All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (993)

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 17)

Is it wrong I'm starting to suspect Siri as being a threat to my happiness?

Added by Kage Alan on April 29, 2017 at 8:00am — 3 Comments

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult:  In a recent interview with Reuters, President Trump said he is surprised how hard his new job really is, says he misses his previous life and simple things like driving and feels as if he is in a cocoon.  Good grief, I never realized playing golf every weekend at a Florida resort was that stressful!  Gee, seems poor Mr Trump is constantly getting surprised by the complexity of things lately.  Next…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 28, 2017 at 9:40pm — 2 Comments

"TRUMP NO LONGER A VIRGIN"...Can promiscuity be far behind?

     Look - let's face it; Trump got off on his 1st phallic missile delivery!…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 28, 2017 at 8:00am — 14 Comments

April is Adopt a Greyhound Month

Greyhound racing is a dying sport, but it still exists, and while it does, those of us who love dogs also love even more the organizations that exist to adopt dogs that leave racing.  Most greyhounds leave in the first racing season, often with fewer than a dozen races.  Some hounds never race at all.  So sometime at the 18th month, the trainer recommends not even letting a dog race. 

Our first two hounds never raced at all. …

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Added by Terry McKenna on April 28, 2017 at 5:44am — 15 Comments

Trump Says Major, Major Conflict With N. Korea Possible

Trump Says Major, Major Conflict With N. Korea Possible:  President Trump is causing some concern after stating in a recent interview with Reuters, that "there is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea.”  North Korea and Kim shouldn’t take it so personally.  If I know Trump, he’ll just launch a missile somewhere and wherever it lands, that's who we fight - then, he’ll claim his North Korean war has much better ratings…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 27, 2017 at 9:54pm — 3 Comments

Meridian 57 - 15 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 27, 2017 at 5:30pm — No Comments

As Folks Might Say in Texas, Coulter is All Hat and No Cattle

After taking her side with my last post: Mario Savio Spins in His Grave as Berkeley Cancels Ann Coulter's Speech, I'm wondering if Coulter and The Berkeley College Republicans were just trying to pull off a publicity stunt and now resort to a bit of Texas Side Step as…

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Added by JMac1949 Today on April 26, 2017 at 10:27am — 23 Comments

My Trump Poem – tip of the hat to Seinfeld.

Trump

Has failed  

To pass…

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Added by Terry McKenna on April 26, 2017 at 9:46am — 6 Comments

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years:  Unsatisfied with NASA's current plans to get humans on the Red Planet sometime in the 2030s, President Trump announced he wants people on Mars by the end of his first term, in three-and-a-half years.  Wonder if Trump realizes that Mars is known as the “Red Planet,” not the “Orange Planet?”  The way things are going, Trump would spend billions of our tax dollars sending people to Mars and as soon as they land,…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 25, 2017 at 9:30pm — 7 Comments

Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts

Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts:  In a recent interview about his first 100 days in the White House, Donald Trump bragged that his “ratings” were higher than broadcasts of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.  Is it just me, or did the President of the United States just boast he is more popular than a terror attack?…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 24, 2017 at 9:28pm — No Comments

The Real TMI

Little Brother has been lecturing me on and off for a couple of years about how much I share on social media. His biggest complaint comes in the form of a question: “What do I know about you that isn’t on Facebook?” And his second biggest complaint is “Why do I have to read about something that happened to you on Facebook first? Why can’t I hear about it from you BEFORE you post on social media?” Honestly, there are times I think he wants me to tell him something that happened before it even…

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Added by Kage Alan on April 24, 2017 at 6:30am — 6 Comments

Study Finds Older Workers Stay Unemployed Longer

Study Finds Older Workers Stay Unemployed Longer:  According to recently released research, people age 55 and older who are unemployed are more likely to be so long-term as opposed to their younger counterparts.  Perhaps even more depressing, even if they do find work, they’re still gonna be old.…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 23, 2017 at 7:41pm — No Comments

Frozen Hash Browns Recalled Due to Golf Ball Contamination

Frozen Hash Browns Recalled Due to Golf Ball Contamination:  A recall has been issued for frozen hash browns sold in nine states under the Harris Teeter and Roundy's brands because the potatoes may be contaminated with golf ball materials.  Wait a minute!  We’re not supposed to eat golf balls?  I don’t know about you, but I miss the good old days when foods were contaminated with things like e-coli or listeria.  One thing’s for sure, something like this could…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 22, 2017 at 9:34pm — 4 Comments

Texts With Grandmonster (Part 16)

It's still nice to know I'm useful, though I suspect there's no actual job security involved.

Added by Kage Alan on April 22, 2017 at 8:00am — 4 Comments

Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn

Doctor Accused of Performing Liposuction in Pole Barn:  Southwestern Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn.  So for those of you in Southwestern Michigan, if anyone ever utters a snide remark to you like “close the door, were you born in a barn?” - just tell them “no, but I once had liposuction in one.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 21, 2017 at 9:20pm — 2 Comments

Meridian 57 - 14 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

After landing at Changi airport in Singapore without a passport, with her friends Lanai and former Herbaline employee Ambi Michaels, teleoperator Clarity Nice is set aside by a woman dressed as a hostess from Singapore Airlines, Yi Ling, before reaching the customs and passport area of the airport. Yi Ling has connections with a…

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Added by Workstudio on April 21, 2017 at 1:30am — No Comments

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii:  US Attorney General Jeff Sessions set off a firestorm after issuing an insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state, expressing astonishment that a judge “who sits on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up American President Trump’s travel ban - making some wonder if he was even aware that Hawaii is a state.  Sure, Hawaii has been a state since 1959, but in Sessions’ defense, he’s still living in the…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 20, 2017 at 9:38pm — 5 Comments

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News:  Fox News announced it has ended its association with Bill O’Reilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player.  Sounds like Bill O’Reilly is no longer a Factor - he’s entered the “No Job Zone.”…

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Added by Johnny Robish on April 19, 2017 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

"KILLING O'REILLY" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts!

A who-done-it &…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 5:30pm — 11 Comments

DISTRACTION 101: "Wag the Pussy"! Top 10

Besides low Poll ratings, no Health Care Bill &…

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Added by marilyn sands on April 19, 2017 at 8:00am — 13 Comments

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