I got through my first treatment of chemo. I should stop here and just say goodbye. That is all anyone who went through the two poisons they pumped into me for five hours last week should say. If anyone who has cancer or will have cancer finds out what it did to me for five days last week, they…Continue
No, please, not the hair~~~~
And now comes the hard part. Chemo! The PetScans revealed a mass of cancer in my lungs and chest with some around my heart and lesions in other spots. There is even a small spot in my liver, which is not…Continue
Scanner & Sexy Sadie
I was supposed to have surgery this Thursday, but after a chest x-ray and a CT scan, it was canceled. You can probably guess why. Yep, it's time for the ScanMan to 'bite the dust. After going to my cancer…Continue
On Monday I played 18-holes with the Bruiser
but he didn't seem quite on his game
On Tuesday I met the beautiful "Caitlyn"
and found out she just changed her name
I sat waiting for the Bruiser to pick me up
when I heard his SUV's familiar "beep"
I ran outside for my…
I promised myself I wouldn't do it. No way, no how. But as the days become shorter and the departure of David Letterman from America's idiot box becomes closer and closer, I can't help myself. I am already feeling the loss of a man I have watched on TV for over 30 years. Let me say before I get too far…Continue
It seems lately I'm lost. Lost in a world that seems to fly by in a whirlwind of lost time while I sit on my couch staring at a TV tube that blasts out the latest and loudest bullshit that in the long run means less and less every minute that goes by. Bla Bla Bla. There's not one thing that interests…Continue
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When I first read about this woman having 100 orgasms a day, I thought it was funny or great, for about half a second, and I then felt awful for even thinking it. Imagine, having over a 100 orgasms a day. At my peak, when I was 16 to 25, I might have managed 4, maybe 5 times in a day, and believe me, those days…Continue
It seems as if the Fiscal Cliff is in our future and I would like to give my humble opinion as to why congress has left town without signing a bill to stop the car crash that is the economy. HATE. Pure, simple, hate for a black president who has done nothing but try and meet people who would push him off a cliff more than halfway. People who have signed a contract with a man, Grover Norquist, to not raise taxes for any reason should be trialed for treason. If…Continue
Daddy, what is murder?"
"Son, why do you ask? Did you see something on TV about the kid's in school?"
"No. Gary Tedder said we was going to be murdered at school. I don't even know what murder is".
"Well,son, it's hard to explain to a 5-year old."
"Well, you know how your grandfather died?'
"He was murdered"??"
"No, no son, he wasn't murdered. But remember when we went to his funeral after he…Continue
“We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage? Maybe we ought to let [God] in on the front end and we wouldn’t have to call him to show up when it’s all said and done at the back end.”
I'm so sick and depressed, I could easily leave this world to the psycho's who kill people in Malls and the sleazy bankers who throw old people out of their houses after 20 years of never missing a payment and then being a few months late. "Tired to the Bone" by dad used to say. I'm tired to the bone.…Continue
"Did she sign a DNR?" asked the doctor.
"Yes, doctor, but...,it seems strange.., there were two documents signed. One in June of 08 and later, another was signed again, just two weeks ago.It's obviously she wanted no special care when her time came, but why have two DNR's? I've been caring for…Continue
Monday morning at 10:35 a.m., the bathroom commode in the the Fipp's home over-flowed. This happens all the time, everyday, to people all over the world, yet Marvin Fipps was in a hurry and late for work so he flushed the toilet and ran out of the house, not noticing that what he had just deposited was not only not going down the intended target, but was rising-up and over the toilet and over-flowing at an alarming rate. It did so for over 6 hours. When Marvin's wife,…Continue
Talk about a crazy world. A Police Officer from Menton, OH actually stuck his head in a 5 gal. bucket of urine, which I'm sure was supplied by his good buddies on the force. He was fined $450 and suspended for 2 days for this stunt.
“The fact money was collected for this ‘dare,’ should not detract from [Croucher] assuming…Continue