Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks: Environmentalists are heaping loads of criticism on the Trump Administration for ignoring our deteriorating National Park Service. An Administration spokesperson disputes the claim, pointing out that President Trump has even expanded out National Park system - by recently declaring the famed shopping district surrounding Rodeo Drive as the “Kim Kardashian National Park.” …Continue
Dear Senator Corker,
I am very pleased that you have spoken out plainly about the danger posed by Donald Trump, a man who has sullied the office of president in countless ways. It isn't necessary to enumerate them here, since you already are well aware of them. Your words decrying this man bring me comfort and help restore my faith in politics.
This degenerate, megalomaniac and habitual…Continue
Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos: Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.” No surprise there - I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts. Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next? Throw paper…Continue
Few people aside from military personnel or first responders could imagine the day to day possibility of facing death as a constant occupational hazard, but for our police in America that possibility has been enhanced thanks to…Continue
Sebastian Gorka Always Carries 2 Guns And Tourniquet: A firearms publication called Recoil recently published a profile and a picture of items that Sebastian Gorka - the controversial former Trump aide - routinely carries around on him, which includes two firearms, a…Continue
In view of the greatest disinformation campaign ever perpetrated against the American people on such a wide scale by the US media befitting of any CIA propaganda program ever unleashed against a foreign government are the false talking points of the Democrats parroted by the US mainstream media. In 2016 they lost the bid for the presidency due to their stifling leftist coopted policies that doomed the US to 8…
Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year: President Trump is claiming that Time magazine was contemplating naming him the “Person of the Year” for a second year in a row, but he pulled out of the running because he didn't want to participate in their interview and photo shoot. OK, so Donald Trump pulled out of Time’s “Person of the Year!” Frankly, I think we’d all be a lot better off had his father - Fred Trump - pulled out…Continue
Several times previously, I've mentioned an intelligent evangelical friend, who proudly announced he voted for Trump because he thought he might be the Anti-Christ. Naturally, I was appalled by that announcement; but upon further review, I'm not so sure my friend wasn't right. In any event, that possibility inspired me to write this:
Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Net Worth Now More Than $100 Billion: Amazon founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos saw his net worth climb above $100 billion as shares in his online retail giant surged on optimism over holiday sales. Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to save 15% or more by switching to Geico for car insurance. I guess this only goes to show that - you can have all the money in the world, but it still doesn’t buy you hair.…Continue
Litterbugs suck, teen-agers will dump trash in the simplest way they can figure out, but, there is ONE thing about the story, song, movie (this is a great film for those who want to see what the 60s were really like. Face it, you can't get more authentic than Arlo) and that is the following line from the song:
"If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing LOUD!"
And we did, lesson learned and times have not changed all so much.
Thanks J-Dub for the newspaper…Continue
New Report on Mormon Masturbation Interviews: A new report claims that children and teens in the Mormon church, often as young as eight years old, are frequently and aggressively interrogated and shamed by local church officials about masturbation and sex. While I don’t agree with their practice of interrogating kids about masturbation, I can at least understand where they’re coming from. I mean, if you have 15 or 20 wives you’re having sex with, its…Continue
The following day, the President angrily…Continue
Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat: Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to prove the Earth is flat by launching himself 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour in a homemade, steam-powered rocket he built out of scrap metal. So, to prove the Earth is flat, he’s gonna go “splat!” I’m guessing he must have missed the last solar eclipse. And he’ll be…Continue
Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing: Moon landing truthers - who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon - have been in a state of total excitation of late,…Continue
Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes: Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life. He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise - about whose performance he described as “nothing short of…Continue
Televangelist Jim Bakker Demands Viewers Buy His Pancake Mix: Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker warned viewers that their grandchildren could face eternal damnation and President Trump possibly be assassinated unless they send him $60 (plus shipping and handling) for a bucket of the pancake mix which he is selling. All I can say is, let this serve as a warning to all of you who think you can just eat at IHOP once in a while and still save your souls - the…Continue
Believers Gather at First Ever Flat-Earth Conference: The first-ever Flat Earth International Conference, aimed at disputing the idea that the world is round, has just wrapped up in North Carolina. Gee, I was gonna attend, but I never got “around” to it. OK, I really didn’t go because I was flat-broke. Besides, what on Earth do they hope to accomplish anyway? Don’t they know there’s nothing new under the sun? Personally, I think a lot of guys just go to…Continue
But at least we living beasts have the best,, the best, the most expensive killing and destruction mechanisms yet conceivable and doable by and to huManity....
... no greater waste of Earth's treasures and gifts could be committed lest this planet and its moon are visited again by…Continue
American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack: The president of the American Heart Association, cardiologist Dr. John Warner, is reportedly resting comfortably after suffering a minor heart attack during the organization's scientific conference taking place in Anaheim, California. Fortunately for him, when the call went out “is there a doctor in the house?” - everyone in the entire room raised their hands.…Continue