I KNEW IT!!!!!
The fucking homophobic, fundie asshole (and every fundie asshole like him) is brain damaged!
Here is scientific PROOF!…Continue
Trump Continues Purge With McMaster Firing: According to people familiar with his plans, President Trump has decided to remove H.R. McMaster as his national security adviser and is actively discussing potential replacements. True to his word, President Trump has assembled all the best people to fire. Wonder how General McMaster will learn his fate? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and place my bet on either Instagram or Snapchat.…Continue
Kellyanne Conway Took Private Jets at Taxpayer Expense: Its being reported that Senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway took private flights with former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price last year at the cost of thousands of dollars to taxpayers. Wow, what a terrible waste of taxpayer money! What the hell - was her broom in the shop or something?…Continue
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Trump Fires Rex Tillerson Leaving US Diplomacy in Turmoil: Donald Trump threw US diplomacy into fresh turmoil on Tuesday by firing his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who is said to have discovered his fate via Twitter.
Stormy Daniels Offers to Pay the $130,000 Back to Trump: As the Trump legal team threatens to sue to prevent her appearance on 60-Minutes from airing, adult film star Stormy Daniels has offered to pay Donald Trump back the $130,000 in “hush money” she claims his lawyer gave her in order to stop her from speaking freely about her affair with the president. Gee, they’re threatening to sue her over a binding agreement that Trump claims never happened? …Continue
Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election: Jewish groups and U.S. lawmakers condemned Russian President Vladimir Putin’s suggestion to Megyn Kelly that the 2016 U.S. presidential election may have been manipulated by Russian Jews. Makes you wonder just what’s the…
Bannon Tells French Far Right You’re on Right Side of History: Steve Bannon told members of the French National Front, a far right-wing political party that has been labeled neo-fascist, that "they are on the right side of history” and should consider someone calling them “racist” as a badge of honor. Sure, being called a racist is really something to be proud of - assuming you’re a psychopath. And no Steve, they’re not on the “right side of…Continue
Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door: The Trump administration is yet again defending a senior official’s spending after it emerged the Department of the Interior spent nearly $139,000 on upgrading Secretary Ryan Zinke’s office door. Yea, well maybe its time we show him the door. Meanwhile, angry taxpayer organizations complained that $139,000 is money that could have been used for something worthwhile - you know, like paying…Continue
...and last Saturday night's annual un-televised Gridiron Club Dinner proves it!
You see, for me; it's like Pornography - I'll know it when I hear…Continue
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Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un: In a rather surprising move, President Donald Trump has agreed in principle to meet directly with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, in what could be the biggest breakthrough in the tense nuclear saber-rattling that’s been…Continue
Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office: Ohio Republican lawmaker Wes Goodman, who routinely touted his Christian faith and anti-LGBT views and who was often referred to the “conscience of the conservative movement,” has resigned after being caught having sex with a man in his office. …
Stormy Daniels Sues Alleging Trump Lawyer Trying to Silence Her: Porn Star Stormy Daniels has filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump, claiming that the President’s personal lawyer is taking considerable steps to silence her as she is preparing to tell her story of an…Continue
Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person finds something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level ofeducation, intelligence and context.
Root components of humor:
Being reflective of or imitative of reality
Surprise/misdirection, contradiction/paradox, ambiguity.
Judge Orders Police to Evict Trump Execs from Panama Property: Workers were busy prying the Trump name from signs outside his luxury Trump Hotel in Panama, as Trump executives were physically evicted from their management offices in a business dispute under orders from…Continue
Trade Wars Looming as Trump Bolsters Threats: After world leaders threatened to retaliate over President Trump’s new import tariffs, President Trump heightened the tension by threatening to slam European automotive makers with steep tariffs as his global trade war is snowballing. Gee, seems as if President Trump’s succeeded in getting all our allies to hate each other - what more could Putin ask for? Come to think of it, this is probably…Continue
Movie Tag Line
"You knew damn well what I was when…Continue
Putin Claims Missiles Which Can Overcome NATO Defense Systems: Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that Russia is developing a series of nuclear weapon systems, including a new supersonic cruise missile which is capable of overcoming NATO defense systems. Perhaps, but what they don’t tell you is Putin’s nuclear button isn’t nearly as big or half as shiny as Trump’s.…Continue
White House Communications Director Hope Hicks Resigning: Just one day after testifying in front of the House Intelligence Committee and acknowledging having told little “white lies” for President Trump, White House Communications Director Hope Hicks is resigning. This has some analysts wondering whether the Administration will be able to find another such loyal and trusted employee as Hicks. Hell, if you ask me - that’s the least of their concerns. …Continue