All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (991)

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY:  Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.

Initially, everyone…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 27, 2017 at 8:03pm — 9 Comments

Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters

Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters:  Twitter just announced it will test extending the text limit of a post on its service from 140 to 280 characters.  What an exciting day for democracy!  People will now be free to express twice the anger - and with hardly any additional effort.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 26, 2017 at 7:15pm — 4 Comments

Oxford Student Gets Suspended Sentence for Stabbing Ex-Boyfriend

Oxford Student Gets Suspended Sentence for Stabbing Ex-Boyfriend:  A judge has created a huge controversy by sentencing a 24-year-old, female Oxford University aspiring heart surgeon student to only a 10-month suspended sentence for stabbing her ex-boyfriend during a drug and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 25, 2017 at 9:00pm — No Comments

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business:  According to a new report, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner has been using his private email account to conduct official White House business.  While that certainly exposes a huge hypocrisy on their part, I suppose one could argue what state secrets could Kushner possibly reveal that Donald Trump hasn’t already made public in some early morning volcanic tweet storm? …

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 24, 2017 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

Christian Conspiracy Theorist David Meade Cancels Apocalypse

Christian Conspiracy Theorist David Meade Cancels Apocalypse:  Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade, who claimed the world would end September 23rd when the mysterious planet Nibiru would collide with Earth, is now backtracking on that prediction and instead…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 23, 2017 at 10:12pm — 2 Comments

Awakening Supervolcano Threatening Naples Area

Awakening Supervolcano Threatening Naples Area:  Scientists have discovered a “hot zone” feeding the Campi Flegrei supervolcano near Naples in southern Italy, prompting fears it is nearing eruption - threatening catastrophe for the 1.5 million people living in the region.  In a series of angry early morning tweets, President Trump warned that an attack on an ally like Italy would be considered an attack on the United States and promised to bomb the volcano…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 22, 2017 at 9:29pm — 2 Comments

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn't think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 21, 2017 at 8:42pm — 1 Comment

Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood

Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood:  Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylish, long-awaited Goop standalone store has opened its doors at the super-trendy Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles.  Funny, because all this time I just assumed that “Goop” was that stuff doctors were finding between Gwyneth Paltrow’s ears.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 20, 2017 at 9:46pm — 3 Comments

Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake

Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake:  Upon seeing a rattlesnake slither into the birthday BBQ he was hosting in his yard, a 48-year-old Arizona man named Victor Pratt decided to impress his guests on how to catch and cook a rattlesnake, but lost his grip while playing with the snake and got bitten on his neck and face.  Gee, playing with the snake before trying to grill it?  Makes you wonder, didn’t his mother ever warn him you’re not…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 19, 2017 at 6:10pm — 2 Comments

Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might

Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might:  President Donald Trump says he wants to see a parade showcasing US military might rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4th - complete with tanks, planes and missiles.  

Wow - a good…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 18, 2017 at 9:38pm — No Comments

Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed

Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed:  The image of T. rex as ferocious predator has been taken down a notch after a research team, using a series of “bio-mechanical techniques,” concluded that the T. rex could only run about 12 miles per hour and had to make a living either by attacking large, slow herbivores or hiding and then attacking smaller animals.  Oh come on - next they’ll be telling us that T. rex was actually a vegan who’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 17, 2017 at 8:54pm — 3 Comments

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters:  A deadly herpes virus is threatening Pacific oysters, the world’s most popular and valuable oyster species - and scientists say it’s almost certain to spread more widely in our globally connected world.  Oh great!  Try explaining that one to your wife or your husband - that nasty case of herpes you have - you caught it from an oyster.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 16, 2017 at 8:30pm — No Comments

Snow Leopard No Longer on Endangered List

Snow Leopard No Longer on Endangered List:  In a controversial move, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has removed the snow leopard from the endangered species list for the first time in 45 years, changing its status to “vulnerable.”  Those familiar with the decision say the organization had no choice as more and more snow leopards have transitioned from hunting and hiding out in the wild - to joining posh ski lodges and purchasing…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 15, 2017 at 9:15pm — 1 Comment

Trump Blames Cell Service for Failure to Call Mexico

Trump Blames Cell Service for Failure to Call Mexico:  President Donald Trump has claimed the reason he did not reach out to Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto immediately after the country’s huge, devastating earthquake was that there was no cellphone reception in Mexico.  Probably just didn’t wanna pay roaming charges.  Too bad he didn’t call though, because…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 14, 2017 at 9:43pm — No Comments

Martin Shkreli to Be Jailed Over Hillary Clinton Threat

Martin Shkreli to Be Jailed Over Hillary Clinton Threat:  Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli was ordered jailed in light of what a judge termed the “danger inherent in Shkreli's Facebook recent post” offering a $5,000 reward to anyone who snags-off a lock of Hillary Clinton's hair.  Sounds like the only “lock” Mr Shkreli can expect from this point on will be the lock closing tightly on his jail cell door.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 13, 2017 at 9:35pm — 2 Comments

Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban

Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban:  The Supreme Court has granted a Trump administration request to continue to bar most refugees under its travel ban.  Hey, I got an idea for a travel ban.  How about a travel ban which would prevent Trump from galavanting all over the country to play golf every weekend at taxpayer expense?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 12, 2017 at 9:01pm — No Comments

"SATIRIST'S (and Comedians) GO WIDE"...Longing for Speed Bumps in today's News Cycle!

Remember when 'Breaking News' was an Earthquake, a Wild Fire or a President choking on a pretzel?…

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Added by marilyn sands on September 12, 2017 at 8:00am — 8 Comments

Study Probes Why People Believe Conspiracy Theories

Study Probes Why People Believe Conspiracy Theories:  A new study found that people who frequently endorsed conspiracy theories were more likely to believe they possessed scarce and secret information which most others do not.  Of course, I’m not necessarily sure it’s a positive thing when the only others in possession of that “secret information” you possess - are people who’ve been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 11, 2017 at 9:00pm — 6 Comments

Scientists Worry World May Be Running Out of Sand

Scientists Worry World May Be Running Out of Sand:  While most people assume sand is an infinite resource, a just published prospectus cautions that the over-exploitation of global supplies of sand - mostly for use as construction materials, could wreak both political and environmental…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 10, 2017 at 7:55pm — 7 Comments

Evangelist Claims Death Planet Will Destroy Earth September 23rd

Evangelist Claims Death Planet Will Destroy Earth September 23rd:  Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade is predicting the planet Nibiru (aka Planet-X), which he claims is inhabited by an advanced alien race called the Annunaki, will collide with Earth on September…

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Added by Johnny Robish on September 9, 2017 at 8:51pm — 6 Comments

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