Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months: President Trump confused more than a few loyal followers recently while delivering a speech at an anti-abortion rally when he declared “right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her…Continue
Giant Potentially Hazardous Asteroid About to Whiz By Earth: An asteroid between 1600 and 4000 feet across is due to slip past Earth in early February, but NASA says there's no chance it will make impact as it will pass 2.6 million miles away. One thing’s for sure, even if this thing were about to strike Earth, nobody in Hawaii would ever believe it. …Continue
Trendy Tide Pod Challenge Puts Teens in Danger: A new, potentially lethal viral trend called the “Tide Pod Challenge” has sweeping through social media, which has teens filming themselves swallowing the Tide laundry detergent pods and then challenging others to do the same. …Continue
White House Doctor Gives Trump Clean Bill of Health: To nearly everyone’s astonishment, Donald Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson has given the 6’3” and 239 pound President a clean bill of health. Really? He’s claiming this hugely obese man is in great health? I suppose next, he’ll be telling us that Trump’s not fat, he’s just “big-boned.” Now come on - everyone (including his biggest supporters) know deep down inside that Trump is…Continue
Hawaii Emergency Management Employee Reassigned: The Hawaii emergency management employee who set off a statewide panic on Saturday morning by sending out a false alarm about an incoming ballistic missile has been temporarily reassigned. Emergency management officials are reassuring the public that everything is back under control and that the employee has been reassigned - to the tsunami emergency alert division.…Continue
Employee Accidentally Sets Off Missile Alert in Hawaii: A bogus emergency missile alert that was accidentally set off and sent out to everyone in Hawaii - has been determined to have been caused by an employee who mistakenly pushed the wrong…Continue
President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical: President Trump's White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital. …Continue
Trump Lawyer Arranged $130K Hush Money to Keep Porn Star Quiet: The Wall Street Journal is reporting that a lawyer for Donald Trump arranged a $130,000 payment to former porn star Stormy Daniels one month before the 2016 election in an effort to keep her silent…Continue
Trump Doesn’t Want Immigrants from $hithole Countries: According to two sources, President Donald Trump questioned why the United States would want to have immigrants from “$hithole countries” like Haiti, El Salvador and African nations, adding that “we should have more…Continue
Poll Finds 81% of Americans Can’t Identify Single Living Scientist: A new poll found that a full 81 percent of Americans could not correctly identify a single living scientist when asked to do so. Well, that certainly isn’t true in my case. Hell, I’d know my proctologist anywhere.…Continue
Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance: President Donald Trump is being mocked on social media after footage of him appearing to have difficulty singing our national anthem went viral during a college football game in Atlanta. …Continue
Every country has a Leader - but no one before had a Tweet Room, a Food Taster or a G…Continue
Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered: Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X. The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too. To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.…Continue
A couple of days ago our GENIUS President tweeted the following:
"I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump )…
Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area: The National Weather Service is predicting a powerful rainstorm will hit the LA basin Monday and Tuesday, breaking an 11-month record drought. The storm is expected to be so strong that some officials are urging people living in the outlying areas to consider skipping Monday and Tuesday and just moving on into Wednesday when the storm is expected to have already passed through the area.…Continue
Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability: In response to journalist Michael Wolff’s scathing new book “Fire and Fury,” President Trump took to Twitter to defend his mental stability by boasting about being “a very stable genius,” pointing out that his “two…Continue
"A woman suffered from an ovarian parasite that migrated down her Fallopian tube.
It took her 9 months to be cured of this infestation."
^^ THAT^^ is possibly the best explanation of pregnancy I have EVER seen! LOL
When wind chills are minus 100 Fahrenheit, the only appropriate clothing is a space suit.
California Romaine Lettuce E.coli Outbreak: California health officials say residents should stop eating romaine lettuce until the cause of a recent E. coli outbreak is identified. Officials say the E. coli situation is especially dangerous those paid for their lettuce using e-commerce.…Continue
got my copy!
opens during the campaign - there he sits contented after polishing off a pint of haagen daz vanilla.
if the idiot's eating habits offer a clue - his brain is in a state of…Continue