All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (986)

Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools

Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools:  Detroit authorities have ordered drinking water shut off to all 110 city public schools pending further testing after elevated levels of lead and copper were found in water at more than a dozen buildings.  In a show of generosity, Trump supporters have offered to serve the students some of the cool aid they’ve been…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 29, 2018 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Trump’s Claims to Have Tremendous New Trade Deal with Mexico

Trump’s Claims to Have Tremendous New Trade Deal with Mexico:  After months of fractious negotiations, President Donald Trump announced that his administration has reached an understanding with Mexico on a tremendous new 16-year trade deal which will replace the current North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).  And while no has any real idea exactly what the hell’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 27, 2018 at 8:21pm — No Comments

Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes

Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes:  Social media is all abuzz after Kim Kardashian West proudly posted pictures on Instagram of her new neon green Mercedes G series SUW that husband Kanye West bought her - a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 26, 2018 at 8:39pm — 2 Comments

Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe

Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe:  While on a photo opp at the Nationwide Children's Hospital in Ohio, President Trump was spending some time sitting with the kids and coloring in American flags, when he apparently became confused and added a blue stripe to the his flag.  Now in all fairness, the Russian flag does has a blue strip, so its…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 25, 2018 at 8:56pm — No Comments

Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress

Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress:  Arguing for her release on bond, Maria Butina’s lawyer says she is not the "spy-novel Kremlin-trained seductress” prosecutors try to portray her as - claiming that image is sexist and that Miss Butina got to where she is by pure intellect.  OK, but where she is - is in jail, so…Now if you ask me, even prison…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 24, 2018 at 8:46pm — 3 Comments

Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump

Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump:  With the news that he has just been given immunity, employees of the National Enquirer’s parent company are claiming that chairman and Trump ally David Pecker has a safe…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 23, 2018 at 7:42pm — 4 Comments

Leaked Images and Texts Contradict Asia Argento’s Denials

Leaked Images and Texts Contradict Asia Argento’s Denials:  After completely denying a New York Times report that she had sex with then 17-year-old child actor Jimmy Bennett, newly leaked photos and texts to TMZ seem to indicate that #MeToo leader Asia Argento wasn’t being completely truthful.  Gee, this whole story is starting to sound like a great script for a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 22, 2018 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

Manafort Found Guilty and Cohen Implicates Trump

Manafort Found Guilty and Cohen Implicates Trump:  In what had to be a very bad day for President Trump, his former campaign manger Paul Manafort was convicted on eight of 18 counts and former personal attorney Michael Cohen entered a guilty plea to prosecutors which included implicating the President in directing him to pay hush money.  Gee, we’re at the point where…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 21, 2018 at 8:38pm — 8 Comments

Colombians Told to Avoid Sex as Intense Heatwave Continues

Colombians Told to Avoid Sex as Intense Heatwave Continues:  Health officials in the Columbian coastal city of Santa Marta are warning residents to avoid having sex during peak hottest hours of the day while the area’s intense heatwave continues.  Damn, that’d be just my luck - finally about to get lucky and they cancel all sex because of global…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 20, 2018 at 8:45pm — No Comments

Giuliani Claims Truth Isn’t Truth on Meet the Press

Giuliani Claims Truth Isn’t Truth on Meet the Press:  Responding to Meet the Press moderator Chuck Todd’s assertion that the President has nothing to fear about perjury if he simply tells the truth, Rudy Giuliani began claiming “facts are in the eye of the beholder” and “truth isn’t truth.”  And with that - the Trump Train has just pulled into Orwellia Station - “all…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 19, 2018 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

Mail Carrier Surprised by Red Tail Boa Wrapped Around Mailbox

Mail Carrier Surprised by Red Tail Boa Wrapped Around Mailbox:  Police report that a Kansas letter carrier was unable to carry out some of those Postal Service duties, after finding a Red Tail Boa snake on someone’s mailbox.  Laugh if you want, but its sure one hell of a way to stop porch pirates from stealing your Amazon deliveries.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2018 at 8:30pm — 2 Comments

Zurich to Open Prostitution Drive-Throughs

Zurich to Open Prostitution Drive-Throughs:  The Swiss city of Zurich has approved a measure that will open prostitution “drive-throughs” in the city, where customers can place their orders for one of 40 prostitutes and then have sex with them in a wooden booth.  Now I have no idea what they’re gonna call these “drive-throughs,” but I think “Jack in the Box” or…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 17, 2018 at 9:16pm — 5 Comments

Khloé Kardashian on Vacation in Mexico

Khloé Kardashian on Vacation in Mexico:  The tabloids are reporting that reality star Khloé Kardashian has been showing off her “beach body” while vacationing in Puerto Vallarta.  First off, I’d like to know why it is that every Bigfoot picture always seems so grainy and slightly out of focus?  But come on, she’s on vacation…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 16, 2018 at 9:08pm — No Comments

Prosecutors May Charge Teen Who Pushed Her Friend Off Bridge

Prosecutors May Charge Teen Who Pushed Her Friend Off Bridge:  Prosecutors in Washington will consider charging an 18-year-old teen who pushed her 16-year-old friend off a bridge in Vancouver, Wash, sending her plummeting 60 feet to the river below and leaving her with several broken ribs, a bruised esophagus and an injured trachea.  My guess is that she will not only…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 15, 2018 at 9:25pm — No Comments

Over 300 Priests Involved in Pennsylvania Catholic Church Sex Abuse

Over 300 Priests Involved in Pennsylvania Catholic Church Sex Abuse:  According to a sweeping grand jury report, more than 300 Catholic priests across Pennsylvania sexually abused children over seven decades, protected by a hierarchy of church leaders who covered it up.  Excuse me, but what the hell do you expect from an institution founded on Peter?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 14, 2018 at 10:40pm — 3 Comments

Woman Flooded with Makeup Requests After Mugshot Goes Viral

Woman Flooded with Makeup Requests After Mugshot Goes Viral:  A former Texas A&M University student’s mugshot for possession of 2 grams of marijuana - has gone viral after being posted on the Greenville, Texas police Facebook page,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 13, 2018 at 6:03pm — No Comments

Trump Backs Boycott of Harley Davidson in Steel Tariff Dispute

Trump Backs Boycott of Harley Davidson in Steel Tariff Dispute:  President Trump hosted a "Bikers for Trump” rally at his golf club in Bedminister, New Jersey this past weekend, telling supporters he is all for boycotting Harley Davidson in the latest salvo in a dispute between the company and the President over Trump’s tariffs on steel.  Gee, an American President…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 12, 2018 at 8:13pm — No Comments

Trump 2020 Campaign Wants to Sell Space Force Gear

Trump 2020 Campaign Wants to Sell Space Force Gear:  President Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign wants to start selling a new Space force themed line of merchandise, and they are soliciting the public’s votes on which design to use.  Why I think its just ridiculous wasting the public’s time over something like this when its blatantly obvious that the person they need to be…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 11, 2018 at 9:14pm — No Comments

Study Finds Salt Not as Unhealthy as Previously Thought

Study Finds Salt Not as Unhealthy as Previously Thought:  While the World Health Organization recommends cutting sodium intake to no more than 2g a day, a controversial new study claims that salt probably isn’t as damaging to health as was usually claimed.  Oh yea?  Well try telling that to the poor slugs.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 10, 2018 at 6:38pm — 4 Comments

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