All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (986)

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 5, 2017 at 9:41pm — No Comments

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped:  In a blast of really bizarre early morning tweets, President Trump claimed that former President Obama had him wiretapped at Trump Tower just before the election.  Sources say the President found the wiretap device planted just under the drawer where he stores former President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.  And while intelligence agencies are calling the allegations ridiculous, they’ve refused to rule out the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 4, 2017 at 10:30pm — 2 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 9)

Duck! It's duck sauce, folks!

Added by Kage Alan on March 4, 2017 at 8:30am — 5 Comments

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice:  Arnold Schwarzenegger has issued a statement stating he is leaving NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, suggesting the show has too much baggage because Donald Trump is still involved with the show.  Gee, I wonder if that means he’ll will be leaving the US too?  Word has it Trump is now deeply involved with that too. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 3, 2017 at 8:38pm — 4 Comments

Failed Strategy of Beating The Meat ... after Doc Vega

In the weeks that followed the inauguration of President Donald Trump, the ideologue is atrophying!

With ears that are functional,

bending the law,

distorting the truth,

Jeff Sessions (is) somehow guilty

the Russian ambassador, the beast

shining knives of its karma.

betrays its own reality

Casting aspersions

Sputtering half truths

Propaganda like a python squeezing the life from the throat

the Russians, arrogant, who…

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Added by Terry McKenna on March 3, 2017 at 4:50pm — 1 Comment

Meridian 57 - 7 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on March 3, 2017 at 1:30am — No Comments

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions:  Amid reports that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had talks with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S. without disclosing it during his confirmation hearing, President Donald Trump said he wants to make it perfectly clear that he has “total confidence” in the Attorney General.  To further reinforce the point, an Administration spokesperson added that “not only does our President have the upmost confidence in…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 2, 2017 at 8:59pm — 2 Comments

"BATHROOM HUMOR is a Gassssss or Not A Pot to Piss In"!

What's the big deal…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 9:34am — 16 Comments

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees:  With bee populations declining in rapid numbers, scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to create a robot bee by turning an unassuming drone into a remote-controlled pollinator - attaching horsehairs coated with a special, sticky gel to its underbelly.  Researchers say their biggest challenge in building a robotic bee was designing a stinger that would hurt just as badly as getting stung by a real…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 1, 2017 at 9:16pm — 6 Comments

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption:  Powerful fountains of lava and volcanic ash are spewing out of Sicily’s Mount Etna in southern Italy, with viewers around the world watching the fiery show from the comfort and safety of their computer chairs.  While local residents were a little unnerved, the volcano appeared to be having a blast.  Meanwhile, in his address to Congress, President Trump warned that this is a classic example of what can…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 28, 2017 at 10:00pm — 3 Comments

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 27, 2017 at 10:38pm — No Comments

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump:  After retailers such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus announced they are dropping the Ivanka Trump brand, a group of Trump supporters now say they will refuse to shop at those vendors.  Yea, well excuse my skepticism, but it seems to me a bunch of Trump voters refusing to shop Neiman Marcus or Nordstrom would have about the same impact as Park Avenue residents deciding to boycott…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 26, 2017 at 9:40pm — No Comments

New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations

New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations: During his recent speech at CPAC, Trump’s new head of the Environmental Protection Agency Scott Pruitt, called for an "aggressive agenda of regulatory rollbacks,” while criticizing the Obama administration…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 25, 2017 at 11:11pm — 7 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 8)

Turnabout is fair play!

Added by Kage Alan on February 25, 2017 at 8:30am — 8 Comments

Kim Jong Un Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent

Kim Jong Un Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent:  Malaysian police say the chemical substance used to kill Kim Jong Un’s half brother Kim Jong Nam last week, was a banned nerve agent called VX, which is listed as a weapon of mass destruction by the United Nations.  Why the nerve of someone killing their own half brother with nerve gas.  I have half a mind to tell him so too.  Instead of killing him, couldn’t he have just had him beaten up and left him…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 24, 2017 at 10:30pm — No Comments

Meridian 57 - 6 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on February 24, 2017 at 2:00am — No Comments

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D:  Apple is rumored be working on a controversial new camera designed to map your face in 3-D for the purpose of facial recognition.  Yea - and good luck with that!  Hell, as it is, Siri suddenly turns into Helen Keller almost every time I ask it something.  And what’s with the 3-D pics anyway?  Do they think our current, regular selfies aren’t narcissistic enough?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 23, 2017 at 9:42pm — 1 Comment

Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes

Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes:  Conservative CNN contributor Rick Santorum is suggesting that former President Barack Obama is to blame for rising number of anti-Semitic crimes taking place under President Donald Trump.  Because nothing makes more sense than white surpremisist, racist, anti-semites looking to a former African American president like Barack Obama for leadership and guidance.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 22, 2017 at 10:49pm — 9 Comments

Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass

Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass:  A 50-year-old high school teacher in Buenos Aires said she’s received death threats, including a letter with a 9 mm bullet in it, warning her she would be shot if she didn’t give the entire class a passing grade in physics.  While I don’t condone gun violence, in these students defense, they were just studying the “Big Bang.”  On the other hand, I don’t think even death threats would have helped…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 21, 2017 at 10:42pm — No Comments

JFK Opens New $65 million Pet Terminal

JFK Opens New $65 million Pet Terminal:  New York’s JFK airport has just opened a new $65 million 178,000-square-foot animal terminal called “The Ark at JFK,” a pet oasis which includes splash pools, massage therapy, overnight kennels, vaccine and micro-chipping services, 24/7 emergency care and and in-house pet spa.  That’s just “plane” crazy.  Hell, makes me wanna run right out and get micro-chipped.  Who the hell wants to sit on one of those cold, hard JFK…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 20, 2017 at 10:49pm — 1 Comment

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