All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (983)

Divorce Rates Higher When Men Do Household Chores

Divorce Rates Higher When Men Do Household Chores:  A new study out of Norway found that divorce rates are far higher when men help with the housework and much lower when women do all the chores.  So guys, the next time your wife tells you to take out the trash - ask her if that means she wants a divorce.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 28, 2018 at 7:55pm — 5 Comments

Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians

Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians:  Christian TV host Rick Wiles is warning his viewers that if Democrats win back power, they will slaughter “tens of thousands of Christians.”  I’ll tell you what, this guy knows what the hell he’s talking about, cause I’ve seen them myself - tens of millions of them - well-trained and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 26, 2018 at 8:49pm — 12 Comments

Vintage German Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway

Vintage German Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway:  Fortunately, no one was injured as a vintage German aircraft with markings of Germany’s Luftwaffe, crashed onto the 101 Freeway in the Los Angeles area and burst into flames.  Now I’m certainly so aviation expert, but I do know this - if there was a beagle at the controls of the other plane, then Snoopy wins…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 25, 2018 at 7:48pm — 4 Comments

Trump Calls for Civility After Bombs Sent to Opponents

Trump Calls for Civility After Bombs Sent to Opponents:  President Trump is calling for more civility after pipe bombs were mailed to two former presidents as well as numerous other prominent Democrats, former Obama CIA director and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 24, 2018 at 8:27pm — 8 Comments

Dyson Set to Manufacture Its Electric Car in Singapore

Dyson Set to Manufacture Its Electric Car in Singapore:  After helping convince people in the UK to support Brexit, iconic UK vacuum manufacturer Dyson just announced it will manufacture its new electric car at a plant in Singapore.  Building their factory in Singapore instead of the UK after encouraging everyone to vote for Brexit?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 23, 2018 at 8:13pm — No Comments

Donald Trump Tells Michigan Crowd He’s a Nationalist

Donald Trump Tells Michigan Crowd He’s a Nationalist:  Speaking to a crowd of rabid followers in Michigan, President Donald Trump told the crowd that even though it may not be popular to say these days, he is a proud “nationalist.”  Gee, the term “nationalist” is getting pretty damn close to other terms which are “no longer popular.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 22, 2018 at 8:44pm — No Comments

Canada Running Out of Marijuana Two Days after Legalization

Canada Running Out of Marijuana Two Days after Legalization:  Marijuana retailers across Canada have reportedly been experiencing shortages or running out of stock entirely just two days after the country moved to legalize the recreational sale of marijuana.  The shortage is apparently so severe, the UN General Assembly voted unanimously to ask Willie Nelson to head up…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2018 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

Televangelist Claims Her Prayers Held Back Anti-Kavanaugh Demons

Televangelist Claims Her Prayers Held Back Anti-Kavanaugh Demons:  Televangelist Billye Brim appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show,” where she reported that she was in Washington, D.C., recently to lead a prayer effort against the demons…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 19, 2018 at 8:30pm — 7 Comments

Piranha-Like Fish Fossil Discovered in Germany

Piranha-Like Fish Fossil Discovered in Germany:  Researchers say they’ve discovered an ancient Piranha-like fish in Germany - a fish that would have been capable of ripping the flesh right off the bones of its prey.  Scientists say these finds are normally rather difficult to date, but luckily - the fish was found wrapped in a very old New York Times crossword puzzle…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 18, 2018 at 7:42pm — No Comments

China to Launch Artificial Moon Into Orbit to Light Up City

China to Launch Artificial Moon Into Orbit to Light Up City:  Chinese officials say they plan to launch a satellite into orbit by 2020 that will act as an artificial moon - one that will be able to directly reflect light from the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 17, 2018 at 7:30pm — 6 Comments

Scientists Find Pain Reliever in Coffee Similar to Morphine

Scientists Find Pain Reliever in Coffee Similar to Morphine:  Brazilian scientists say they’ve discovered a protein in coffee that has effects similar to the pain reliever morphine.  The only difference being that buying morphine is sure a helluva lot cheaper than buying coffee at Starbucks. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 16, 2018 at 10:30pm — No Comments

Hawking Predicted Wealthy Will Create Superhuman Race

Hawking Predicted Wealthy Will Create Superhuman Race:  In a collection of articles and essays, the late physicist Stephen Hawking is still creating controversy by suggesting a new race of superhumans that could destroy the rest of humanity may develop through wealthy people having their and their children’s DNA edited.  Sounds like a dire prediction.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 15, 2018 at 8:19pm — 1 Comment

Iconic American Brewer Bill Coors Dies at 102

Iconic American Brewer Bill Coors Dies at 102:  Bill Coors, a pioneer in the American brewing industry and former chairman of the Adolph Coors Company, died peacefully at his home at age 102.  The family is asking everyone that in lieu of sending flowers, please pick up a couple of six packs at your local 7-Eleven and get good and hammered instead.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 14, 2018 at 8:03pm — No Comments

Melania Trump Says Her "I Really Don’t Care" Jacket Was a Message

Melania Trump Says Her "I Really Don’t Care" Jacket Was a Message:  After initially denying the "I Really Don’t Care" jacket she wore to visit immigrant kids at a border detention center had no hidden message, Melania Trump…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 13, 2018 at 7:54pm — 4 Comments

President Trump Praises Robert E. Lee at Ohio Rally

President Trump Praises Robert E. Lee at Ohio Rally:  At his recent Lebanon, Ohio campaign rally, President Donald Trump raised eyebrows after he praised Confederate icon Robert E. Lee, claiming Abraham Lincoln even developed a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 12, 2018 at 8:42pm — 6 Comments

Kentucky Claims Gay Marriage Threatens State’s Birth Rates:

Kentucky Claims Gay Marriage Threatens State’s Birth Rates:  Republican legislators in Kentucky claim their ban on gay marriage should be retained because gay marriage threatens the stability of the state's birth rates.  Who they trying to kid?  Hell, in a state like Kentucky, sheep and horses pose a bigger threat to birth…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 10, 2018 at 8:42pm — 7 Comments

Scientists Say Love at First Sight Doesn’t Really Exist

Scientists Say Love at First Sight Doesn’t Really Exist:  Scientists in the Netherlands have found that what many believe to be love at first sight - is really nothing more than intense physical attraction.  Researchers say people who believe in “love at first sight” are people who’ve have lost sight of the fact that it doesn’t really exist.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 9, 2018 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Neanderthal DNA Deep in Human Genes

Neanderthal DNA Deep in Human Genes:  People of Asian and European descent, almost anyone with origins outside of Africa, - have inherited a sliver of DNA from the Neanderthals - some of them may protect modern humans against infections.  Yea, well I just had my DNA tested by 23 and Me and to say my family has Neanderthal genes would apparently be giving us an…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 8, 2018 at 8:29pm — 3 Comments

New Data Showing Older Folks are the Happiest

New Data Showing Older Folks are the Happiest:  New research shows that the older you get, the more self-assured and content you are, with people in their 60’s more likely to be happier and self-confident than most of those in their younger decades.  In response, psychologists are now recommending younger people who may be feeling somewhat ill at ease - look into…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 7, 2018 at 8:30pm — 3 Comments

Lack of Sleep May Harm Men's Sperm

Lack of Sleep May Harm Men's Sperm:  A new study from Denmark determined that not getting enough sleep may harm men’s sperm, with men who slept poorly having lower sperm counts and fewer sperm that had formed correctly.  I get it.  Hell, my sperm always tries to get a solid eight hours of sleep, but sometimes it’s just too…

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Added by Johnny Robish on October 6, 2018 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

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