All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (990)

Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women

Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood for sex.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true for female members of the Ku Klux Klan.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 14, 2017 at 10:34pm — No Comments

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest:  Doug Jones, who made his name by prosecuting two former KKK members who bombed a black church, has won a stunning victory in the Alabama Senate race - the first Democrat to win such a seat in the state for 25 years.  Of course, I realize the Moore camp has asked for a recount, but no matter how you look at the numbers - she was still only 14.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 13, 2017 at 10:10pm — 3 Comments

"RUSSIAN RUSETTE"...the Game of many Pardons!

My new board game has everything - Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas - late library books!…

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Added by marilyn sands on December 12, 2017 at 8:00am — 13 Comments

Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky

Navy Flight Crew Grounded After Pilot Draws Penis in Sky:  The Navy has apologized and announced it has grounded an aircrew from the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island, Washington, after its pilots drew a giant penis in the sky with fighter jet exhaust.   …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 11, 2017 at 9:14pm — 7 Comments

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 9, 2017 at 9:41pm — 5 Comments

CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist

CERN Physicists Conclude Universe Shouldn’t Exist: Physicists say that all of their observations have found complete symmetry between matter and antimatter, which is why the universe should not actually exist.  I don’t know about the universe, but I do have trouble understanding why places like Cleveland exist. …

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 8, 2017 at 10:04pm — 9 Comments

Rare Skeleton of 3.6 Million-Year-Old Human Ancestor on Display

Rare Skeleton of 3.6 Million-Year-Old Human Ancestor on Display:  Researchers in South Africa have unveiled what they call "by far the most complete skeleton of a human ancestor older than 1.5 million years ever found.”  Who the hell cares about how old it is?  What I wanna know is - did it leave a will?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 7, 2017 at 9:57pm — 6 Comments

#Metoo? How about #Youtoo!



I had no idea it was so easy to bang starlets, walk around with your dick out, or even wantonly hit on high school cheerleaders. Shit! I've been missing out all these years! Not one to be left out, your man Harry is up to the task.… Continue

Added by cheshyre on December 6, 2017 at 10:21pm — 3 Comments

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:  Despite repeated company denials, the residents of Ringaskiddy, Ireland are claiming that its citizens have been prone toward unwanted erections and arousal ever since Pfizer started manufacturing the ED drug Viagra in their community back in 1998.  Experts say that even if it were true, it would be really “hard” to prove because the erection rumors are being met with stiff opposition from…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 6, 2017 at 9:56pm — 2 Comments

Sen Orrin Hatch Stirs Controversy Over Children’s Healthcare

Sen Orrin Hatch Stirs Controversy Over Children’s Healthcare:  Republican Senator Orrin Hatch caused quite a controversy while engaged in children's healthcare debate after he suggested he had a hard time helping people who “won’t lift a finger” to help themselves.  Good point senator - its about time someone exposes those lazy-ass children.  These little brats sure have a lot of nerve getting sick!  Now its time get rid of those damn child labor laws and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 3, 2017 at 10:27pm — 4 Comments

"Making some CENSE out of FRANKEN"...and not just at Christmas!

     As a former Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked; I can definitively say the majority of Comics are of the male persuasion.  And, after being surrounded by their musky essence & testosterone…

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Added by marilyn sands on December 2, 2017 at 12:00pm — 11 Comments

Amazon Delivery Driver Caught on Camera Pooping in Driveway

Amazon Delivery Driver Caught on Camera Pooping in Driveway:  A contracted female Amazon driver in suburban Sacramento was caught in a home surveillance video pooping in the driveway of a home she was delivering a package.  I don’t mean to take sides here, but in the driver’s defense - she was delivering toiletries after all.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on December 1, 2017 at 10:20pm — 4 Comments

Lobster Caught off Canada with Pepsi Logo ‘Tattooed’ on Its Claw

Lobster Caught off Canada with Pepsi Logo ‘Tattooed’ on Its Claw:  Concerns over debris littering the world’s oceans are back in the spotlight after a Canadian fishing crew found a lobster with the blue and red Pepsi logo imprinted like a tattoo on its claw in the waters off Grand…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 30, 2017 at 10:23pm — 3 Comments

Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought

Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought:  New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years - with the next big one is due any time.  Gee, I never thought I’d say this, but Jim Bakker’s doomsday $500 “Bucket-O-Mac & Cheese” with the 25-year shelf life is suddenly starting to sound like a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 29, 2017 at 10:17pm — 9 Comments

Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks

Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks:  Environmentalists are heaping loads of criticism on the Trump Administration for ignoring our deteriorating National Park Service.  An Administration spokesperson disputes the claim, pointing out that President Trump has even expanded out National Park system - by recently declaring the famed shopping district surrounding Rodeo Drive as the “Kim Kardashian National Park.” …

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 28, 2017 at 10:21pm — 4 Comments

Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos

Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos:  Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.”  No surprise there - I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts.  Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next?  Throw paper…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 27, 2017 at 9:43pm — 8 Comments

Sebastian Gorka Always Carries 2 Guns And Tourniquet

Sebastian Gorka Always Carries 2 Guns And Tourniquet:  A firearms publication called Recoil recently published a profile and a picture of items that Sebastian Gorka - the controversial former Trump aide - routinely carries around on him, which includes two firearms, a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 26, 2017 at 9:28pm — 4 Comments

Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year

Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year:  President Trump is claiming that Time magazine was contemplating naming him the “Person of the Year” for a second year in a row, but he pulled out of the running because he didn't want to participate in their interview and photo shoot.  OK, so Donald Trump pulled out of Time’s “Person of the Year!”  Frankly, I think we’d all be a lot better off had his father - Fred Trump - pulled out…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 25, 2017 at 10:03pm — 9 Comments

Song of Satan

Several times previously, I've mentioned an intelligent evangelical friend, who proudly announced he voted for Trump because he thought he might be the Anti-Christ. Naturally, I was appalled by that announcement; but upon further review, I'm not so sure my friend wasn't right. In any event, that possibility inspired me to write this:

Song of…

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Added by Tom Cordle on November 25, 2017 at 11:00am — 4 Comments

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Net Worth Now More Than $100 Billion

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Net Worth Now More Than $100 Billion:  Amazon founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos saw his net worth climb above $100 billion as shares in his online retail giant surged on optimism over holiday sales.  Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to save 15% or more by switching to Geico for car insurance.  I guess this only goes to show that - you can have all the money in the world, but it still doesn’t buy you hair.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on November 24, 2017 at 9:28pm — 7 Comments

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