dressed to thrill kill. From his blithe demeanor of a lifetime, one could see he was one who'd never known poverty nor ever expected to. His ease of speech and movement in the sewer of the world betrayed a… Continue

Added by cheshyre on February 4, 2017 at 1:54pm — 6 Comments

Crashing The (Presidential) Pearly Gates



Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; 

I have not come to bring peace, but to divide. …

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Added by cheshyre on February 2, 2017 at 5:21am — 5 Comments

Move Over, Luke. Trump Is My Father. NOOOO!

Actual picture of Nero.

Notice the Trumpian resemblance??


It bugs me every time I see President Nero or hear his reasoning, it echoes my father in deed and rationale. My father had a… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 30, 2017 at 9:52pm — 5 Comments

The Weight Of Gold



Everyone in the neighborhood hated the New Guy. "He's a creep!" "He's a jerk!" "He's a hypocrite!" "He's a liar!" said the creep, the jerk, the hypocrite, and the liar. A meeting was called to find a resolution.



"We… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 28, 2017 at 7:13am — 7 Comments

Crashing The (Businessman) Pearly Gates



St. Peter wasn't having much fun. Dealing with beings for whom the truth does not suffice provided for an endless exercise in frustration. "The truth is not their enemy!" he cried out. "They insist that their… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 24, 2017 at 8:57pm — 1 Comment

Spinning Wheels Of The Mind



It started with the madness of the…
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Added by cheshyre on January 22, 2017 at 7:32pm — 4 Comments

Crashing The (Adultering) Pearly Gates



"Hi, it's me, the Good Girl! Ready to pass through the pearly gates."





"Nice to meet you. I see you're a lifelong adulteress!"

observed Saint Peter.



"Oh, haha. You must have someone… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 21, 2017 at 4:18pm — 3 Comments

Decline Of America In The 21st Century

[Disclaimer: I expect no one to agree with or be swayed by my viewpoints. The world must save itself (Zatoichi Principle). One can only be accountable for oneself for when the final accounting is done.]…





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Added by cheshyre on January 19, 2017 at 10:03pm — 3 Comments

Part 2: Spotlight On The Juden



Normally in this column we spotlight regularly committed Jewish treacheries and atrocities but today we'd like to take a different turn here at Fascist Times…

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Added by cheshyre on January 11, 2017 at 6:30pm — 8 Comments

Part 1: The Judas Jew



"Hurry, everyone, or you're going to get left behind!" Gullible Gladys, always excited to please, was the first one on the cattle car. "This is going to be great!"





The rest of the crowded angry Jews were not so enthused as they were… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 10, 2017 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

Crashing The (Papal) Pearly Gates



"OK, here I am, come to claim my just reward!"





St. Peter sighed. "Yes, so does everyone. Name, please."





"It's me! The Pope! Top God guy on earth."





"I'm afraid you'll need… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 8, 2017 at 8:34pm — 6 Comments

Crashing The Pearly Gates II



"Oh, you're going to love me!"





Just once St. Peter hoped he'd hear: "Oh, you're going to hate my sorry ass."





"OK, why's that?"





"I was HR director for a large… Continue

Added by cheshyre on January 5, 2017 at 9:31pm — 6 Comments

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