All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (992)

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find a job that provides health…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 27, 2017 at 9:32pm — 1 Comment

Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump

Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump:  According to a wide-ranging international study, with the exception of Russia, Donald Trump’s presidency is alarming citizens of our nation’s closest allies as well as others worldwide, diminishing the US standing in the world.  Can’t for the life of me understand why. Hell, here in the US - all the coal mines have now been reopened, scientists now freely admit climate change is fake, Hillary’s been locked up…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 26, 2017 at 8:30pm — 8 Comments

Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 25, 2017 at 10:00pm — 7 Comments

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products:  Researchers analyzed nearly 80 advertising studies published over the past 30 years and found that while people often remember a particularly racy ad, that frequently doesn’t translate into customers actually buying the product that the advertiser is selling.  I totally agree.  I recently saw an ad featuring a very sexy woman eating a burger and, instead of going right out and ordering a burger, I made an…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 23, 2017 at 8:45pm — 6 Comments

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate:  Kim Kardashian is claiming she has a condition called “placenta accreta,” which makes it dangerous for her to carry another child, so she and Kanye have now hired a surrogate to carry their third child.  If I’m correct, I believe “placenta accreta" is Italian for “why should I go through another nine months of carrying a kid when I can just pay someone to do it for me?”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 22, 2017 at 9:26pm — No Comments

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores are getting desperate for customers, but kidnapping a family by gunpoint and forcing them to shop at Target has to be about the worst marketing strategy ever.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 21, 2017 at 8:37pm — 7 Comments

Daniel Day-Lewis Announces Retirement From Acting

Daniel Day-Lewis Announces Retirement From Acting:  Daniel Day-Lewis, one of the most revered actors in Hollywood history, has announced his retirement from acting.  Good for him and we all wish him well - now if he could just have a chat with Adam Sandler before he leaves.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 20, 2017 at 9:20pm — 4 Comments

"MELANIA'S TWEET MORATORIUM TWEAKS TWIT"!

Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st Ladies who have done the same...no, let me start over.…

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Added by marilyn sands on June 19, 2017 at 12:00pm — 12 Comments

Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama

Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama:  President Donald Trump was up and tweeting extra early Sunday morning, boasting that his approval ratings are higher than former President Barack Obama despite his being subjected to a “Witch Hunt.”  I’m sure Trump is right about being more popular than Obama - the only problem is, its in Russia.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 18, 2017 at 9:13pm — 15 Comments

Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric

Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric:  In an interesting turn of events, Ted Nugent - the Second Amendment rocker who called President Obama “a subhuman mongrel who should suck on my machine gun” and insisted “Obama & Clinton should be tried for treason and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 17, 2017 at 9:37pm — 7 Comments

Amazon to Buy Whole Foods Market

Amazon to Buy Whole Foods Market:  Amazon, the world’s most powerful online retailer, has taken a giant stride into traditional retailing, spending $13.7 billion to take over organic food chain Whole Foods Market.  Rumor has it that the Whole Foods purchase was simply a mistake that occurred when Amazon CEO Jeff Bozos told his Amazon Echo “Alexa, I need to buy something at Whole Foods” and Alexa responds “yes, buying Whole Foods!”  Its truly comforting to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 16, 2017 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Many Americans Believe Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows

Many Americans Believe Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows:  According to a recent survey, seven percent of all Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, with yet another 48 percent having no idea where chocolate milk comes from at all.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 15, 2017 at 10:33pm — 3 Comments

Trader Joe’s Issues Grainless Granola Recall

Trader Joe’s Issues Grainless Granola Recall:  Trader Joe’s has been e-mailing customers, warning them that their Trader Joe’s brand Grainless Granola is being recalled because of a possible Listeria contamination.  Now I’m certainly no doctor, but I’m guessing that if you’re the type of person who seeks out products like “Grainless Granola,” Listeria is probably the least of your problems.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 14, 2017 at 8:56pm — 2 Comments

Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops

Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops:  Texas Police, investigating a reported burglary, have seized almost $1 million worth of methamphetamine-laced lollipops.  Let’s hope these lollipops are sugarless, because everyone knows that both meth and candy are bad for your teeth.  The way I see it, meth addicts have enough problems, the last thing they need is to destroy their beautiful teeth.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 13, 2017 at 11:24pm — No Comments

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea:  Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is reportedly heading back to North Korea for another visit with dictator Kim Jong-un.  That doesn’t make any sense.  Why bother traveling all the way to North Korea when we have our own fat, tyrannical, dictator wannabe right here in the USA?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 12, 2017 at 8:38pm — 4 Comments

Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi

Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi:  Police say they are investigating to see if there’s a link between a young man’s severed head found on a doorstep and a headless body found in another location of Jackson, Mississippi.  …

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 11, 2017 at 8:19pm — 3 Comments

Anti-Sharia Demonstrators Hold Rallies Across the US

Anti-Sharia Demonstrators Hold Rallies Across the US:  A lobbyist group with close ties to the Trump administration called ACT for America, organized nationwide marches this weekend to oppose Islamic law, which the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 10, 2017 at 9:30pm — 19 Comments

Bill Cosby’s Assault Trial Winding Down

Bill Cosby’s Assault Trial Winding Down:  During his assault trail, Bill Cosby accuser Andrea Constand became extremely emotional during her testimony describing her sexual encounter with the comedian.  Deeply moved by such an emotional display, Mr Cosby offered that he may have something that could help calm her down and to let him know if she needed it.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on June 9, 2017 at 9:49pm — 3 Comments

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