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TMI: The Star Wars Celebration Orlando Trip (Part 2)

We last left our heroes in Orlando on a Friday afternoon on Holy Shit Day as the Star Wars Celebration convention kicked into high gear! And they got the heck outta there.

LB and I headed out right after, grabbed some Red Lobster for lunch, and I was informed I’d agreed to attend a Cirque show at Downtown Disney in the early evening. And so I did. Agree, that is. By default. We decided to take a swim first, and enjoyed a refreshing dip before heading to La Nouba. La Nouba is the third…

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Added by Kage Alan on April 19, 2017 at 6:30am — 6 Comments

White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier's Location

White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier's Location:  A senior Administration official says a miscommunication with the Pentagon and the Trump Defense Department was responsible for President Trump falsely claiming on Fox News that he was sending “a very powerful naval armada" to the Korean Peninsula, when those ships were actually on their way to military exercises out in the Indian Ocean, some 3,500 miles in the opposite…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 18, 2017 at 8:57pm — 7 Comments

TMI: The Star Wars Celebration Orlando Trip (Part 1)

I promised my brother-in-law I wouldn’t blog about his not inviting me to his bachelor party, so, as you can see, I’m totally keeping that promise! Now, on to today’s post.

Ever have someone read your blog posts (or your emails if you don’t have a blog) and give you feedback before you post or send them? Welcome to my life with Little Brother. I’ve been put on notice regarding my recent blog posts for telling folks about the aging process, about ear or nose hair, etc., and informed…

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Added by Kage Alan on April 18, 2017 at 6:30am — 6 Comments

Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words

Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words:  In an early morning tweet, President Trump urged all Americans to read Michael J. Knowles’ Amazon bestseller “Reasons to Vote for Democrats,” a satirical book that contains nothing but 260 blank pages.  No doubt the book is at the top of Betsy DeVos' reading list.  Actually, its a great read for Trump people, because you can just make up your own stories.  When asked if he actually read the book, Trump…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 17, 2017 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor

Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor:  A decorated Navy SEAL is under investigation after it was disclosed that the soldier had been moonlighting as porn actor Jay Voom, but his porn-star wife Jewels Jade claims he was only trying to help her career after they had experienced financial difficulty.  Well, first of all, I’d like to tell them “thanks for your cervix.”  Apparently all his missions weren't impossible.  So they had some financial…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 16, 2017 at 8:03pm — 4 Comments

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen's Gold-Plated Carriage:  In what is being described by officials as a potential security nightmare, US President Donald Trump is reportedly demanding to ride in the Queen's royal, gold-plated carriage to travel down The Mall to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 15, 2017 at 9:45pm — 6 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 15)

It's not just me, right? You perceive a slight threat in this too?

Added by Kage Alan on April 15, 2017 at 8:00am — 3 Comments

Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California

Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California:  Ending years of speculation, Apple’s late entry into a crowded field was made official with the disclosure that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has awarded a permit for the company to start testing its self-driving car…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 14, 2017 at 10:31pm — 4 Comments

Meridian 57 - 13 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 14, 2017 at 3:30am — No Comments

Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations

Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations:  Donald Trump’s exclusive Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago country club, where he has been routinely entertaining world leaders with dinner and diplomacy, has just been cited again for a number of serious food safety…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 13, 2017 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

New Berkeley Study Explains Why Shoelaces Come Undone

New Berkeley Study Explains Why Shoelaces Come Undone:  After numerous tests run on a treadmill, a UC Berkeley professor of mechanical engineering determined that the combination of banging a leg up and down and jerking it forward is primarily responsible for our shoelaces continually becoming untied.  Oh yea, I’ve heard about that study.  I believe its called “String Theory.”  If you ask me, the solution to this is simple.  Instead of using regular…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 12, 2017 at 8:45pm — 2 Comments

Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan

Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan:  Cosmopolitan magazine is infamous for their  click-bait headlines about women’s dieting tips, and in one of its signature pieces, they published a profile of a 31-year-old Australian woman who Cosmo claimed "lost 44 pounds without ANY exercise” - only, as it turns out - the reason she lost the weight was that she had cancer.  Hell, they may as well have added that if you go on this diet plan, it could be the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 11, 2017 at 9:41pm — No Comments

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming:  Scientists have identified regions of the brain involved in dreaming in a study with significant implications for our understanding of the purpose of dreams and of consciousness itself - even offering clues as to what the dream is actually about.  In related news, Facebook announced they are just a few short years away from targeted, in-dream advertising!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 10, 2017 at 9:08pm — 4 Comments

"NO NUNES is GOOD NUNES"!

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Added by marilyn sands on April 10, 2017 at 9:30am — 12 Comments

A Senile Deity With Bad Aim Sends Hair To Wrong Places

I distinctly remember starting college and listening to many of the guys on my dorm floor talking about their weekend conquests. And for once, these people weren’t making it up. They really were doing the deed, and a couple of them mentioned how the girls loved their chest hair. I didn’t have any. None. Zip. Zilch. I didn’t have any girls either, which I’m totally fine with, but I wanted chest hair. I probably went to bed for the next 3 years each night putting a word in with a higher power…

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Added by Kage Alan on April 10, 2017 at 6:30am — 5 Comments

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School:  If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 9, 2017 at 9:00pm — 10 Comments

Meridian 57 - 12 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 9, 2017 at 7:00pm — No Comments

Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 8, 2017 at 8:30pm — 2 Comments

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