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Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target

Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target:  Yahoo reports the internet is abuzz after pictures surfaced of Beyoncé walking down the aisle shopping at an LA Target store wearing an orange jumpsuit and tiny sunglasses.  Gee, she looks like just your average Target shopper, casually walking down the aisle with several bodyguards pushing her cart behind her.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 8, 2019 at 7:30pm — 2 Comments

Trump Considers Using National Emergency Powers to Build Wall

Trump Considers Using National Emergency Powers to Build Wall:  President Trump announced plans to address the nation, just as his administration officials are making an urgent case that the situation at the U.S.-Mexico border has reached a crisis level, laying the groundwork for President Trump to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 7, 2019 at 9:55pm — 5 Comments

Florida Man Slams Pizza in Dad’s Face for Delivering Him at Birth

Florida Man Slams Pizza in Dad’s Face for Delivering Him at Birth:  An angry Florida man has been arrested by police for shoving a freshly delivered pizza into his father’s face after learning it was his father who delivered him at birth.

Now wait a minute - this story just doesn’t…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 6, 2019 at 10:45pm — 2 Comments

Australian Woman Becomes Oldest Skydiver at 102

Australian Woman Becomes Oldest Skydiver at 102:  Australian Irene O'Shea has become the oldest person ever to skydive at 102 years old and 194 days - after she performed a tandem charity jump with her instructor from 14,000 feet.  When asked why she decided to make the jump, she said “ah, it was just part of her prep training for enlisting in Trump’s Space Force.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 5, 2019 at 8:51pm — No Comments

Kenneth Copeland Claims God Wants Him to Preach Until He’s 120

Kenneth Copeland Claims God Wants Him to Preach Until He’s 120:  Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who once warned that opponents of President Trump could be "punished" with gay children, told a crowd of “true believers” on New Year’s Eve that he was starting a very serious fitness regime because God had…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 4, 2019 at 9:09pm — 2 Comments

Man Screaming Death Threats at Spider Triggers Full Police Response

Man Screaming Death Threats at Spider Triggers Full Police Response:  Police in Australia hurriedly dispatched multiple units to a home in Perth, after neighbors called in to report a man screaming "why don't you die?” at what turned out to be a man who is terrified of spiders screaming at an arachnid…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 3, 2019 at 9:47pm — 4 Comments

Pic Shows Ultima Thule Is Two Asteroids That Got Stuck Together

Pic Shows Ultima Thule Is Two Asteroids That Got Stuck Together:  Closeup pictures taken by the New Horizons spacecraft - show that Ultima Thule is actually two asteroids who’ve collided and have stuck together many years ago.  Two asteroids stuck together?  Now I’m no astronomer, but come on!  This pic is…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 2, 2019 at 9:43pm — 4 Comments

Trump Falsely Claims Obamas Have Erected a Wall Around Their Home

Trump Falsely Claims Obamas Have Erected a Wall Around Their Home:  In a bizarre justification for wanting to build his border wall, President Donald Trump has been tweeting the totally false claim that the Obamas have erected a 10-foot wall around their Washington DC home for security.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2019 at 7:40pm — 6 Comments

American Exposed to Ebola being Monitored in Nebraska Hospital

American Exposed to Ebola being Monitored in Nebraska Hospital:  An American who may have been exposed to the lethal disease Ebola while in the Democratic Republic of Congo, has arrived at a Nebraska hospital to be monitored.  The CDC is asking frightened citizens to try and put things in perspective - pointing out that far more Americans will likely get dumped by Taylor Swift this year than…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 31, 2018 at 7:56pm — 2 Comments

Lindsay Graham Says Trump’s Wall is a Metaphor for Border Security

Lindsay Graham Says Trump’s Wall is a Metaphor for Border Security:  In an effort to assure a determined President Trump that we’re going to be funding his “wall," while still giving Democrats something they can sign off on - Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) has been telling the press that President Trump’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 30, 2018 at 9:52pm — 6 Comments

Cyber Attack Disrupts U.S. Newspaper Distribution

Cyber Attack Disrupts U.S. Newspaper Distribution:  A cyber attack which appeared to have originated outside the United States, caused major printing and delivery disruptions at the Los Angeles Times as well as quite a few other prominent U.S. newspapers.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 29, 2018 at 10:16pm — 5 Comments

Trump Threatens to Close Mexico Border if No Wall Funding

Trump Threatens to Close Mexico Border if No Wall Funding:  In a series of tweets, Donald Trump has been threatening to close down the US border with Mexico “entirely” if Democrats don’t give in and provide him with the funding he’s been demanding for his border…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 28, 2018 at 8:30pm — 9 Comments

Nissan American Executive Greg Kelly Released on Bail

Nissan American Executive Greg Kelly Released on Bail:  Nissan Motor Co. executive Greg Kelly has been released from detention in Japan after being granted bail over the alleged underreporting of his boss Carlos Ghosn's pay by $44 million between 2011 and 2015.  Kelly acknowledged the error of his ways and promised that if the court saw fit to release him, he will turn over a new Nissan…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 27, 2018 at 11:18pm — 2 Comments

Trump Vows Not to Reopen Federal Government Without Wall Funding

Trump Vows Not to Reopen Federal Government Without Wall Funding:  In a recent Oval Office appearance, President Trump declared that he fully intends to keep the federal government closed until he secures the desired funding from Congress for his promised border wall.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 25, 2018 at 9:47pm — 2 Comments

Long-Acting Contraceptives Gaining Acceptance With U.S. Women

Long-Acting Contraceptives Gaining Acceptance With U.S. Women:  New data shows that two-thirds of American women between the ages of 15 to 49 are using contraception and many are choosing implantable long-acting devices such as I.U.D.’s.  Why of course they want the long-term contraceptives.  I mean, what woman is gonna choose…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 24, 2018 at 8:15pm — 1 Comment

New Jersey Referee Ordered Black Wrestler To Cut Hair

New Jersey Referee Ordered Black Wrestler To Cut Hair:  People all over the world are decrying a New Jersey referee’s decision to force a black teen wrestler to cut his hair or forfeit his match as racist ruling.  …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 23, 2018 at 10:00pm — 5 Comments

Woman Sparks Uproar Complaining About Useless Gifts from Her Family

Woman Sparks Uproar Complaining About Useless Gifts from Her Family:  A woman has caused outrage on the online forum Mumsnet for saying she prefers getting no Christmas gifts, while calling the gifts her family gave her “useless bags of tat.”  Damn, I’m with her!  Last year a family member gave me a $2 snow globe and a 1.7 oz…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 22, 2018 at 9:42pm — 4 Comments

Trump Claims He Knows Technology Better Than Anyone:  After opponents called it an old-fashioned idea, Donald Trump defended construction of a wall along the US-Mexico border in a bizarre series of t…

Trump Claims He Knows Technology Better Than Anyone:  After opponents called it an old-fashioned idea, Donald Trump defended construction of a wall along the US-Mexico border in a bizarre series of tweets in which he compared it to "the wheel" and boasted that he…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 21, 2018 at 10:23pm — 13 Comments

Trump Orders Total Withdrawal of U.S. Forces in Syria

Trump Orders Total Withdrawal of U.S. Forces in Syria:  Against the wishes of his top military advisors, President Trump has ordered a total withdrawal of U.S. troops in Syria, declaring they have succeeded in their mission to defeat the Islamic State.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 19, 2018 at 10:46pm — 9 Comments

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