All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (985)

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 13, 2017 at 10:32pm — 12 Comments

Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft

Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft:  In an ongoing battle with Katy Perry after she revealed she intends to purchase a former convent put up for sale by the Catholic Church, some of the nuns of the conservative Order of the Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary say they don’t approve of the singer’s lifestyle (read - she supports the LGBTQ community) and are now claiming that she is actually a witch.  Wow, what century are we in again?  I bet…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 12, 2017 at 11:01pm — No Comments

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan:  A new photograph taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, shows a close-up of Saturn’s elusive and odd looking moon “Pan,” prompting some to call the object “space ravioli.”  Humm, Pan-fried space ravioli?  While it does sound rather good, I seriously doubt if its worth going all the way to Saturn for.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 11, 2017 at 10:09pm — No Comments

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks - including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure - especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn't give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 10, 2017 at 11:00pm — 3 Comments

"MELANIA FINDS 'LAST STRAW' LOOPHOLE FOR DIVORCE" - Top Ten Whine List!

"My marriage?  It's working like fine-tuned machine", Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 10, 2017 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

Meridian 57 - 8 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on March 10, 2017 at 4:00am — No Comments

WikiLeaks Claims CIA can Spy on You Through Your TV

WikiLeaks Claims CIA can Spy on You Through Your TV:  The latest release from WikiLeaks claims the CIA has a plethora of tools which they can use to hack a variety of everyday devices – from phones, to cars, to televisions – reminding us of the fragile state of Internet security.  I don’t know about my TV, but I’m pretty sure the government may be spying on me through my blowdryer.  Hell, every time I turn it on, I feel a blast of hot air.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 9, 2017 at 11:12pm — 3 Comments

Inspired by SBA's Oy Vey Foot Shooting - Samantha Bee's Latest

Trump Shot ‘Himself in the Dick’

Added by JMac1949 Today on March 9, 2017 at 4:25pm — 3 Comments

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants:  In his first speech as the new secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), Dr Ben Carson referred to slaves brought to the United States against their will as "immigrants," drawing quick condemnation from civil rights groups who cast his remarks as offensive.  Now I’m no expert on immigration, but I’m sensing those would be about the only “immigrants” in history who would beg to get…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 7, 2017 at 10:28pm — 4 Comments

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 5, 2017 at 9:41pm — No Comments

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped:  In a blast of really bizarre early morning tweets, President Trump claimed that former President Obama had him wiretapped at Trump Tower just before the election.  Sources say the President found the wiretap device planted just under the drawer where he stores former President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.  And while intelligence agencies are calling the allegations ridiculous, they’ve refused to rule out the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 4, 2017 at 10:30pm — 2 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 9)

Duck! It's duck sauce, folks!

Added by Kage Alan on March 4, 2017 at 8:30am — 5 Comments

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice:  Arnold Schwarzenegger has issued a statement stating he is leaving NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, suggesting the show has too much baggage because Donald Trump is still involved with the show.  Gee, I wonder if that means he’ll will be leaving the US too?  Word has it Trump is now deeply involved with that too. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 3, 2017 at 8:38pm — 4 Comments

Failed Strategy of Beating The Meat ... after Doc Vega

In the weeks that followed the inauguration of President Donald Trump, the ideologue is atrophying!

With ears that are functional,

bending the law,

distorting the truth,

Jeff Sessions (is) somehow guilty

the Russian ambassador, the beast

shining knives of its karma.

betrays its own reality

Casting aspersions

Sputtering half truths

Propaganda like a python squeezing the life from the throat

the Russians, arrogant, who…

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Added by Terry McKenna on March 3, 2017 at 4:50pm — 1 Comment

Meridian 57 - 7 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on March 3, 2017 at 1:30am — No Comments

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions:  Amid reports that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had talks with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S. without disclosing it during his confirmation hearing, President Donald Trump said he wants to make it perfectly clear that he has “total confidence” in the Attorney General.  To further reinforce the point, an Administration spokesperson added that “not only does our President have the upmost confidence in…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 2, 2017 at 8:59pm — 2 Comments

"BATHROOM HUMOR is a Gassssss or Not A Pot to Piss In"!

What's the big deal…

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Added by marilyn sands on March 2, 2017 at 9:34am — 16 Comments

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees:  With bee populations declining in rapid numbers, scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to create a robot bee by turning an unassuming drone into a remote-controlled pollinator - attaching horsehairs coated with a special, sticky gel to its underbelly.  Researchers say their biggest challenge in building a robotic bee was designing a stinger that would hurt just as badly as getting stung by a real…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 1, 2017 at 9:16pm — 6 Comments

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption

Italy’s Mount Etna Undergoing Magnificent Eruption:  Powerful fountains of lava and volcanic ash are spewing out of Sicily’s Mount Etna in southern Italy, with viewers around the world watching the fiery show from the comfort and safety of their computer chairs.  While local residents were a little unnerved, the volcano appeared to be having a blast.  Meanwhile, in his address to Congress, President Trump warned that this is a classic example of what can…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 28, 2017 at 10:00pm — 3 Comments

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 27, 2017 at 10:38pm — No Comments

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