All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (991)

The Bahrain Broderie - 5 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity and Montana went through the gate of building four of the Bahrain Industrial Investment Park, passed large warehouses, until they reached the entrance of a modern glass-covered building. Two security guards looked at their passes and led them to a room labeled as the 'Air Fashion Flight Harem', full of attractive women.

"Did you mention we’re part of a harem?" said…

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Added by Workstudio on December 27, 2013 at 3:30am — No Comments

One Sentence Sunday -Open Call: "INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS" & Patti Smith

Inspired by koshersalaami's One Sentence Sunday and under the influence of Showtime's …

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Added by JMac1949 Today on December 22, 2013 at 7:30am — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 4 - Sun on the Rocks

"The holy flower is the navel area, the chi-chung point, leading to the sea of chi point, slightly lower, and close to the ovarian palace." Jenny Owens lifted her head and noticed Montana, who was looking at the chart between their heads.

"Who is she?" asked Jenny Owens, turning to Shalia.

"Not sure, your…

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Added by Workstudio on December 20, 2013 at 2:30am — No Comments

Dead Mouse Boogie

A few weeks ago, a friend gifted us with four baby hemp plants in 4” pots. They appear to be three males and one female. Each has a different and lovely aroma.

My understanding was that their papa had much more than he needed and wanted to find good homes for these little ones, and a mutual friend took them, fostered them, and then we adopted them.

In the laundry room their lovely scent filled the air very quickly. While it is legal in this…

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Added by Rosigami on December 14, 2013 at 6:00pm — 16 Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 3 - Sun on the Rocks

"Scafarel is a middlewoman between the kingdom of Bahrain and Owens & Owell," said Clarity, "that’s how she got in touch with the O&O daughters and why she has an office in the O&O building."

"Check their agenda," said Montana, "the Heidi Klum emoticon kissing Paris Hilton’s calendar. I want to know where these girls are now." Clarity clicked on the calendar,…

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Added by Workstudio on December 13, 2013 at 1:30am — No Comments

A LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA

I was sitting by the heater trying to stay warm when I seen in my email box, A LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA.

It had been awhile since I've received an letter from the Prez, Franklin D. Buttlick!

FROM THE DESK OF THE NIGERIA PRESIDENT

DR. GOODLUCK JONATHAN

EMAIL: officeofthepresidency@yandex.com



ATTN: BENEFICIARY



THIS IS OFFICIALLY INFORM THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT…
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Added by Tinkerertink69 on December 8, 2013 at 11:40am — 3 Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 2 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity lifted the window cleaning platform several floors until they reached the top floor. Three women were waiting at the top of the building, which served as heliport. Clarity heard the sound of a helicopter, which landed shortly after on the helipad. One of the women prompted Clarity for papers.

"Commercial property manager contract, please."

Clarity handed the papers provided by Donway to the building’s head of security, a…

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Added by Workstudio on December 6, 2013 at 3:00am — No Comments

The Best Holiday Gift Ever - A writer's challenge

The best holiday gift ever giving was life itself.  I woke up breathing and was like, MERRY CHRISTMAS JASON, THANK YOU GOD!!!

No, not really, that'd be silly.

The best gift I ever got was...thinking...thinking...still thinking....

It might have been the year my mom and dad finally bought me my own gaming system, The Mattel Intellivision.…

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Added by Tinkerertink69 on December 3, 2013 at 11:10pm — 6 Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 1 - Sun on the Rocks

 

broderie anglaise: open embroidery, typically in floral patterns, on fine cotton or linen.

origin: mid 19th century: French, literally English embroidery.

 



Summary of the amusement

Standing on a window-cleaning platform…

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Added by Workstudio on November 29, 2013 at 3:30am — No Comments

The Abu Dhabi Channel - 15 - Epilogue - Sun on the Rocks

The car load truck entered Bakal´s property, helicopter on top. Donway adjusted the frequency of Bakal´s domotic system, made by Pentatone Learning Systems, which had created a malfunction in the Bell Warrior´s electronic wiring system, causing subsequent engine failure. He sought the remote controlling the adult channel at the Hyatt and told Money Fact to search the luxurious home. Donway explained to Clarity and Montana, that the remote controlled all adult content brought into the…

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Added by Workstudio on November 14, 2013 at 9:00am — No Comments

The Abu Dhabi Channel - 14 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity looked at the terrace beyond the pool. Maxini appeared in front of Nevena, carrying the remote control of the Hyatt´s adult channel. Scafarel´s assistant was wearing a bikini thong. She pressed on a button of the remote, and the Bell OH-58 Kiowa Warrior helicopter gained some altitude, after experiencing some trouble with the engine. Clearly, the remote had multiple uses, including unknown, military ones. A few seconds later, the helicopter started emanating white smoke and…

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Added by Workstudio on November 8, 2013 at 6:00am — No Comments

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