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Russian Comedians Prank UN Ambassador Nikki Haley

Russian Comedians Prank UN Ambassador Nikki Haley:  In yet another embarrassment for the current administration, a couple of Russian comedians posed as Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki and engaged Trump UN Ambassador Nikki Haley in a general political conversation before pranking her into a detailed discussion about the dire situation in a totally bogus country they called Binomo.  And while some may find this kind of ignorance from our UN…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 29, 2017 at 8:56pm — 9 Comments

Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming

Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming:  With much of the US inundated with snow and frigid weather, President Trump took to Twitter to say he thinks America could benefit from “a little bit of that good old global warming.”  Now let’s see, if I’m correct here - his Mar-a-Lago estate is only just a few feet above sea level.  Talk about “be careful about what you wish for!”  If I were him, I think I’d make damn sure that top floor Trump Tower penthouse…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 28, 2017 at 10:50pm — 4 Comments

Claire's Pulls 17 Makeup Products Over Asbestos

Claire's Pulls 17 Makeup Products Over Asbestos:  National retailer Claire’s has yanked 17 products in a makeup kit after a diligent mom who bought them for her 6-year-old daughter - had them tested and discovered they contained asbestos.  On a positive note, a child wearing this makeup should be well protected in the event of a house fire.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 27, 2017 at 10:24pm — 5 Comments

Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather

Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather:  Researchers from Harvard Medical School say the old folk tale that bad weather prompts aches and pains in bad joints just isn’t supported by the evidence.  Now I don’t know about that, but I do know I’ve smoked some really bad joints in some good weather.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 26, 2017 at 9:42pm — 5 Comments

L.A. Goes Crazy After ‘UFO' Lights Up The Sky

L.A. Goes Crazy After ‘UFO' Lights Up The Sky:  Angelenos thought the end was near this past Friday when they looked up and saw something that appeared to be an iridescent alien ship exploding across the sky.  Time to calm down people!  It was just Santa making a practice run - although I’m the first to admit that I initially thought it might be a giant condom.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 24, 2017 at 8:40pm — 2 Comments

Couple Marries Underwater in Florida Keys Marine Sanctuary

Couple Marries Underwater in Florida Keys Marine Sanctuary:  In a break with tradition, an ocean-loving British army sergeant and a former diving instructor have gotten married in an underwater ceremony in the Florida Keys national marine sanctuary.  …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 23, 2017 at 9:45pm — 5 Comments

Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows

Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows:  New statistics are showing that murders in New York City are at a record low - and are now roughly the same as Wyoming, Montana and South Dakota.  When questioned about the decline, researchers say with the deep social cuts and transfer of wealth under the newly passed GOP Tax Plan, many disillusioned murders are feeling “what’s the point?  The economy’s gonna take care of everything…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 22, 2017 at 9:00pm — 6 Comments

Alphabet’s Eric Schmidt Stepping Down As Executive Chairman



Alphabet’s Eric Schmidt Stepping Down As Executive Chairman:
  Google’s parent company Alphabet Inc has just announced its Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt will be stepping down from his position - effective its next regular board meeting.  Alphabet hasn’t indicated who will be…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 21, 2017 at 10:22pm — 2 Comments

Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago

Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago:  A 26-year-old American woman has given birth to a baby that grew from an embryo frozen 24 years earlier, in what could be a record length between the donating of an embryo and the delivery of a child.  All I can say is, this poor kid has to have one hell of a confusing birth certificate.  I mean, if Trump thought Obama’s birth certificate was a problem, this outta make his head spin right off.  And considering…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 20, 2017 at 10:41pm — 6 Comments

Pentagon’s Secret UFO Boss Thinks We May Not Be Alone

Pentagon’s Secret UFO Boss Thinks We May Not Be Alone:  After a video was released of Air Force jets tracking what appeared to be an unidentified flying object, the former head of the Pentagon’s secret UFO-hunting bureau admitted he believes “we may not be alone.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 19, 2017 at 10:05pm — 1 Comment

Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI

Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI:  Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age.  Wait a minute - are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers?  I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 18, 2017 at 10:44pm — 2 Comments

Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence

Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence:  Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence, felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage.  Gee, I was just gonna remark “say it isn’t so,” but of course - that would be Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Sean Hannity's job.  One thing’s for sure, this guy…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 17, 2017 at 10:00pm — 3 Comments

Japanese Monkeys Having Sexual Interactions With Deer

Japanese Monkeys Having Sexual Interactions With Deer:  According to researchers who study macaque behavior, adolescent female monkeys in Japan have repeatedly engaged in sexual behaviors with sika deer - and for reasons that scientists say are not quite clear.  I think its pretty obvious why female monkeys are having sex with these deer - the deer have lots of doe.  That’s right, we’re talking big bucks.  Anyway, one thing’s for sure - it doesn’t matter…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 16, 2017 at 10:00pm — 6 Comments

Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea

Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea:  Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has told the Atlantic that there is a 70% chance President Trump will attack Pyongyang if it conducts another nuclear test.  My first thought was, where exactly is Sen. Graham getting that 70% figure?  I mean, why not 72.64%?  And then it occurred to me, its because THIS President does NOT do fractions.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 16, 2017 at 12:55am — 9 Comments

Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women

Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood for sex.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true for female members of the Ku Klux Klan.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 14, 2017 at 10:34pm — 3 Comments

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest:  Doug Jones, who made his name by prosecuting two former KKK members who bombed a black church, has won a stunning victory in the Alabama Senate race - the first Democrat to win such a seat in the state for 25 years.  Of course, I realize the Moore camp has asked for a recount, but no matter how you look at the numbers - she was still only 14.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 13, 2017 at 10:10pm — 3 Comments

Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky

Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky:  The Navy has apologized and announced it has grounded an aircrew from the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island, Washington, after its pilots drew a giant penis in the sky with fighter jet exhaust.   …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 11, 2017 at 9:14pm — 7 Comments

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 9, 2017 at 9:41pm — 5 Comments

CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist

CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist: Physicists say that all of their observations have found complete symmetry between matter and antimatter, which is why the universe should not actually exist.  I don’t know about the universe, but I do have trouble understanding why places like Cleveland exist. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 8, 2017 at 10:04pm — 9 Comments

Rare Skeleton of 3.6 Million-Year-Old Human Ancestor on Display

Rare Skeleton of 3.6 Million-Year-Old Human Ancestor on Display:  Researchers in South Africa have unveiled what they call "by far the most complete skeleton of a human ancestor older than 1.5 million years ever found.”  Who the hell cares about how old it is?  What I wanna know is - did it leave a will?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 7, 2017 at 9:57pm — 6 Comments

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