All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (987)

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting:  In response to the recent attack which killed ten at Santa Fe High School in Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick - who is an evangelical Christian and a strong NRA supporter - is…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 19, 2018 at 7:58pm — 5 Comments

Campbell Soup Execs Warn Soup Costs Will Rise After Steel Tariffs

Campbell Soup Execs Warn Soup Costs Will Rise After Steel Tariffs:  Campbell Soup executives warned that they expect production costs to rise dramatically because of Trump administration tariffs on steel and aluminum.  Great, so if I’m understanding this correctly, under Trump policies - pretty soon even “soup kitchens” will be unaffordable.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 18, 2018 at 9:32pm — 1 Comment

SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Saying Your Prayers with Hannity!

New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News anchor, Sean Hannity like to chat on the phone before bedtime & their last call went something like this...…

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Added by marilyn sands on May 18, 2018 at 8:00am — 6 Comments

Oregon Man Opens Fire on Children’s Birthday Party with AK-47

Oregon Man Opens Fire on Children’s Birthday Party with AK-47:  An Oregon man has been arrested for seriously injuring two people after he fired 12 rounds into a child’s birthday party with an AK-47 - because he felt the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 17, 2018 at 8:10pm — 4 Comments

Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans

Study Finds Chimps Beds Cleaner Than Humans:  Scientists have found that chimpanzees have much cleaner beds - with significantly fewer bodily bacteria - than humans do.  So, if you’re looking for new bedding, forget going to the mattress store - go see a chimp.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 16, 2018 at 7:54pm — 2 Comments

Oklahoma Republican Advocates Euthanizing Poor and Disabled

Oklahoma Republican Advocates Euthanizing Poor and Disabled:  A Republican gubernatorial candidate in Oklahoma named Christopher Barnett has allegedly proposed we employ euthanasia for people on food stamps or who are too disabled to…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 15, 2018 at 8:00pm — 5 Comments

Crime Suspect Wins Police-Sponsored Doughnut-Eating Contest

Crime Suspect Wins Police-Sponsored Doughnut-Eating Contest: Officers say a man who won an anti-crime, police-sponsored doughnut-eating contest in North Carolina was arrested the following day after police realized he had been wanted in two suspected break-ins.  Police say when the suspect was arrested, he had quite a lot of dough on him and his eyes were totally glazed-over - not to mention that there…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 14, 2018 at 8:56pm — 5 Comments

Amazon Echo Has Fewer Parents Naming Children Alexa

Amazon Echo Has Fewer Parents Naming Children Alexa:  A new survey found that since 2015 when the Amazon Echo smart speaker came on the scene, fewer parents have been naming their child “Alexa.”  On the other hand, new data show Beverly Hills gold doggers love naming their newborn daughters “Siri,” because there’s so little chance of Siri ever working.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 13, 2018 at 8:03pm — 2 Comments

Hawaii Volcano Raises Eruption Concerns Along West Coast

Hawaii Volcano Raises Eruption Concerns Along West Coast:  The eruption of the Kilauea volcano on Hawaii’s Big Island has geologists also keeping a weary eye on the thirteen volcanic peaks on America's West Coast that are part of…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 12, 2018 at 8:50pm — 16 Comments

Slipping Into Darkness...

You know you're Slipping into darkness when;

You spend 45 minutes looking for the car keys that were in your hand all the while;

You call the police to report that your car was stolen, when the fact is you parked it on the other side of the mall;

When you finish drinking the orange juice, you put the carton in the sink and the empty glass into the refrigerator;

When you go to the grocery store and can't remember what you are there to get;

When you can't…

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Added by Ron Powell on May 12, 2018 at 9:30am — 7 Comments

Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible

Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible:  A new study, published in the journal Classical and Quantum Gravity, says that while the ability to time travel will not be possible any time soon, there is no mathematical reason why we couldn’t time travel.  Call me a cynical, but who the hell wants to blast themselves out hundreds of years into the future - to a…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 11, 2018 at 8:30pm — 20 Comments

Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews

Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews:  After a week of what many felt were totally unhinged media appearances since becoming one of President Trump’s personal attorneys, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 10, 2018 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

Twelve Tons of Liquid Chocolate Spilled Onto Polish Highway

Twelve Tons of Liquid Chocolate Spilled Onto Polish Highway:  Polish commuters encountered a stretch of highway completely bathed in chocolate after a tanker truck overturned in the early morning.  That's it - from this point on, I'm carrying a spoon in the glove compartment!  Shame it didn't collide with a milk truck.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 9, 2018 at 8:57pm — 5 Comments

New Research Finds T-Rex Was As Smart As a Chimp

New Research Finds T-Rex Was As Smart As a Chimp:  While the Tyrannosaurus rex is commonly known as the greatest predator, its never been known for its intelligence, but a new book by paleontologist Steve Brusatte claims that the beast was a smart as a chimpanzee.  Come on, we’re supposed to believe that?  I mean, who the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 8, 2018 at 8:32pm — 1 Comment

"On Hannity - GIULIANI TAKES THE CANNOLI"!

A hotel telemarketer catches 'Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth' in another weak moment.…

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Added by marilyn sands on May 7, 2018 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

No Nobel Prize in Literature this Year Due to Sex Allegations

No Nobel Prize in Literature this Year Due to Sex Allegations:  The Swedish Academy has announced it will postpone the 2018 Nobel Prize in Literature in the wake of a scandal over sexual assault allegations.  So if I’m understanding this correctly, these guys were basically turning the Noble Prize in Literature into a Nobel “Piece” Prize.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 5, 2018 at 8:33pm — No Comments

Study Finds Plants Communicate With Each Other Underground

Study Finds Plants Communicate With Each Other Underground:  It sounds like the stuff of science fiction, but scientists have found that plants actually use a subterranean communication system to talk to each other - using underground signals sent through their roots to help stressed neighbors.  Perhaps its better for everyone concerned that they’re talking…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 4, 2018 at 7:41pm — 5 Comments

Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate

Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate:  Drivers on Interstate 70 near Indianapolis were in for a pleasant surprise after the security door of a Brinks truck flew open, depositing an estimated $600,000 out…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 3, 2018 at 8:47pm — 4 Comments

Some Suspect Earth’s Magnetic Poles About to Flip

Some Suspect Earth’s Magnetic Poles About to Flip:  A new theory being proposed is that the Earth’s magnetic poles may be about to flip for the first time in 786,000 years.  Scientists say that even if it does happen, humans should be OK overall - but birds who typically migrate using magnetic guidance may now be forced to download the Waze app in order to navigate…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 2, 2018 at 8:38pm — 8 Comments

Lobbyist Helped Arrange Scott Pruitt’s $100,000 Trip to Morocco

Lobbyist Helped Arrange Scott Pruitt’s $100,000 Trip to Morocco:  It’s being reported that Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt’s controversial $100,000 trip to Morocco last year was arranged by Pruitt’s longtime friend…

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Added by Johnny Robish on May 1, 2018 at 8:15pm — 4 Comments

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