Woman Falls Asleep in Flight Waking Up in Dark Locked and Empty Plane: A woman claims she fell asleep during a 90-minute Air Canada flight from Quebec to Toronto, only to wake up late at night in a completely empty, dark and locked plane, which had been cleared and parked for…Continue
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FDA Approves Injectable Med to Bolster Women's Sex Drive: Federal regulators approved a medication to boost low sex drive in women that comes in the form of a shot to the thigh or abdomen. Of course, the first thing Trump officials wanted to know was “is it available in the form of a blowgun dart?”…Continue
Prolonged Phone Use Causing Horns to Grow Out of Young People’s Skulls: New research out of Australia in biomechanics suggests that young people are starting to develop bone spurs similar to “horns” in the back of their skulls - believed to be caused by looking down at…Continue
Coupla three light years ago (Esquire) had an article (something to the effect)'How to Speak Intelligently'.
It discussed 'bathos' and quote pathos unquote, drawing the distinction apropos correct albeit 'occasional' usage of either. A so-called 'concrete poet' of reliable repute with some semantic fluency and euphonious-nous (harmonic) suggested that an inversion of the 'p' and 'b' (in particular if one reads too much or not enough) the 'learning curve' (or…Continue
Ice Age Wolf Discovered Fully Preserved in Russian Permafrost: The decapitated head of a 40,000-year-old wolf subspecies, has been discovered intact in northern Russia - with its ears, fangs, brain and tongue perfectly preserved in the permafrost. Scientists believe the animal may have been a wolf queen in her pack, who was beheaded after telling the hungry wolves…Continue
Trump's Order Trimming Science Advisory Panels Sparks Outrage: Former heads of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and Interior Department as well as environmentalists, are blasting a new executive order signed by President Trump late Friday evening, as a stealthy measure…Continue
Trump Tells George Stephanopoulos He’s An Honest Guy: During his now infamous interview with ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos, President Trump kept returning to the topic of the Mueller Report - claiming that he “likes the truth,” he’s actually "an honest guy” and that he…Continue
The future is in here and in there to. The past is as cat out of the bag crazy as you care to call it. I’m willing to come or go as you please, because I’m waiting and seeing. My universe is mastered by me. Yours is up for grabs.
I have paper work, not that it would keep me alive longer than had I not bothered to master anything. Anti intellectualism is peaking. I argue my credentials to be the accidental byproduct of research, but in some circles…Continue
Target Registers Crash and Customers Wait Hours to Check Out: Target cash registers across the country simultaneously malfunctioned due to a systems issue, creating massively long waits in line, with many…Continue
Even in the heat of passion - Ann Mueller did her civic duty & taped her husband Bob for clues to his baffling syntactic Report in the now infamous Bedroom Tapes...…Continue
Trump Now Says He Would Report Foreign Campaign Interference: Under fire, President Trump has backtracked on his previous position about accepting campaign help from foreign governments without necessarily telling the FBI - and is now claiming that he would certainly report it…Continue
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Resigns as White House Press Secretary: President Trump has just announced on Twitter that White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving her post at the end of the month to return home to Arkansas.…Continue
Scientists Say Plants Can Actually Talk: Botanists say plants can really talk and have the recordings to prove it. In fact, visitors to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden can actually listen to recordings of the songs corn plants sing. Yea, well then, anyone who comes over to my place, better make up their minds pretty damn fast -…Continue
Added by Johnny Robish on June 12, 2019 at 8:50pm — No Comments
YOU CANADIANS WON’T BE LAUGHING WHEN WE TARIFF YOUR GEESE!!
Scientists Closing In On Hidden Scottish Meteorite Crater: Scientists say they’re close to finding a large impact crater, believed to have formed when a huge meteorite struck just off the coast of Scotland approximately 1.2 billion years ago. All I can say is, it’s a damn good thing it didn’t hit Scotland in modern times, because a helluva lot of people might have…Continue
Added by Johnny Robish on June 11, 2019 at 8:37pm — No Comments
Vatican Declares People Don’t Get to Choose Their Genders: The Vatican department charged with overseeing Catholic education just released an extensive document, decrying what it calls a "crisis" on whether gender can be an individual choice rather than being set by God or…Continue
Mayor Wants Socialists, LGBTQ and Abortion Rights Activists Killed: Amid calls for his resignation, the Republican mayor of Carbon Hill, Alabama has been forced to apologize to people who "took offense" when he suggested in a Facebook post that gay people, abortion campaigners,…Continue
White House Downplays Football Field-Sized Asteroid Threat: Astronomers at the European Space Agency (ESA), say there is a small chance that an asteroid, roughly the width of a football field, will strike the Earth in early September.…Continue
Trump Appears To Think Our Moon is Part of Mars: President Trump appeared to be seriously confused, after stating that he felt “NASA should forget about the moon and focus on the much bigger things we are doing - including Mars - of which the Moon is a part.” Hell, no wonder Trump supporters think the moon landing was faked. …Continue