All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (991)

Meridian 57 - 15 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 27, 2017 at 5:30pm — No Comments

As Folks Might Say in Texas, Coulter is All Hat and No Cattle

After taking her side with my last post: Mario Savio Spins in His Grave as Berkeley Cancels Ann Coulter's Speech, I'm wondering if Coulter and The Berkeley College Republicans were just trying to pull off a publicity stunt and now resort to a bit of Texas Side Step as…

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Added by JMac1949 Today on April 26, 2017 at 10:27am — 23 Comments

My Trump Poem – tip of the hat to Seinfeld.

Trump

Has failed  

To pass…

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Added by Terry McKenna on April 26, 2017 at 9:46am — 6 Comments

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years:  Unsatisfied with NASA's current plans to get humans on the Red Planet sometime in the 2030s, President Trump announced he wants people on Mars by the end of his first term, in three-and-a-half years.  Wonder if Trump realizes that Mars is known as the “Red Planet,” not the “Orange Planet?”  The way things are going, Trump would spend billions of our tax dollars sending people to Mars and as soon as they land,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 25, 2017 at 9:30pm — 7 Comments

Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts

Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts:  In a recent interview about his first 100 days in the White House, Donald Trump bragged that his “ratings” were higher than broadcasts of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.  Is it just me, or did the President of the United States just boast he is more popular than a terror attack?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 24, 2017 at 9:28pm — No Comments

Study Finds Older Workers Stay Unemployed Longer

Study Finds Older Workers Stay Unemployed Longer:  According to recently released research, people age 55 and older who are unemployed are more likely to be so long-term as opposed to their younger counterparts.  Perhaps even more depressing, even if they do find work, they’re still gonna be old.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 23, 2017 at 7:41pm — No Comments

Frozen Hash Browns Recalled Due to Golf Ball Contamination

Frozen Hash Browns Recalled Due to Golf Ball Contamination:  A recall has been issued for frozen hash browns sold in nine states under the Harris Teeter and Roundy's brands because the potatoes may be contaminated with golf ball materials.  Wait a minute!  We’re not supposed to eat golf balls?  I don’t know about you, but I miss the good old days when foods were contaminated with things like e-coli or listeria.  One thing’s for sure, something like this could…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 22, 2017 at 9:34pm — 4 Comments

Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn

Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn:  Southwestern Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn.  So for those of you in Southwestern Michigan, if anyone ever utters a snide remark to you like “close the door, were you born in a barn?” - just tell them “no, but I once had liposuction in one.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 21, 2017 at 9:20pm — 2 Comments

Meridian 57 - 14 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 21, 2017 at 1:30am — No Comments

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii:  US Attorney General Jeff Sessions set off a firestorm after issuing an insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state, expressing astonishment that a judge “who sits on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up American President Trump’s travel ban - making some wonder if he was even aware that Hawaii is a state.  Sure, Hawaii has been a state since 1959, but in Sessions’ defense, he’s still living in the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 20, 2017 at 9:38pm — 5 Comments

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News:  Fox News announced it has ended its association with Bill O’Reilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player.  Sounds like Bill O’Reilly is no longer a Factor - he’s entered the “No Job Zone.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 19, 2017 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

"KILLING O'REILLY" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts!

A who-done-it &…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 5:30pm — 11 Comments

DISTRACTION 101: "Wag the Pussy"! Top 10

Besides low Poll ratings, no Health Care Bill &…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 8:00am — 13 Comments

White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier's Location

White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier's Location:  A senior Administration official says a miscommunication with the Pentagon and the Trump Defense Department was responsible for President Trump falsely claiming on Fox News that he was sending “a very powerful naval armada" to the Korean Peninsula, when those ships were actually on their way to military exercises out in the Indian Ocean, some 3,500 miles in the opposite…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 18, 2017 at 8:57pm — 7 Comments

Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words

Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words:  In an early morning tweet, President Trump urged all Americans to read Michael J. Knowles’ Amazon bestseller “Reasons to Vote for Democrats,” a satirical book that contains nothing but 260 blank pages.  No doubt the book is at the top of Betsy DeVos' reading list.  Actually, its a great read for Trump people, because you can just make up your own stories.  When asked if he actually read the book, Trump…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 17, 2017 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor

Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor:  A decorated Navy SEAL is under investigation after it was disclosed that the soldier had been moonlighting as porn actor Jay Voom, but his porn-star wife Jewels Jade claims he was only trying to help her career after they had experienced financial difficulty.  Well, first of all, I’d like to tell them “thanks for your cervix.”  Apparently all his missions weren't impossible.  So they had some financial…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 16, 2017 at 8:03pm — 4 Comments

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage:  In what is being described by officials as a potential security nightmare, US President Donald Trump is reportedly demanding to ride in the Queen's royal, gold-plated carriage to travel down The Mall to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 15, 2017 at 9:45pm — 6 Comments

Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California

Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California:  Ending years of speculation, Apple’s late entry into a crowded field was made official with the disclosure that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has awarded a permit for the company to start testing its self-driving car…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 14, 2017 at 10:31pm — 4 Comments

Meridian 57 - 13 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 14, 2017 at 3:30am — No Comments

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