All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (980)

Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass

Physics Teacher Receives Death Threats if Students Don’t Pass:  A 50-year-old high school teacher in Buenos Aires said she’s received death threats, including a letter with a 9 mm bullet in it, warning her she would be shot if she didn’t give the entire class a passing grade in physics.  While I don’t condone gun violence, in these students defense, they were just studying the “Big Bang.”  On the other hand, I don’t think even death threats would have helped…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 21, 2017 at 10:42pm — No Comments

JFK Opens New $65 million Pet Terminal

JFK Opens New $65 million Pet Terminal:  New York’s JFK airport has just opened a new $65 million 178,000-square-foot animal terminal called “The Ark at JFK,” a pet oasis which includes splash pools, massage therapy, overnight kennels, vaccine and micro-chipping services, 24/7 emergency care and and in-house pet spa.  That’s just “plane” crazy.  Hell, makes me wanna run right out and get micro-chipped.  Who the hell wants to sit on one of those cold, hard JFK…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 20, 2017 at 10:49pm — 1 Comment

Bill Gates Warns Bioterrorism Could Kill More Than Nuclear War

Bill Gates Warns Bioterrorism Could Kill More Than Nuclear War:  In a recent conference, Bill Gates warned world leaders that a genetically engineered virus is easier to make and could kill more people than nuclear weapons - and yet no country on Earth is ready for the threat.  While acknowledging the seriousness of the threat, health officials say the virus is not expected to affect Mac users.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 18, 2017 at 9:50pm — 5 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 7)

She actually asked the burning question!!!

Added by Kage Alan on February 18, 2017 at 8:30am — 3 Comments

Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound

Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound:  A new survey found that nearly 56,000 bridges across the nation are “structurally deficient” and need replaced.  I’m doing my part, next Monday I’m having my dentist replace a bridge in my upper right jaw that’s over 15 years old.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 17, 2017 at 10:21pm — 1 Comment

Whenever the World Seems to Hit a Shitstorm This Makes me Smile

Open Call from the King of the hill, top of the heap:

What's yours?

Added by JMac1949 Today on February 17, 2017 at 11:42am — 10 Comments

Meridian 57 - 5 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on February 17, 2017 at 2:50am — No Comments

Scientists Close to Cloning a Woolly Mammoth

Scientists Close to Cloning a Woolly Mammoth:  Scientists say gene editing technology like CRISPR may soon open up a shortcut to resurrecting the woolly mammoth, but some argue doing so could be both risky and unethical.  

My feeling is why…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 16, 2017 at 10:30pm — 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump

Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump:  In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan says she thinks its about time for people to support President Trump.  You know, when you think about all the craziness out there such as a world full of alternative facts, the hundreds of millions of illegal aliens who voted for Hillary Clinton and the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, its refreshing to hear the voices of sanity like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 15, 2017 at 10:13pm — 7 Comments

Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls

Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls:  Florida deputies pulled over a 450-pound man for a seat-belt violation only to discover that the man was hiding a large stash of marijuana underneath a huge roll of stomach fat.  His lawyer vows to fight the charges, claiming there’s nothing illegal about having a “pot belly.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 14, 2017 at 10:56pm — 2 Comments

Wife and Stepson Held in KKK Wizard’s Murder

Wife and Stepson Held in KKK Wizard’s Murder:  The wife of Missouri KKK leader Frank Ancona, who married him in full Klan costume, has been arrested for his murder.  She claims she doesn’t remember anything as she had been drinking and was “two sheets” to the wind.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 13, 2017 at 10:40pm — 7 Comments

Florida Woman Pulls Gun on Neighbors Over Loud Singing

Florida Woman Pulls Gun on Neighbors Over Loud Singing:  Police in West Palm Beach, Florida, arrested an intoxicated 47-year-old woman for allegedly bursting into her neighbors’ home to threaten them with a gun for singing too loudly.  Good grief, for a crime like that, she could end up in Sing Sing.  Come on people, can’t we all just sing along?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 12, 2017 at 10:59pm — 5 Comments

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp:  A Florida golfer was able to use his putter to escape from an alligator who had grabbed him by the ankle and pulled him waist-deep into the water.  Wow, talk about a tough course with a vicious water hazard!  That 17th hole is a real killer.  Despite the happy ending, the rules committee penalized the guy two strokes for both whacks he unleashed on the gator.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 11, 2017 at 9:35pm — 4 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 6)

She can run, but she can't hide...from Wikipedia! 

Added by Kage Alan on February 11, 2017 at 8:30am — 6 Comments

The Various States of Man's Government

I pondered an alternate name, Boobocracy, but felt Idiocracy sounded better.

Added by Terry McKenna on February 11, 2017 at 4:01am — 7 Comments

Woman's Headache Caused By Live Cockroach in Her Skull

Woman's Headache Caused By Live Cockroach in Her Skull:  A 42-year-old woman in Chennai, India woke up one night with labored breathing, itching and a severe headache and checked into the Ear, Nose, Throat Department at Stanley Medical College only to discover that a 1-inch long cockroach had penetrated her skull.  Realizing the seriousness of the situation, doctors put their medical training right to work and pasted a “Roach Motel” to her…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 10, 2017 at 9:53pm — 7 Comments

Meridian 57 - 4 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on February 10, 2017 at 6:30am — No Comments

Army to Allow Completion of Dakota Access Oil Pipeline

Army to Allow Completion of Dakota Access Oil Pipeline:  With the new Trump administration in place, the Army just announced it will allow the $3.8 billion Dakota Access oil pipeline to cross under a Missouri River reservoir in North Dakota, clearing the way for completion of the disputed four-state project.  In related news, its being reported that President Trump is also negotiating another pipeline which would run from the U.S. Treasury directly into one…

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Added by Johnny Robish on February 10, 2017 at 12:02am — 4 Comments

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