Opiate Abuse Causes Spike in US Hard Drug Usage: A new government survey found that “hard drug” use among Americans is increasing dramatically, which experts attribute to an increase in opioid abuse. I guess it all comes done to how you define “hard drugs.” Now for law enforcement - I suppose it means drugs like heroin or…Continue
Survey link deleted on 4/20 2018
In the meantime, I'll be looking over all these good challenges, and especially the comments and see what I can come up with. Laterz, gaters.
ps. What do you think of my new profile pic? …Continue
Smithsonian Publishes Controversial Article on Jellyfish: An article in Smithsonian Magazine claims that jellyfish are essentially a boneless, bloodless and brainless species whose mouth also doubles as their anus. Now I have no idea what the Smithsonian has against jellyfish, but this is the kind of hurtful name-calling is not exactly what one would expect from a respected scientific journal and it needs to stop now.…Continue
Added by Johnny Robish on April 14, 2018 at 9:00pm — No Comments
Divorce is not fun. I realize I’m stating the obvious here. Even if you know you will be a million times happier or safer afterwards, the “getting there” sucks. Telling your family. Telling your friends. Wondering which side the mutual friends are going to take. Dividing the assets. It is all just a giant list of sucky adulting.
John and I had about as amicable a divorce as you can. We agreed to terms and had a paralegal take care of the paperwork. He got the house and I got my…Continue
I’ve written satirical stuff but I’m not up for trying to do that here. I notice a lot of people quote things rather than create things, so I’ll do that here. This is a joke from my childhood, probably early junior high.
A very tired, bored boy is sitting in Sunday School class and is nodding off. The teacher notices and decides to catch him, and so she asks him a question:
Who created Heaven and Earth?
The kid behind him jabs him in the back with a pencil, he…Continue
John and Joe were buddies,and really crappy golfers.One day at the course, they teed off and John's shot went way left, while Joe's went way right.Off they went to find the golf balls.John found his in a bunch of buttercups, and he started hacking away.There was a loud crackling noise next to him and an ancient appeared floating and said..."look what you've done to my beautiful buttercups..as punishment,you wiil never have butter again for the rest of your life"..and vanished. John looked…Continue
I'm not going to be jumping in with the "Challenge" idea promoted here and underway.
I expected that soon enough, it would flop.
Past tense. Flopped.
One of the posts now has taken a disgusting turn and seeks to derive laughs by mocking an illness which creates great disability and ultimately can lead to death.
Having had family members who suffered with Parkinson's Disease ( no, this is not my slice of life contribution ) I am particularly offended by…Continue
Come on, admit it... you laughed too!
Green-Haired Turtle that Breathes Through Genitals Added to Endangered List: The Mary River turtle of Queensland, Australia, which breaths through its genitals and sports a punky green Mohican hairdo, has been placed on a new list of the most vulnerable reptile species on the planet. Now, of course, we’ve all known people who talk out of their ass, but come on -…Continue
If I put Amy's name in the title would this be considered a "hit piece"?:…Continue
Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper: A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a…Continue
Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexa Listen to Our Conversations: Amazon has filed for a controversial patent that could allow its Echo devices to one day listen in on our…Continue
Trump Labels FBI Raid on Cohen’s Office a Witch Hunt: FBI agents have conducted a raid on the office of President Donald Trump’s longtime personal attorney Michael Cohen, which prompted the President to describe it as a “disgraceful situation” and a “total witch hunt.” Well, Trump’s certainly right about it being a "disgraceful situation,” but fortunately for all of…Continue
Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California: Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California - and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public…Continue
Trump Tower Fire Leaves One Dead and Four Injured: A 67-year-old man has been killed and four firefighters injured in a fast-moving fire that broke out on the 50th floor of the Trump Tower in Manhattan.…Continue
Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout: President Trump denied knowing about a $130,000 payment his lawyer made to porn star Stormy Daniels who claims to have had a sexual encounter with him, an assertion that threatened to…Continue
Added by Johnny Robish on April 5, 2018 at 10:49pm — No Comments
As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking 'long game'; but for us in the bleachers watching the 'Mueller Probe' - we've had our fill of sore butts, Nachos & Beer…Continue
Meth Addicts Reportedly Looting Archaeological Sites: Archaeologists are reporting a dramatic increase in thefts of antiquities from their dig sites worldwide, but what is different this time is its methamphetamine addicts looting dig sites. Because of this, scientists are asking anyone who may find an ancient artifact, to please call an Archaeologist, not a meth addict.…Continue