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Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans

Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans:  National Geographic just published an article about how modern humans also have DNA from two other close relatives that lived in close proximity and with whom we interbred - the Neanderthals, and the rather mysterious Denisovans.  Not being an anthropologist, I can’t speak about the Neanderthals, but there were a family of Denisovans that lived two doors down from me where I grew up in Canton, Ohio. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 15, 2017 at 9:39pm — 2 Comments

Astronomers Find Half of Missing Matter in Universe

Astronomers Find Half of Missing Matter in Universe:  In one of cosmology’s perplexing problems, up to 90% of the ordinary matter in the universe appears to have gone missing, and astronomers report that they’ve finally detected about half of this missing content for the first time.  So I’m guessing that means the other half is still misplaced?  Tell you what, I’ll keep an eye out and if I happen to see any of it, I’ll let you know.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 14, 2017 at 9:41pm — 3 Comments

President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands

President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands:  President Trump turned some heads recently when he told attendees of a Values Voter Summit in Washington that he had just spoken to the president of US Virgin Islands,” which would actually be himself.  One thing’s for sure, I’ll bet it didn’t take the President of the US Virgin Islands very long to figure out whether President Trump would score higher on an IQ test than Secretary of State…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 13, 2017 at 8:23pm — No Comments

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable:  Golfing experts are expressing serious disbelief at the claim that the President shot a 73 during a recent round of golf with Lindsey Graham at one of the President’s golf courses.  Yea, his score may be unbelievable, but then again, isn’t everything he says and does pretty much unbelievable?  To put it in golfing terms, Trump lying about himself is “par for the course.”  That said, he ought to be…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 12, 2017 at 9:23pm — 5 Comments

Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term

Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term:  Former senior aide Steve Bannon thinks the President only has a 30 percent chance of staying in office for a full term - as insiders are reporting that the White House is in complete turmoil.  Well, with that remark, it looks like Trump’s 3 AM twitter attack list for tomorrow has just grown to include Steve Bannon, Joe Namath and the NFL, Eminem, Jimmy Kimmel, the White House Press Corps, Senator Bob…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 11, 2017 at 9:05pm — 6 Comments

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test:  After reports surfaced that he referred to President Trump as an “f-ing moron,” President Donald Trump challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an “IQ test” while talking to a reporter at the White House.  I don’t know about the President being a moron, but I do think the fact that he spelled IQ correctly ought to count for something.  Just ask yourself, how many people in Nambia can do…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 10, 2017 at 9:10pm — 6 Comments

Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady

Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady:  Melania Trump's spokeswoman slammed President Trump's ex-wife Ivana as “attention seeking,” after she jokingly referred to herself as the “first lady" on Good Morning America while promoting her new…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 9, 2017 at 8:12pm — 2 Comments

Brown Bear Invades Pasadena Neighborhood

Brown Bear Invades Pasadena Neighborhood:  Fearful residents os a Pasadena neighborhood expressed concern as a brown bear invaded the peaceful neighborhood.  Animal control officers are confident the bear will leave the area soon and head back into the woods, because everyone knows that’s where bears must go - if they wanna go the bathroom. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 8, 2017 at 11:05pm — 11 Comments

Trump Suggests He Be Given Equal Time in Late Night Talk

Trump Suggests He Be Given Equal Time in Late Night Talk:  In an early morning tweet, President Trump suggested that late night hosts are plotting with the Democrats against him by making anti-Trump jokes and that he should be given equal time.  Well, I don’t know about equal time, but at least he should be given a cut.  After all, he does provide all the material.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 8, 2017 at 7:14am — 6 Comments

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them:  A new Pew Research Center study found that a full 72% of Americans are concerned about robots replacing human jobs.  An Administration official is urging the public not to worry, pointing out that President Trump will figure out a way to deport all the robots.  On a positive note - even if the robots do end up taking most of our jobs, at least we’ll soon have all those great jobs working in those coal mines…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 6, 2017 at 8:07pm — 5 Comments

Wyoming Drunk Insists He Time Traveled to Warn of Alien Invasion

Wyoming Drunk Insists He Time Traveled to Warn of Alien Invasion:  Police in Casper, Wyoming say they’ve just arrested an unknown drunk man who insists he has traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn our civilization of the imminent arrival of space…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 5, 2017 at 7:29pm — No Comments

Paddock Girlfriend Says He Was Quiet Man

Paddock Girlfriend Says He Was Quiet Man:  The girlfriend of the Las Vegas shooter says that she knew Stephen Paddock as a kind, caring, quiet man.  Ever notice how often people describe mass murderers as “a quiet man?”  So folks, next time your noisy neighbor gets a bit loud, don’t complain.  At least you know he’s not gonna kill anyone. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 4, 2017 at 7:56pm — 6 Comments

Republican Senator Blames Shooting Victims for Failing to Take Precautions

Republican Senator Blames Shooting Victims for Failing to Take Precautions:  Sen. John Thune (R-SD) responded to calls for increased gun control after the Las Vegas massacre, by blaming shooting victims - telling reporters that shooting victims have a responsibility to "get…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 3, 2017 at 10:57pm — 8 Comments

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre:  Conspiracy-theorist and Donald Trump’s favorite radio personality Alex Jones, told his 5 million listeners that the recent Las Vegas mass shootings were caused by an unholy alliance of Muslims, Bolsheviks, OJ Simpson and “Deep-State Democrats.”  In response, critics say Alex Jones is nothing more than a manipulative con artist who preys on the ignorant and the mentally ill.  Unfortunately for the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 2, 2017 at 8:57pm — 4 Comments

JARED KUSHNER Voted under the Name 'JAROLDINE'!

Voter Registration records show Donald Trump's daughter-in- (I mean son-in-law), Jared Kushner registered as a woman!…

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Added by marilyn sands on October 2, 2017 at 8:00am — 1 Comment

Trump Tweets Tillerson Wasting His Time Negotiating with North Korea:

Trump Tweets Tillerson Wasting His Time Negotiating with North Korea:  A day after his secretary of state said the US had direct communications to North Korea and was “probing” to find ways to resolve escalating nuclear tension between the two countries, Donald Trump tweeted that the secretary of state is “wasting his time” and should “save his energy.”  While I’m no foreign policy expert, I’m guessing that means Secretary Tillerson ought to be taking the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 1, 2017 at 8:43pm — 5 Comments

Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor

Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor:  After receiving criticism for his administration’s slow response to the humanitarian crisis in Puerto Rico, Donald Trump lashed out at San Juan’s mayor by complaining that “they want everything to be done for them.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 30, 2017 at 7:00pm — 15 Comments

MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes

MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes:  MS-13 leader Edwin Manica Flores has been secretly recorded urging the heads of regional MS-13 gangs to all work together and also advising them to avoid wearing “Nike Cortez shoes” which he feels would immediately draw the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 29, 2017 at 8:24pm — 2 Comments

FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home

FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home:  After receiving reports of missing organs and body parts, FBI agents raided the residence of a Houston mortician, and were astonished to find 3,178 embalmed human penises.  All I can say is, I don’t care if she has served all her time, it’s NEVER a good idea to allow Lorena Bobbitt to work in a morgue.  Now the big question is, will any of this evidence stand up in court?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 28, 2017 at 7:43pm — 1 Comment

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY:  Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.

Initially, everyone…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 27, 2017 at 8:03pm — 9 Comments

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