All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (987)

Now for Another Compelling Installment of DEEP THOUGHTS

IF YOU CAN GET YOUR DINNER DOWN THINK THIS OVER.

Added by Doc Vega on July 23, 2018 at 1:41pm — 21 Comments

Study Finds Home DNA Kits Wrong 40% of the Time

Study Finds Home DNA Kits Wrong 40% of the Time:  A new study has determined that at-home DNA testing kits are wrong 40% of the time.  You’re telling me.  Hell, 23andMe concluded I came from a long line of gray wolves who…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 22, 2018 at 8:47pm — 1 Comment

Republicans Couldn't Care Less What Critics Say About Trump

Republicans Couldn't Care Less What Critics Say About Trump:  Despite weathering criticism and accusations of treason over his embrace of Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Donald Trump has been bolstered enough with a 79% Republican summit approval rating that he felt confident enough to give critics the middle finger and invite the Russian autocrat back to the White House. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 21, 2018 at 8:45pm — No Comments

Roseanne Barr Claims Voting for Trump Got Her Fired

Roseanne Barr Claims Voting for Trump Got Her Fired:  After initially blaming the drug Ambien, then various other people and entities, Roseanne Barr now is claiming that she was fired from her hit TV show simply because she voted for Donald Trump.  Interesting claim, given that she got her show AFTER Trump was elected and much of the storyline was about her BEING a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 20, 2018 at 10:53pm — No Comments

Gotti Grandson Arrested for Operating Illegal Car Scrap Yard

Gotti Grandson Arrested for Operating Illegal Car Scrap Yard:  The grandson of John Gotti has been arrested in Queens for falsifying business records and operating an unregistered scrap yard which authorities claim scrapped approximately 400 vehicles between Feb. 14th and April 5th.  A license?  Fuggedaboutit!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 19, 2018 at 9:15pm — No Comments

Sunken Russian Warship With $130 Billion in Gold Has Been Found

Sunken Russian Warship With $130 Billion in Gold Has Been Found:  A treasure-hunting company says fifty percent of an estimated $130 billion worth of gold bullion and coins they located on a sunken Russian warship that sank 113…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 18, 2018 at 9:00pm — 6 Comments

Deadly New Venomous Snake Discovered in Australia

Deadly New Venomous Snake Discovered in Australia:  In a chance discovery, a team of biologists were returning from a sea snake research mission in Queensland, Australia when they discovered a deadly new venomous species of snake.  Gee, I’m blown away!  I mean, what are the odds of finding some sort of deadly serpent in a place…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 17, 2018 at 7:36pm — 6 Comments

Trump on the Hot Seat Over Helsinki Summit With Putin

Trump on the Hot Seat Over Helsinki Summit With Putin:  President Donald Trump is taking plenty of heat from both sides of the aisle over his praise of Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, just days U.S. intelligence assessments…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 16, 2018 at 6:26pm — 7 Comments

Trump Asks Why Obama Didn’t Do Something About Russia

Trump Asks Why Obama Didn’t Do Something About Russia:  President Trump reacted to the indictment of 12 Russian military officers “for conspiring to interfere with the 2016 presidential election” by blaming former President Obama and the “deep state” and asking “why didn’t Obama do something?”  Interesting comment - given that Obama imposed sanctions on Russia in…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 14, 2018 at 8:48pm — 21 Comments

Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest

Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest:  Charges against adult film actress Stormy Daniels have been dropped less than 24 hours after she was arrested in a strip club in Columbus - Ohio law prohibits anyone in a sexually oriented business from knowingly touching a patron or another employee who is not a member of their immediate family.  Gee, people in…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 13, 2018 at 6:57pm — 10 Comments

Jeff Bezos Plans Charging $200,000 to 300,000 for Space Rides

Jeff Bezos Plans Charging $200,000 to 300,000 for Space Rides:  According to people familiar with his plans, Jeff Bezos’ rocket company Blue Origin plans to charge passengers $200,000 to $300,000 for its first trips into outer space…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 12, 2018 at 8:47pm — 3 Comments

Bananas Facing Extinction Risk from Tropical Disease

Bananas Facing Extinction Risk from Tropical Disease:  Scientists are racing to save the banana from a tropical fungus known as the “Panama Disease,” that is threatening banana crops throughout the world.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 11, 2018 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Scientists Have Discovered the World's Oldest Color

Scientists Have Discovered the World's Oldest Color:  Scientists claim to have found what they believe is the oldest color pigment ever discovered, found in 1.1 billion year-old rocks, deep beneath the Sahara desert and - described as a bright pink.  Wait a minute - if this was the very first color, does that mean prior to that, everything was in black and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 10, 2018 at 8:47pm — 10 Comments

Scientists Have New Method to Determine Our Galaxy's Mass

Scientists Have New Method to Determine Our Galaxy's Mass:  Astronomers say due to new technological advances, they now are finally able to determine how much the Milky Way actually weighs - and they say its mass is nearly 960 billion…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 9, 2018 at 8:47pm — 6 Comments

Trump Spends His July 4th Tweeting About Hillary’s Emails

Trump Spends His July 4th Tweeting About Hillary’s Emails:  President Trump spent his July 4th holiday at his golf resort in Bendminster, NJ, firing off tweetstorms about “Crooked Hillary’s” e-mails, ranting about some obscure…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 7, 2018 at 9:25pm — 2 Comments

Study Explores Whether Eating Alone is Bad for You

Study Explores Whether Eating Alone is Bad for You:  While many people enjoy eating alone, recent headlines have linked it to everything from depression to heart disease, but a recent study by Oxford Economics suggested that eating alone has a stronger link to being unhappy than any other factor.  Now whenever I don’t feel like eating alone, one of my favorite things to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 6, 2018 at 9:15pm — No Comments

Will Smith Says All the Sex He’s Had Didn't Make Him Happy

Will Smith Says All the Sex He’s Had Didn't Make Him Happy:  In a recent interview, superstar Will Smith says he's had all the sex he’s ever wanted, but it still never made him happy.  Dude - maybe its time to switch hands.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 5, 2018 at 7:28pm — 7 Comments

Reflections on Independence Day



My Life on Independence Day

Almost took my life today

But it wasn't mine to take anyway

It's Independence Day

And the fools came out to play,

Turning…

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Added by Doc Vega on July 5, 2018 at 10:44am — No Comments

Supervolcano Found Brewing Under Three New England States

Supervolcano Found Brewing Under Three New England States:  Geologists say they were surprised to find that a new supervolcano is brewing under Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire and that the huge mass of molten rock is slowly creeping upwards beneath the nation’s northeastern states.  Trump officials say they’re not at all surprised, given all three of these are…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 4, 2018 at 7:13pm — 2 Comments

Electrical Brain Stimulation May Reduce Future Violent Crime

Electrical Brain Stimulation May Reduce Future Violent Crime:  Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that applying an electric current to a part of the brain linked to violent acts reduced people’s inclinations to commit assault.  So if I’m understanding this study correctly, probably the best thing we can do to prevent violent assault is to make sure our…

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Added by Johnny Robish on July 3, 2018 at 8:16pm — No Comments

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