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Swiss Scientist Claims Fungi Can Create Stradivarius Sound

Swiss Scientist Claims Fungi Can Create Stradivarius Sound:  A Swiss scientist says that treating wood used in making a violin with a special fungi can create a modern instrument that sounds indistinguishable from a true Stradivarius.  On the other hand, who wants to buy a musical instrument that needs to be put on antibiotics?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 21, 2015 at 9:15pm — 2 Comments

In Search of Personal Style

I thought that I might try writing like James Joyce in stream of consciousness just once to see how it would feel to never take a mental breath and then I got short of breath because just thinking about it made me hold my breath it’s so damn hot here not a breath of air what did I just say breath of air now I can breathe again Alice Jacobs has a killer ass that takes your breath away shit here we go again talking about breathing and then I thought maybe I…

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Added by Rodney Roe on August 20, 2015 at 10:30pm — 15 Comments

Study Says Aging Men Need to Keep Moving

Study Says Aging Men Need to Keep Moving:  New studies all conclude that the key to keeping healthy for aging males is to stay active and keep moving.  Hell, they may have to keep moving with rents going up like they are.  If this study is true, I should be in fantastic shape then, given that I’ve moved at least 4 times in the last 5 years.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 20, 2015 at 9:38pm — 3 Comments

Famous Silence of the Lambs House Up for Sale

Famous Silence of the Lambs House Up for Sale:  The four-bedroom Victorian house that was used as the home and basement dungeon of psychotic killer “Buffalo Bill” in the 1991 film "The Silence of the Lambs" is up for sale.  Now, I realize that a lot of people would be intimidated about buying a place with such a reputation, but my feeling has always been they’re all just basements - until you start adding chains.  My only question is, what do you give as a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 19, 2015 at 8:42pm — 4 Comments

FDA Approves First Libido Pill for Women

FDA Approves First Libido Pill for Women:  The Food and Drug Administration has approved Addyi, the first prescription drug designed to boost sexual desire in women - but the pill does come with a side effect - it may cause fainting if combined with…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2015 at 9:02pm — 8 Comments

Actor Emile Hirch Pleads Guilty to Assault

Actor Emile Hirch Pleads Guilty to Assault:  Into The Wild star Emile Hirch has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and sentenced to 15 days in jail, a $4,750 fine and 50 hours of community service for placing Paramount studio executive Daniele Bernfeld in a chokehold after drunkenly confronting…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 17, 2015 at 9:44pm — 4 Comments

Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays

Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays:  Pastor Ben Bailey of the Central Church of Christ in McMinnville, Tennessee is blaming “liberal society” for banning the stoning of gay people here in the US.  Why that’s just crazy talk!  I know for a fact there are gays in Colorado and Washington state getting stoned this very moment.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 16, 2015 at 8:30pm — 12 Comments

Trump Woos Kids With Helicopter Rides At Iowa State Fair

Trump Woos Kids With Helicopter Rides At Iowa State Fair:  While he was making an appearance at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, Donald Trump became a big hit with the kids by offering them rides in his $7 million Sikorsky S-76 helicopter helicopter.  Because nothing says I support the middle class like a $7 million helicopter.  And since its Iowa, I assume that parents have not yet seen the need to caution their children to never accept helicopter rides from…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 15, 2015 at 9:05pm — 5 Comments

Study Looks at Drinking Alcohol While Dieting

Study Looks at Drinking Alcohol While Dieting:  Researchers say moderation is the key to that age-old question of whether you can drink alcohol while dieting and still lose weight.  You bet you can!  Why a steady diet of vodka, cocaine, Xanax and Marlboro Lights and you'll be in that beach body before you can utter the words “rehab!”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 14, 2015 at 9:28pm — 8 Comments

Megyn Kelly Surprises Viewers With Vacation Announcement

Megyn Kelly Surprises Viewers With Vacation Announcement:  Just days after Donald Trump accused her of having “blood coming out of her wherever” and promised to never appear on Fox News again, Megyn Kelly surprised her viewers by announcing that she’ll be going on an extended vacation.  And who can blame her?  I’m sure she needs plenty of time to allow all the hemorrhaging to abate.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 13, 2015 at 7:24pm — 7 Comments

Mysterious Inscription on Medieval Sword Baffles Historians

Mysterious Inscription on Medieval Sword Baffles Historians:  A 13th century medieval sword inscribed with a mysterious message is stumping researchers and causing a stir among armchair historians.  Now of course I’m no expert on medieval languages, but from what I can tell, it appears to either say “warning - sword fighting may be hazardous to your health” or "if you can read this, you’re way too close!”  Sadly, its rather difficult to read because the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 12, 2015 at 9:12pm — 8 Comments

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