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How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse:  Reuters has published an informative article to help people determine if their eyes were damaged by looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.  And while I’m no optometrist, I’d have to assume the answer is simply “if you’re able to read this article about eye damage, you’re eyes are fine.” …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 21, 2017 at 11:20pm — 3 Comments

Research Showing Walnuts Effective Weight Loss Tool

Research Showing Walnuts Effective Weight Loss Tool:  New studies are finding that walnuts are an effective weight loss tool - rich in omega-3 fatty acids and known to suppress appetite, they’re being linked to reduced risk of obesity and diabetes.  I can attest that its true.  Hell, I’ve been putting out walnuts every morning for the squirrels in my garden and not a one of them seem to have a weight problem.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 20, 2017 at 9:26pm — No Comments

Duke University to Remove Robert E. Lee Statue

Duke University to Remove Robert E. Lee Statue:  Duke University president Vincent Price has authorized the removal of Gen. Robert E. Lee’s statue from the front of the school chapel after students made very clear they don’t want the Confederate monument there anymore.  Let me get this straight, Vincent Price is now running Duke University?  And I suppose if he hadn't agreed to remove the statue, he would have been replaced by Bela Lugosi?  And is it just me,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 19, 2017 at 8:05pm — 4 Comments

Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist

Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist:  President Trump's controversial chief strategist Steve Bannon is leaving the White House, in another major staff shakeup announced at the close of yet another tumultuous week in Washington.  Wow, talk about draining the swamp.  On a positive note, now Bannon will be free to start drinking his bourbon in the morning.  Hell, the way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump decides to fire himself.  Of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2017 at 9:39pm — No Comments

White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid

White Supremacist Chris Cantwell Booted From Dating Site OkCupid:  Dating site OkCupid has announced they have banned white supremacist leader Chris Cantwell for life after learning he was a member of the popular dating website.  Luckily for Cantwell, there’s a dating site called OKStupid which is tailor-made for the dating needs of people like him.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 17, 2017 at 9:03pm — 8 Comments

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring - lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard - wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 16, 2017 at 9:41pm — 2 Comments

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must've taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 15, 2017 at 8:48pm — 1 Comment

Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague

Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague:  Fleas in two Arizona counties have tested positive for carrying bubonic plague, an infectious disease that took the lives of millions of people in the Middle Ages.  Health officials are urging Arizona residents to - if possible - avoid these fleas and ticks like the plague. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 14, 2017 at 10:32pm — 5 Comments

White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups

White House Claims Condemnation Statement Included Hate Groups:  In response to criticism for failing to directly condemn the hate groups involved in the Charlottesville alt-right rally that ended with three dead, the White House issued a statement which basically said the President meant them too.  In all fairness, the President was quick to point out that the killer was clearly not a very courteous driver.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 13, 2017 at 9:17pm — 3 Comments

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally:  Former KKK leader David Duke and other White Nationalist leaders are striking out at President Trump for condemning the violence at the White Nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, reminding the President…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 12, 2017 at 8:30pm — 5 Comments

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 11, 2017 at 8:50pm — No Comments

GOP Senator Suggests Brain Tumor Contributed to McCain’s No Vote

GOP Senator Suggests Brain Tumor Contributed to McCain’s No Vote:  Republican Sen. Ron Johnson is suggesting that Sen John McCain’s vote against the “skinny repeal” of Obamacare last month may have been because McCain’s brain tumor affected his judgment.  When I first saw this story, I thought perhaps its the good senator and not McCain who’s the one with the head injury, or maybe he just does all his thinking with his Johnson.  But now that I think about it,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 10, 2017 at 8:45pm — 4 Comments

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 9, 2017 at 9:06pm — 4 Comments

"THE TRUMP ERROR"! Satirically Yours...

You call 6 months an Era?  For me,…

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Added by marilyn sands on August 9, 2017 at 1:48pm — 13 Comments

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea:  President Trump gave his most direct and poignant warning toward North Korea yet, warning that the rogue nation had “best not make any more threats to the United States,” or “they will be met with fire and fury like the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 8, 2017 at 8:47pm — 3 Comments

The Sinister Behind ... a free verse poem, after Doc Vega

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Added by Terry McKenna on August 8, 2017 at 3:30pm — 1 Comment

Back To The Future...

It seems no matter what we do all roads lead back to the future. Like for instance: Didn’t we "duck and cover" once already? Did we not build bomb shelters already? Where are they now?



We were watching a CD (yes, even those are now Blu-Ray CD’s…sheesh.) of the Ed Sullivan Show (the early Beatles) including the "old commercials." Huh. I did'nt know Anacin could be used to fight depression…

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Added by Sheila Reep on August 8, 2017 at 1:13pm — 5 Comments

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment:  Fox News host and contributor Eric Bolling tweeted his appreciation to those who’ve supported him after he was suspended from Fox for sexting and harassing female colleagues.  A grateful Bolling tweeted “Overwhelmed by all the support I have received.  Thank you.  Look forward to sending each and every one of you a close-up pic of my junk asap.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 7, 2017 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid:  Vice President Mike Pence is calling a New York Times report that says he’s quietly laying the groundwork for a possible presidential run in 2020 "laughable and absurd.”  Guess that may explain why Trump’s been feeling a bit “pensive” lately.  But come on, this story is just plain nonsense.  Everyone knows Pence will be President by 2018.  Fun Fact - Pence will become our first President since the 19th…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 6, 2017 at 9:10pm — No Comments

New Pics Emerge of Shirtless Putin on Vacation

New Pics Emerge of Shirtless Putin on Vacation:  Just as President Trump is about to head off on a 17-day vacation, pictures are emerging of Russian President Vladimir Putin diving, fishing and sun bathing shirtless, while on vacation in Siberia.  Looking at these pics makes me think that our President needs to be Putin more time in the gym.  By the way, is that a body I see floating in the water behind Putin’s boat?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on August 5, 2017 at 9:07pm — 2 Comments

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