All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (992)

The Bellagio Wikileak - 1 - Sun on the Rocks

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Teleoperator Clarity Nice is led to a Center of Surveillance under the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas, to face trial for the theft of Federal Bonds coming from the Cayman Islands. At the Center, there is a problem that requires the fixing of an all-seeing computer called Evans. To avoid trial, Clarity accepts work as assistant and discovers a ploy to reveal a wikileak sought by a foreign government, the government of China in fact.…

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Added by Workstudio on August 29, 2014 at 3:30am — No Comments

Postpartum Depression... What to do with an Ugly Baby?

"...a type of clinical depression which can affect women, and less frequently men, after childbirth. Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced desire for sex, crying episodes, anxiety, and irritability..."

Other than the crying jags, that pretty much describes my…

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Added by JMac1949 Today on July 4, 2014 at 8:30am — 9 Comments

Channeling Bill Hicks - Inspired by Today's Posts from Z, ONL, JME & the Wolfman

Four people posted today about their frustrations with cable news and the rift in America's values:   Zanelle got caught up in FOX News,  old new lefty is wrapped up around the axle about his little brother (know how that goes) , JME got warped behind the local news in Boston, and Jonathan Wolfman was blown away by the stereotypical "next door neighbor's"  comment about a Nazi war criminal: "He was a nice guy who feed treats to his dog."

JME's post brought to mind a time…

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Added by JMac1949 Today on June 19, 2014 at 8:00am — 12 Comments

OPERATION PORK SWORD

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Added by Allen "Skipper" Howlett (ASH) on March 17, 2014 at 12:00pm — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 16 - Sun on the Rocks

Checking her watch, Scafarel approached a counter and made an X sign with her fingers to several stewardesses belonging to various airlines, who turned on music through the airport loudspeakers, and began dancing, improvising a flashmob near the duty free section. Using the time and distraction well, Scafarel boarded the Air Fashion Jet, which was filled with a group of tourists interested in the Church of the Holy Flower’s heaven paradigm,…

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Added by Workstudio on March 15, 2014 at 6:30am — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 14 - Sun on the Rocks

Jenny Owens, an amateur collector of flowers, had paid the sum of fifty thousand dollars for the rose of levity, instead of the entry fee for a bottle of Elony, and that included access to the Church’s Hexas Style resort in the Bahamas for her and her friend Shalia Owell. The flower had led both women to meeting Scafarel, and to getting caught up in the intricate spiritual development personal growth program offered by the Church of the…

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Added by Workstudio on February 28, 2014 at 4:30am — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 13 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity hid in the back of the recreational vehicle with Montana, and a few minutes later, Habib and Charles took the wheel and passenger seats, driving the half truck to the parking lot of L’Hotel Bahrain, a luxury boutique hotel, promising an intimate retreat from the urban setting in the prominent kingdom of Bahrain, an archipelago of thirty three islands in the Arabian Gulf established between Saudi Arabia and Qatar, boasting the oldest…

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Added by Workstudio on February 21, 2014 at 3:00am — No Comments

MY FUCKIT LIST

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Added by Allen "Skipper" Howlett (ASH) on February 14, 2014 at 3:56pm — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 12 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity and Montana were led to two coaches in an office of the twenty seventh floor of the Almoayyed building, holding the Church of the Holy Flower trading and finance outfits. They slept until nine thirty the next day, and Habib woke them up, bringing in breakfast, some ham with scrambled eggs.

"Lady Scafarel wants to see you," said Habib.…

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Added by Workstudio on February 14, 2014 at 8:30am — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 11 - Sun on the Rocks

Clarity knew that they were in trouble, and she hoped that Charles or the attorney wouldn’t take her Aquaracer off her wrist. She rolled up her sleeves and showed the watch to Charles. Montana didn’t roll up her sleeves and Charles simply asked her several times to show him the watch.

"This is not a Tokyo Flash barcode special light emitting watch, Lady Scafarel is right,…

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Added by Workstudio on February 7, 2014 at 9:30am — No Comments

The Bahrain Broderie - 10 - Sun on the Rocks

The attorney hired by Cassandra Scafarel to represent the Church of the Holy Flower in Bahrain, retrieved another file labeled 'OOL General Hierarchy'. The Church of Spiritual Flower Studies owned the other parts of the religious outfit, an intricate web of thirty two entities, among them copyright, patent and trademark divisions owning and amending the official Scriptures of the Church, including the book Decadence, computer-led…

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Added by Workstudio on January 31, 2014 at 12:30am — No Comments

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