All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (984)

Starbucks Opens Cafe Staffed Exclusively By Elderly People

Starbucks Opens Cafe Staffed Exclusively By Elderly People:  Starbucks has opened a cafe in Mexico City that will have an exclusively elderly staff.  Ironically, many customers reported that they placed their orders in their 20’s, but by the time they finally received their drinks - they were nearly old enough to work at the Starbucks.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 7, 2018 at 9:17pm — 4 Comments

Deep Thoughts For Your Friday

Does Cory Booker really have anything in common with Spartacus?…

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Added by Doc Vega on September 7, 2018 at 1:57pm — 5 Comments

Scientists Discover First Known Plant-Eating Shark

Scientists Discover First Known Plant-Eating Shark:  Researchers at UC Irvine and Florida International University have confirmed that the bonnethead shark is the world’s first known omnivore shark - one that prefers eating both plants and meat.  OK, so they found a shark who happens to enjoy a little side salad when it eats a surfer.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 6, 2018 at 8:55pm — No Comments

President Trump Demands Identity of Anonymous NYT Writer

President Trump Demands Identity of Anonymous NYT Writer:  President Donald Trump is demanding that the New York Times reveal the identity of the “Senior Administration Official” who wrote the scathing op-ed piece about him, claiming the government needs to know who it was for "national security reasons.”  At first I thought it has to be Melania, but then it occurred to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 5, 2018 at 8:39pm — 2 Comments

Wizard of Oz Slippers Recovered 13 Years After Stolen

Wizard of Oz Slippers Recovered 13 Years After Stolen:  The world’s most recognizable pair of shoes, the famous Ruby Slippers worn by actress Judy Garland in the fabled 1939 movie "Wizard of Oz,” have been recovered 13 years after they were stolen in the dead of night from a shattered glass case at the Judy Garland Museum.  Rumors are swirling that the FBI has evidence…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 4, 2018 at 9:20pm — 2 Comments

Woman Kills Husband by Putting Eye Drops in Drinking Water

Woman Kills Husband by Putting Eye Drops in Drinking Water: Police say a South Carolina woman has been charged with murder after she allegedly poisoned her husband by putting over-the-counter eye drops in his drinking water.  Wow, who knew eye drops were a poison you could use to murder someone?  Guess these eye drops can do a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 3, 2018 at 7:38pm — 2 Comments

Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune

Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune:  Astronomers say circumstantial evidence continues to accumulate for the existence of a Planet Nine, the hypothetical body thought to be “lurking" in our solar system, way…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 2, 2018 at 8:30pm — 8 Comments

Royal Family Stunned Prince Harry Skipped Hunting Tradition:  The royal family is reportedly shocked that Prince Harry skipped out on the royal grouse hunt which has been a tradition since 1853, beca…

Royal Family Stunned Prince Harry Skipped Hunting Tradition:  The royal family is reportedly shocked that Prince Harry skipped out on the royal grouse hunt which has been a tradition since 1853, because of Meghan Markle’s strong opposition to animal cruelty.  Now I realize I should care deeply about this - but oddly enough, it doesn’t seem that I do - go figure!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 1, 2018 at 10:18pm — 4 Comments

NC Woman Guilty of Feeding Husbands Ex to Alligators

NC Woman Guilty of Feeding Husbands Ex to Alligators:  A North Carolina woman has been found guilty of trying to feed the remains of her husband’s ex-girlfriend they had killed and tried unsuccessfully to dissolve in muriatic acid - to the alligators.  During sentencing, the judge cautioned citizens that North Carolina strictly enforces their “don’t feed the alligators”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 31, 2018 at 9:56pm — 2 Comments

Trump Threatens to Withdraw US from World Trade Organization

Trump Threatens to Withdraw US from World Trade Organization:  In a move that could undermine one of the foundations of the modern global trading system, President Trump is threatening to withdraw from the World Trade Organization…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 30, 2018 at 9:25pm — 3 Comments

Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools

Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools:  Detroit authorities have ordered drinking water shut off to all 110 city public schools pending further testing after elevated levels of lead and copper were found in water at more than a dozen buildings.  In a show of generosity, Trump supporters have offered to serve the students some of the cool aid they’ve been…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 29, 2018 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Trump’s Claims to Have Tremendous New Trade Deal with Mexico

Trump’s Claims to Have Tremendous New Trade Deal with Mexico:  After months of fractious negotiations, President Donald Trump announced that his administration has reached an understanding with Mexico on a tremendous new 16-year trade deal which will replace the current North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).  And while no has any real idea exactly what the hell’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 27, 2018 at 8:21pm — No Comments

Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes

Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes:  Social media is all abuzz after Kim Kardashian West proudly posted pictures on Instagram of her new neon green Mercedes G series SUW that husband Kanye West bought her - a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 26, 2018 at 8:39pm — 2 Comments

Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe

Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe:  While on a photo opp at the Nationwide Children's Hospital in Ohio, President Trump was spending some time sitting with the kids and coloring in American flags, when he apparently became confused and added a blue stripe to the his flag.  Now in all fairness, the Russian flag does has a blue strip, so its…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 25, 2018 at 8:56pm — No Comments

Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress

Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress:  Arguing for her release on bond, Maria Butina’s lawyer says she is not the "spy-novel Kremlin-trained seductress” prosecutors try to portray her as - claiming that image is sexist and that Miss Butina got to where she is by pure intellect.  OK, but where she is - is in jail, so…Now if you ask me, even prison…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 24, 2018 at 8:46pm — 3 Comments

Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump

Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump:  With the news that he has just been given immunity, employees of the National Enquirer’s parent company are claiming that chairman and Trump ally David Pecker has a safe…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 23, 2018 at 7:42pm — 4 Comments

Leaked Images and Texts Contradict Asia Argento’s Denials

Leaked Images and Texts Contradict Asia Argento’s Denials:  After completely denying a New York Times report that she had sex with then 17-year-old child actor Jimmy Bennett, newly leaked photos and texts to TMZ seem to indicate that #MeToo leader Asia Argento wasn’t being completely truthful.  Gee, this whole story is starting to sound like a great script for a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 22, 2018 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

Manafort Found Guilty and Cohen Implicates Trump

Manafort Found Guilty and Cohen Implicates Trump:  In what had to be a very bad day for President Trump, his former campaign manger Paul Manafort was convicted on eight of 18 counts and former personal attorney Michael Cohen entered a guilty plea to prosecutors which included implicating the President in directing him to pay hush money.  Gee, we’re at the point where…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 21, 2018 at 8:38pm — 8 Comments

Colombians Told to Avoid Sex as Intense Heatwave Continues

Colombians Told to Avoid Sex as Intense Heatwave Continues:  Health officials in the Columbian coastal city of Santa Marta are warning residents to avoid having sex during peak hottest hours of the day while the area’s intense heatwave continues.  Damn, that’d be just my luck - finally about to get lucky and they cancel all sex because of global…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 20, 2018 at 8:45pm — No Comments

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