All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (986)

The Hollywood Science Ninja Team From Corporate Hell!

What do you say we have a little fun with today’s post? It’s been nothing but serious serious serious in the news lately, and politics politics politics. The serious politics bit is why I’ve gone down to blogging one day a week. Everyone, including myself, is so paranoid about what’s going on in Washington, we’re not reading much for pleasure. Even I have the “Oh, Christ, what’s he done now???” mentality. So, what could we do today to lighten the mood? I have an idea.

I’ve been…

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Added by Kage Alan on March 27, 2017 at 6:30am — 1 Comment

Just In - The Donald, Super Small Condoms.

Ok, these are not really condoms. They are used when brushing a dog's teeth. They go on the fingers. But I could not resist.…

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Added by Terry McKenna on March 27, 2017 at 5:07am — 1 Comment

World’s First Head Transplant Scheduled for December

World’s First Head Transplant Scheduled for December:  The world’s first head transplant will be performed in December, led by Italian neurosurgeon Sergio Canavero on a Russian man who is suffering from a rare and fatal form of spinal muscular atrophy.  Prior to surgery. the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 26, 2017 at 7:50pm — 5 Comments

Donald.Trump.Is.Dead

I’m sitting on a bench, just off the rough of hole number 6, at Trump’s golf course. The secret service just hauled away the body. They told me to clean up the mess on the ground, but I don’t think I will. I don’t want to be infected with the same worm that consumed him. There’s probably eggs in that pile of poop. I’m still trying to process the events of the last hour. Actually, all the things that have happened, ever since I knew the Donald. He was one of the…
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Added by Steven Bridenbaugh on March 26, 2017 at 12:01pm — No Comments

Suddenly, Donald's nose began to grow. Anyone want to guess why?!

This is hot off the news wires. Suddenly, Donald's nose began to grow. Anyone want to guess why?!

Added by Terry McKenna on March 26, 2017 at 9:34am — 4 Comments

Sword-Carrying Man in Joker Makeup Arrested in Virginia

Sword-Carrying Man in Joker Makeup Arrested in Virginia:  Local police in Winchester, Virginia report they’ve arrested a man completely decked out in a cape, face makeup and carrying a sword like the infamous comic book villain “the Joker” - charging him with wearing a mask in public,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 25, 2017 at 9:20pm — 9 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 12)

Who says turnabout isn't fair play?

Added by Kage Alan on March 25, 2017 at 8:00am — No Comments

Meridian 57 - 10 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on March 24, 2017 at 2:28am — No Comments

Alaska Airlines to Dissolve Virgin America by 2019

Alaska Airlines to Dissolve Virgin America by 2019:  Alaska Airlines announced that it will fully absorb the California-based carrier Virgin America into its Alaska Airlines brand and Virgin America will exist no more by 2019.  Probably a smart move when you consider that by the year 2019, there won’t be enough virgins left in America to keep the airline profitable anyway.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 23, 2017 at 8:28pm — No Comments

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade:  E-mails obtained via the Freedom of Information Act show President Trump’s White House transition staff wanted the Pentagon to display a show of military tactical vehicles for his inaugural parade.  Hell - forget about Putin, this guy wants to bring back Khrushchev and Brezhnev.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 22, 2017 at 11:30pm — 2 Comments

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information - cementing her role as a powerful White House influence - even though…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 21, 2017 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

gender/ sexuality studies/ zeitgeist massive haul/ pile 2017

hi all. this is a bit triggered by the marines sexting photo sharing scandal.[s] it doesnt seem like its reverberating around the media much, but what a scandal. it has all the elements. its also a very 21st century angle with the social media angle. also, there are new actual laws against "revenge porn". am shocked it is not a bigger deal and wonder if the so-called "controlled mass media" is involved in low-profile suppression of it. one wouldnt want any bad stories about…

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Added by vzn on March 21, 2017 at 2:30pm — 7 Comments

Kea Parrots Can Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh

Kea Parrots Can Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh:  The highly intelligent Kea parrot has a specific call, that - like human laughter - puts other parrots that hear it in a good mood, making it the first known non-mammal to show contagious emotion.  In fact, the parrots have been found to be so good at getting laughs, several have already been booked in prominent Las Vegas nightclubs for the summer.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 20, 2017 at 9:21pm — 2 Comments

Earning An Honorable New Title

Little Brother Eddie flew in this past weekend for reasons I cannot divulge, except to say it had something to do with the upcoming book. In any case, he had one request: “I want to go to Frankenmuth.” I asked why. “I want to go get noodles from the restaurant we ate at last time, and I want to stop off at the outlet mall.” I asked why. “Because I like the noodles.” I didn’t mean that part of the reason. “Oh, I want to shop for some clothes for my niece and nephew.”

LB’s niece is…

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Added by Kage Alan on March 20, 2017 at 6:30am — 6 Comments

Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole

Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole:  A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested after police say she shot her husband following an argument over her burning a casserole.  Police say after talking to neighbors, they kind of understand why she may have wanted to shoot her husband, but add that that still doesn’t let her off the hook for burning the casserole.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 19, 2017 at 9:13pm — 6 Comments

Meridian 57 - 9 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on March 19, 2017 at 3:42am — No Comments

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand

Trump Appears to Refuse to Shake Merkel’s Hand:  The media is abuzz over a video which appears to show President Trump refusing to shake hands after his meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  Give the man a break - maybe he was just put-off by how big her hands are!…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 18, 2017 at 9:49pm — No Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 11)

When in doubt, know that she's not-so-secretly plotting.

Added by Kage Alan on March 18, 2017 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Appointed to Justice Department

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Appointed to Justice Department:  Donald Trump will soon name top White House adviser Kellyanne Conway's husband, George, to lead the Justice Department's civil division.  One thing’s for sure, you can bet your bottom dollar that as soon as he assumes the post, all microwaves are gonna be removed from employee cafeterias.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on March 17, 2017 at 8:37pm — 4 Comments

Deep State - Samantha Bee Comes Clean

Here's her latest confession of conspiracy:

Happy St. Pat's Day

Added by JMac1949 Today on March 17, 2017 at 7:00am — 5 Comments

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