An American Family Association radio host has suggested that Hillary Clinton is a “sexual deviant” who is sleeping with women in exchange for endorsements from “radical homosexuals”.
Trump-supporting Sandy Rios made the claim on her right-wing radio show, in which she…
Trump Delegate Indicted on Weapons and Child Porn Charges: A 30-year-old Maryland Donald Trump delegate to the 2016 Republican National Convention has been indicted on federal charges of using a minor to make child pornography, illegal possession of a machine gun and illegal transport of explosives. Good grief, sounds like this guy had enough weaponry to qualify for Trump’s Secretary of Defense! Meanwhile, some Republicans are starting to complain that…Continue
New Horned Dinosaur Species Discovered in Southern Utah: A novice fossil collector's lucky find in a remote area of southern Utah more than a decade ago has turned out to be a new species of spectacularly-horned dinosaur called Machairoceratops that lived 76 million years ago. What’s up with naming it Machairoceratops? What, are they trying to mock dyslexics? Was Horny McHornface already taken? What’s wrong with paleontologists these…Continue
White Supremacist With Hitler Mustache Arrested in NJ Woods: A suspected 42-year-old white supremacist with an Adolf Hitler mustache, is facing numerous charges after being discovered in a New Jersey woods dressed in combat clothing and with a stash of guns and ammunition. In all fairness, he may have just been trying to protect innocent citizens and animals from any transsexuals who might be trying to go to the bathroom in the woods. Say what you want…Continue
Concealed Weapon Accidentally Goes Off at High School Graduation: A man carrying concealed in his sock at a Kansas high school graduation, accidentally shot himself as well as a woman bystander as the pistol accidentally went off while he attempted to adjust his sock. And you thought your parents were embarrassing at your high school graduation? Ballistic experts say this most likely would never have happened had he not been wearing some of those cheap,…Continue
Woman Taken to Hospital with Nurse Shark Attached to Her Arm: A 23-year-old woman who was bitten on the arm by a 2-foot nurse shark while swimming in Boca, Florida, had to be taken to a the hospital by paramedics with the nurse shark still firmly attached to her arm. What’s so unusual about that? Nurses are always poking people in the arm with sharp objects. My guess is that the nurse shark rode along to the hospital to see if it could be of any…Continue
Three Dead After Cemetery Brawl in Moscow: Russian news agencies report that at least three people are dead and 50 others arrested after a brawl broke out in a Moscow cemetery between two rival factions of cemetery workers. Wow, I could be wrong, but I do believe this is the first time I’ve ever heard the words “rival factions of cemetery workers” muttered. Those who witnessed the brawl described the situation as grave. A cemetery spokesperson said that while they don’t…Continue